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Bwoglines: Classy Times Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2014 2 Comments

Hong Kong protestors are proving to be as effective as they are polite, establishing new precedent for classy civil disobedience. (Slate) Our own fair city, cultural capital that it is, has a number of especially exciting events in the classy world of dance over the coming months. The Huffington Post says that number is 14. […]

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Encyclopedia Brown And The Case Of The Midnight Pooper

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 7 Comments

Over the past several days, we have received a number of increasingly agitated tips about a string of vandalism centered on the phrase “Poop Nuggetz.” As far as we can tell, this shit has gone down on John Jay 13. One anonymous tipster kept calm in the face of the drama, providing an email with the […]

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Introducing Your CCSC 2018 Class President: Ezra Gontownik

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 21 Comments

In light of our dripping enthusiasm about student government, Bwog sat down with recently-elected CCSC 2018 President Ezra Gontownik to talk shop. Bwog: So, tell me a little about yourself, or, in other words, let’s reduce your life to a catchy little sound bite? EG: Catchy little sound bite? I’m the youngest of six boys; […]

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2Girls1Snack: “Green” Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 2 Comments

After last week’s decadent brownie tour that left 1girl in a food coma, we decided to take it easier this time and study everyone’s favorite classy drink—tea! With all of the varieties of tea floating around Morningside, we had to narrow it down, so we decided to go for straight green tea. No milk, no […]

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At USenate Plenary, Prezbo Shows Optimism Among Developing Issues

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 6 Comments

The school year’s first University Senate meeting opened with a speech by Prezbo where he gave his perspective on the present and future of Columbia. He said that Columbia is in one of its “greatest eras.” He gave compliments to the new and some of the returning deans, praised the architectural changes around Columbia, and […]

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Bwoglines: Everything’s A Mess Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 0 Comments

If you haven’t already heard, Ebola has been diagnosed in the U.S. for the first time. (Huffington Post) This woman was in jail for over a month because the police thought the dried SpaghettiO’s on a spoon in her car was meth. (Gawker) Another horrible dating app: Luxy allows its wealthy users to “weed out […]

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Chopped: Poor Lazy College Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 3 Comments

Remember the beginning-of-the-year resolution you made to yourself to act like a grown up? It’s okay, we all know that the last time you actually went grocery shopping was a late night run two weeks ago….but don’t worry! As always, Bwog has you covered. Tatini Mal-Sarkar and Gabrielle Lipson channel their inner Rachael Ray and […]

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Fire Alarms Going Off Throughout Campus

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 6 Comments

If you got a mass text message from Emergency Services, its because false fire alarms are going off throughout campus. Public Safety has been sent to investigate, and both they and we will keep you updated as the situation unfolds. Public Safety also released an identical email: “There has been a series of simultaneous false […]

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Quiz: What Should You Be Doing Right Now Instead Of Taking This Quiz?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 4 Comments

Life is short. So is this quiz. All results are guaranteed to be 1000% accurate.

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Overseen: The Ground Has Eyes

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 1 Comments

A tipster happened upon this creepy eye mask on the ground near South Lawn. We took the opportunity to write a haiku about it: The eye mask watches, It can see your inner soul, It is dark as night. Someone is going to have trouble sleeping tonight.

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Live At Lerner: Salt Cathedral

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 0 Comments

Look alive, Columbia. You have roughly 15 minutes to get yourself to the Lerner Piano Lounge for the semester’s second Live at Lerner Sounds event! This week they’ve got Salt Cathedral playing some awesome salty tunes. Added incentive (as if you needed any more): today’s lunch is Greek-themed! Save yourself a late night trip to Hooda’s for a shame-Gyro! […]

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Bwoglines: Accusations Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 0 Comments

Walmart accused Tracy Morgan, claiming it was his negligence that caused his injuries in the June car crash. The Walmart driver was apparently awake for 24 hours before the accident. Whose fault is it, anyway? (Yahoo!) At the U.N., Mahmoud Abbas accused Israel of war crimes and Netanyahu accused Abbas and other world leaders of […]

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Bwoglines: Close Rikers Edition

Idris O'Neill 0

bad bwitches only
bcrw is full of amazing women
de blasio opening up more prisons is a dub
go to the bcrw event!!!
rikers closing is a W
rip kalief browder
they hosted invisible no more last semester and it was life changing

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Woe, Woe! Your Professor Wants You To Purchase A New Textbook Even Though It’s February

Levi Cohen 0

@professors PLACE ORDERS FOR YOUR BOOKS
based on a true story?
bookstore employee or therapist: you decide
high tragedy
remember scary stories to tell in the dark
this isnt hard
Uris rly is that ugly

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V124 West End Preview Fails To Entertain

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over-enthusiastic and not particularly intriguing describes like half our classes
shoutout to the people who complimented our 'fuck the varsity show' shirts
sorority jokes seem so like last year
talmage wise can redeem anything
v124
v124? more like v12-bore
varsity show
we really wanted to like it this year

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The Trials And Tribulations Of Ordering Postmates At Columbia

Sarah Harty 0

dont be mean to me in the comments
im aware this is not the only option
ordering when the chastity gates are closed <<<
still i will continue to use it
this is a psa
you cant even find out your rating like on uber

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Personals: Victoria And Kate

Bwog Staff 1

harry potter haters need not apply ever tbh
jk rowling has disappointed me so much lately though
personals
that reading nook is the best thing i've ever seen
victoria is lying lots of things redeem her as a human being

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Best Places On Campus To Ugly Cry In Peace

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

i'm not extra enough to cry at the sundial
if i'm not crying i'm dying
make sure if you're crying in a bathroom
or 2-ply toilet paper
wear sunglasses and you can cry anywhere without being geographically restricted
where are the squash courts i like the sound of those

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In Defense Of: People Playing The Piano In The Piano Lounge

Abby Rubel 1

In Defense Of
maybe if we write about the piano lounge enough i'll be able to spell it on the first try
there are basically zero practice rooms on this campus
where else can they practice
you can't put a piano in your room

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Personals: Jake And Mary

Bwog Staff 0

i once asked my little sister to help me make a tinder
nutella brown butter cookies sound amazing and i want 12
old bwog fact: if you go on a date as a result of someone's personal
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we'll give you $10 for it

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