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Bwog In Bed: Killin’ It Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 0 Comments

At Columbia University, it can often seem as though everyone around you is killing it… and you’re… well… not. But most of the time, that’s all in your head! You just have to stay motivated. After all, in a week, this will all be over. Yikes, that sounded ominous, we just meant finals. Or did […]

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The Answers To Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 12 Comments

The first day of finals are tomorrow, which means we have a gift for you tonight. It’s not a Sweetgreen discount code, nor is it our roommate’s adderall. Instead we give you this semester’s Orgo Night script (even better than the Orgo exam answer key). Laugh, share with friends, and don’t forget to be offended. Enjoy! […]

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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 9 Comments

SEAS Senior Omar Abboud may not have ever done the goddamn readings, but he learned enough in his time here to teach us a few things–like that it’s probably time to put down the computer and go to sleep. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Omar Abboud, SEAS, Operations Research with a minor in MESAAS (much to my […]

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 3 Comments

We all know that Butler is far from the best place to be this time of year – it’s crowded, it’s stressful, and you can smell the stink of desperation from halfway across campus. So why not get out? You could go to Avery or LeFrak, attempt studying in bed (a tactic with mixed results) or […]

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Should You Stay, Orgo?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

Should you stay or should you go? Well, if that’s not a rhetorical question and you’re asking about Orgo Night, the answer is: go! Tonight at 11:59 pm precisely, all hell will break loose in Butler 209: CUMB is putting on its 69th “semi-annual” Orgo Night show/demonstration/what have you. Bwog will be there, of course, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]

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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]

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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]

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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]

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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]

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Rwandan President Paul Kagame Returns To Columbia, Addresses Criticism And Progress

Sarah Braner 1

economic policy
economics
paul kagame
political policy
politics
president bollinger
Rwanda
wlf
world leaders forum

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Columbia Restrooms As DnD Alignments

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butler 2 bathrooms get honorable mention for chaotic evil
butler 6 bathrooms after 11pm get honorable mention for chaotic good
fight me in the comments
i hate hamilton bathrooms
philosophy 4 bathroom has great lighting on sunny days

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Bwoglines: Entertainment Edition

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bill gates knows how to discipline his kids
fun facts
go see a free movie
i actually wrote the dictionary
it's all fun and games 'till you're standing outside Ferris on a Sunday questioning why you cannot escape your first-year ignorancies
let's play a game
nigerian rising tech kid
stop bwop and roll
synthie music
talking heads
we're all in need of some breathing
yes ignorancies is a word in my book

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LectureHop: Emily Wilson On Truths, Nostos, And The Smurfette Principle

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emily wilson says achilles is a sulky bitch
fyi: she was wearing those fantastic gold sneakers again
Homer
lecturehop
lit hum

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Horror Story: I Explored Carman For The First Time

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actually the door decorations were cute
at least the flyering was sucessful
but this is something i accept
furnald is underrated!!!
horror story
i lowkey might be the only person scared of carman (?)
like we got a lot of new recruits

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A Close Reading Of Ke$ha Lyrics As They Reflect The Three Months She Spent At Barnard

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barnard buy sell is terrifying
close reading
i will not stand for ke$ha erasure
Ke$ha totally went to Barnard for a second
literary analysis
the most cursed tik tok of all is the passage of time

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Columbia Buildings As Leap Years

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buildings
calendars
campus
carman
Columbia
feb 29
leap years
month
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Bwoglines: The Mummy Returns (2001) Edition

Ruby Mustill 0

bwoglines
gotta get down on friday
i love it when you call me big bwoppa
poppin bwottles
the fall of vape nation part two
vapenaysh

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