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Remembering Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 1 Comments

On Friday, April 8th, Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles collapsed and passed away while on duty. Officer Nelles’s family remembers him as conscientious and responsible. His co-workers greatly respected him as he recently received his thirty-year badge for a job well done. In a message from The Facilities Department, Communications VP Dan Held writes: “Officer […]

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Bwoglines: Retirement Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 0 Comments

The Cage enters temporary retirement today, so today we honor housing, in all its senselessness. Brazen Brooklyn bank robbers drilled a hole into the ceiling of an HSBC bank, stealing more than $280,000 and content from safety deposit boxes—much like your lottery number stole all your chances of happiness for next year. (Pix 11) Scientists have […]

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If Hillary Tried Normaling At Columbia

By Maddie Stearn on Apr 12, 2016 2 Comments

A few days ago Hillary Clinton rode the NYC subway. Like “any” “normal” “person”, she encountered a few setbacks on her journey–like needing to swipe her MetroCard 5 times at the turnstile. Sure, she looked a little like Jack Donaghy when he had bed bugs, but who are we to judge? We’re all just “average” people […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 6 Comments

We know more than half of y’all are probably sitting back, drinking cocktails, laughing at the first years who have to suffer the tortures and stresses of housing. Okay, maybe you’re more likely to be sitting hunched over, drinking multiple cups of coffee, scribbling away at some problem set. But even if you never set […]

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ESC’s Final Vote

By Finn Klauber on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

ESC is dead, long live ESC—or something like that. Yes, this year’s council has now passed on, and whether they were lucky enough to extend their stay on council or were forced to give up the ghost, all council members had a grave disposition. ESC Bureau Chief Finn Klauber reports on their final vote and […]

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Columbia Housing Announces Free Access (Except For Barnard Students) To New York Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 3 Comments

In a possible attempt to prevent the inevitable devolving morass of first year housing selection today, Columbia Housing along with CCSC, ESC, and GS announced in an email that all students will be granted free access to the New York Times Online. The unlimited access, available if you sign up an account here, to students of […]

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SGA: Surprise Attacks

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

This week, SGA listened to both sides of the argument for and against partnership with Columbia Elections Board. Their constitutional review committee has been working all year to make helpful changes to the SGA constitution, but these presentations required them to take quick action on their (nonexistent) affiliation with the Columbia Elections Board. “When shit comes […]

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Fall 2016 Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

With course selection upon us, we bring you one of our favorite features—a list of classes you should take before you graduate (or die, which ever comes first.) Let us take the work out of figuring out your schedule next semester and just sign up for all of these classes for an academically lit semester. Also, […]

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Bwoglines: Leaders Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

Brazil’s Congressional Committee voted in favor of a motion which proceed with a vote for or against impeaching President Dilma Rousseff. President Rousseff effectively leads a minority government and was placed in the midst of a corruption scandal and investigations over the past year or so. (The Guardian) CNN streamed a town hall event with […]

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Field Notes: It’s Lit Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2016 0 Comments

There are only a couple of weeks left in the semester, and that can mean only one thing: we’re starting to give up. CC reading? Haven’t done it yet. Physics problem set? Barely started. Polisci paper? Thought about it. A little. These days, we’re prioritizing the truly important parts of college life: getting lit and […]

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The Sculpture Discourse (According To CCSC’s Recent Survey)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2016 2 Comments

In the two weeks since we first learned that Henry Moore’s sculpture Reclining Figure was going to be placed in front of Butler in the coming months, the stone figure has garnered quite an uproar. Petitions were circulated, Facebook events were created, op-eds were written, and the New York Times even published a story about student […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 5

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2016 7 Comments

Okay, freshmen … You’ve agonized for a whole week. You’ve watched EC suites disappear faster than enthusiasm in an early-morning section of LitHum. You’ve sat up at night wondering what kind of hell hole you’ll have to endure next year. You’ve spent class periods writing out complex lists of the worst possible outcomes. And now, […]

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Bwoglines: Hurricane Dorian and E-Ciagarette Ban Edition

Eva Sher 0

bwoglines
cant have ice cream
donate to hurricane dorian relief efforts if you can
hurricanes are scary
lactose intolerant squad
late night serenades

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To The Roaches In My Dorm: Fucking Stop

Jordan Merrill 11

911 theres roaches
happy 2nd day of classes
I need to go to bed
I need to wake up
I won't actually crush them with my boots im scared to get that close ill make my roommate do it
wake up and smell the roach pheromones

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Dear Email Spammers, Bwog Is Not Interested In A Collaboration Or Guest Post

Bwog Staff 4

bwop tart
had a LI iced tea in 1020 at fully 6 pm last night so i think im really on a high here
im so physically exhausted but honestly these spam emails brighten my day
like this isn't even people speak .... the sheer absurdity of these emails
so much to do so little time today!

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Where Is Claremont’s Bike Storage?

Youngweon Lee 0

#bikenyc
i just think people who bike around the city look really cool
it's me trying to be fit this semester and housing vetoing it
my housing woes literally never stop
should have just made a citibike account

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Bwoglines: Oh, Snap (Elections)! Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

bwoglines
bwop to the top
if you don't know what the hugo is trust me it's a big deal
read for fun during college it really helps
uk: someone break this stalemate my economy is dying
what snack is the best networking fuel

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Field Notes: Sayonara, Summer Edition

Jenny Zhu 1

bwop tart
field notes
i think this is second field notes i've written ever during my entire time on Bwog
should i pen a book of limericks
the headings rhyme
Uber is sometimes the Devil's work - so convenient yet so evil!!!!!!

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I Love Russian Doll

Youngweon Lee 3

did yall miss me
i miss paris
painting my nails for the first day of school
tomorrow is my last first day of school
who wants to go to lucy's w me next weekend

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CULPA Is Down!!!

Isabel Sepúlveda 1

breaking
bwop to the top
i have never written a culpa review but i will if they just bring the site back
when will culpa return from the war

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