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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 17, 2016 2 Comments

It’s finally warm, and Columbia noticed. Yesterday was filled with Powwow, the continuation of the Divest protest, and outdoor merriment on the lawns. Birkenstocks abound, sunglasses were everywhere, and some people even broke out their rompers. We get it, Columbia. You haven’t seen sun since last semester (or maybe since Bacchanal, but who can remember that). And […]

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Bored With Bored@Butler

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Apr 17, 2016 7 Comments

Using Bored@Butler is like taking a shit: it’s an effective means of procrastination, it often happens in the Butler bathroom, and everybody does it, but nobody wants to talk about it unless they’ve accomplished something particularly impressive. I myself had heard of Bored@Butler as a sort of mythical creature, existing only in Bwog tips and conversations […]

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Bwoglines: (Gay) Lions, Tigers, And Bears, Oh My! Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 17, 2016 0 Comments

A wildlife photographer has just captured two male lions getting it on. (Daily Mail) Ted Cruz got straight up ignored by his New York audience at the GOP Gala on Thursday. (NBC) Sarah Palin denied climate change again and said, “Bill Nye Is as Much a Scientist as I Am”… We say, “What.” (The Guardian) Beyoncé […]

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Campus Cutie: Your Intro Class TA

By Bwog Staff on Apr 16, 2016 3 Comments

Keeping in line with this week’s theme of mimicking bad content from other publications, we bring you our version of the real campus cutie you care about—the broody TA from your intro lecture. Name: You don’t actually know… You just know their UNI from emailing them at 11:50 PM the night before the midterm asking a […]

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Bwog Reviews “Barnard/Columbia Dances At Miller Theatre”

By Bwog Staff on Apr 16, 2016 0 Comments

Dedicated patron of the arts and Bwog Arts Editor attended the Miller Theatre last night to watch a series of five dance performances featuring Columbia University and Barnard College students. There will be an additional show tonight at 7:30 PM; tickets are still available through Miller Theatre ($12 with CUID). I always love the experience of attending performances […]

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Where Art Thou: Tapdancing And Coffee

By Gowan Moïse on Apr 16, 2016 0 Comments

New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art, but sometimes it’s difficult to break the Morningside-bubble and experience it all first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/ theatrically-inclined on campus. Saturday, April 16 Balm in Gilead, 7:00 PM, Schapiro Theatre – […]

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SGA Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Apr 16, 2016 0 Comments

SGA has announced the list of candidates for this week’s online election (go to myBarnard, bears!) from 12 pm Tuesday – 12 pm Friday . The Candidates’ Forum will take place this Sunday, April 17th, in Diana LL103 at 4pm. You can hear speeches and ask questions.

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Bwoglines: Take Me Back Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 16, 2016 0 Comments

Berniechella, a music festival in Old Town Coachella, California, has been scheduled to take place April 22 and 23. (CNN) Same sex penguin couple has been given the chance to build a life together. (Huffington Post) Visit any national park for free this week for National Park Week. (USA Today) North Carolinas new “bathroom law” presents complicated […]

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Late Night Check-In With CDCJ

By Maddie Stearn on Apr 16, 2016 3 Comments

This evening, Managing Editor Maddie Stearn had the opportunity to interview Lucas Zeppetello, SEAS ’16, one of the Columbia Divest for Climate Justice (CDCJ) protesters currently inside of Low Library. The interview was somewhat difficult to orchestrate (think Rapunzel), but the results were interesting to say the least. [Note: we usually reserve Late Night Bwog […]

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The Excuses End At Take Back The Night 2016

By Jessa Nootbaar on Apr 15, 2016 3 Comments

Last night, a group of activists marched to “took back the night,” in our campus’s annual Take Back the Night event to raise awareness to end sexual violence. Bwogger Jessa Nootbaar was there to record the action, and she only wishes she’d been joined by more community members. When a member of Take Back the […]

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360 Degrees Of Entertainment At Rawcus

By Finn Klauber on Apr 15, 2016 0 Comments

Get ready, get rowdy, get ripped for…Rawcus 360! We sent Bwogger Finn Klauber to cover this roaring event, hosted annually by campus dance group Raw Elementz. Unfortunately, this was the only performance, but you can attend vicariously by reading this rave review. If you’ve walked through any part of campus the past week, you’ve probably […]

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An Open Letter To The Mel’s Bouncer

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2016 14 Comments

Have you had your fake ID, or your dignity, or both, damaged by the Mel’s bouncer? 100% of you should’ve answered “yes.” One brave Bwogger has a response. Dear asshole, I never thought I would have to write a letter like this after high school. I thought my days of dolling up for a man’s […]

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Barnard Laundry Room Patrons As Characters You May Encounter In A Wild West Saloon

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all of a sudden the saloon doors blow open. the town outlaw - a terrifying six foot two in stature - swaggers in with a gun at his waist and a cigar between his lips.
before anyone can say anything he plops down next to a washer and tactfully removes the still-sopping laundry.
everyone looks at each other. this is detergent dan - wanted dead or alive in at least five counties.
he stole from the wrong machine though. what he didn't know is that the laundry he just stole was that of the upstart cowboy.
laundry louie looks at the man who just stole his machine. he reaches for his whip as detergent dan casts his baleful gaze over him.
now do you really want to do that son? detergent dan asks coldly. 'son.' the word laundry louie had never heard from his lout of a father.
their hands tighten around their respective weapons. this means war.

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Bwoglines: The Joy Of Painting Edition

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Q: what dorm did the electric eel live in? A: Watt
the iliad is the best book in lithum change my mind
when bob ross was at columbia he went by robert

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Opening Remarks: Fall 2019

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bwop tart
didnt realize zobo was zoe and that also gave me quite the laugh
opening remarks fall 2019
picked up my mattress pad today and my life and sleeping habits have been profoundly changed ever since
shit our professors say
STAIRMASTER made me literally CACKLE

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Campus Figures As Bachelor In Paradise Contestants

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dean kromm representation
one bachelor content is too much bachelor content

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Horror Story: Losing My Keycard On The First Day of NSOP

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honestly matching the phone pocket to the phone case is a real dilemma that we all must face at some point in our lives
LET ME IN!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
lmaooooo RHDs. that is all
Philly Girl #phillygirl
skeleton key would be a good couple's costume for halloween

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OMA-Goodness, Architecture Can Be Cool Too!

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architecture
babies of bwog
bwog covers events
imagine...godzilla........haha
lecturehop

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SGA Explores Why Barnard Is Broke

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bold & beautiful & back in session
how many babies in puddles have YOU ignored today
maybe if they had 10 billion dollars they could through barncchanal
poor poor barnard
run for something! anything!
still not convinced about barnard's text alerts

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ESC Cancels Bacchanal

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bacchanal is cancelled by student council
esc
google forms is students councils best friend
i hate the bacch governing board
i wont say much but the MALE EGO is the most dangerous thing women cant have anything not even a lineup for women

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