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Shit Your Professors Will Say (Or, Call For Opening Remarks)

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2016 0 Comments

It’s true, classes have barely started – but, as the indefinable They governing our colloquial expressions say, only three things in life are inevitable: death, taxes, and weird professors. In this first week, the realm of syllabi and awkward silences, many of your professors probably haven’t planned out lectures beyond reading over a typo-ridden document […]

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Bwoglines: Bigger, Bolder, And Better Than Ever Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2016 0 Comments

It may be cold enough to freeze your coffee inside its not-particularly-well-insulated Starbucks cup, but that’s not about to stop your new professors from piling you with work. But this semester is going to be The Semester – the one when you finally get ahead in your classes, find a cool paid internship, and figure out the secret […]

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Breaking: Fatal Accident On Columbia Medical Brigades Trip In Honduras

By Bwog Staff on Jan 13, 2016 5 Comments

An accident occurred earlier today in Honduras involving students on the Columbia Medical Brigade trip. A passenger bus carrying 30 students and adult volunteers to the Toncontín International Airport drove off a Honduras highway into a ravine. All of the passengers were affiliated with the Columbia Medical Brigade. Three passengers are confirmed dead and eight are in critical […]

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Junior Phi Beta Kappa Inductees Announced

By Bwog Staff on Jan 06, 2016 16 Comments

Yesterday afternoon, Columbia College released the names of the 23 members of the Class of 2016 being inducted into Phi Beta Kappa for the Fall term. Of the 10% of the senior class who will be inducted into the national honor society this year, these 23 students make up just 2%; the other 8% will be inducted […]

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Until Next Year, Columbia

By Mason Amelotte on Dec 23, 2015 68 Comments

To our readers: it’s been a minute since the academic year began, but you have finally made it to the (halfway) finish. Congratulations! I thank you for standing by us this semester. Though these past four months have been seemingly mild, I appreciate your loyal readership nonetheless. I would also like to take this opportunity […]

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Overseen: Historical Revisionism On The Columbia Facebook Page

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 4 Comments

Like most schools, Columbia has a somewhat propagandist social media presence (like, where do they find all those pictures of smiling students?). Yesterday, to that end, Columbia’s Facebook page posted a “reminder of what a winter day should look like on campus”– you mean, because it’s so warm? Or because snow in NYC seems to immediately turn […]

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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 1 Comments

As our semester draws to a close, we (as most Columbia students tend to do) are already looking to the new year. As you make your way home for the holidays, remember to take time this vacation to relax and realign (or something…do we sound like a Soul Cycle instructor?). Here’s a list of our […]

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 0 Comments

It’s (technically) the last day of finals, but we’re hoping your professors moved your finals that were supposed to be today to some time last week. Most of Bwog is home by now, and we’re using this winter vacation to relax, recharge, and return to school feeling like we’re “on a new level” (or something). […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 4 Comments

The outpouring of actual wisdom continues with Statistics professor Phillip Protter, who talks surprisingly little about statistics and surprisingly a lot about football and coffee houses. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I click to save the world, therefore I am. Claim to fame: I took second in the mile relay for the state […]

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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Housing Coverage 2019: Day 5

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happy picking everyone
housing 2019
my body is physically exhausted from the three hours of election endorsement speeches yesterday
second to last day of housing coverage :(

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Science Fair: Make It Stop Codon Edition

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50 GeV is me after coffee
bwog science
go see a nobel prize winner nbd
good luck to all pre meds!
science fair
tag yourself im cysteine because im problematic

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Field Notes: Special Bacchanal Edition

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3 times in 14 hours? holy SHIT
bacchanal 2019
field notes
field notes: extreme edition
so uh was bacchanal cancelled?
tripsitters are unsung heroes
we would have more but i'm assuming some bwoggers are still recovering
what a beautiful glorious day

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Bacchanal Review 2019

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all boys cry! men touch vagina! bitches eat tacos! that's art fellas
bacchanal 2019
immaterial boys! immaterial girls!
prezbo's weather machine is working OVERTIME
that metallic green though rina really did that to us

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Open Meeting Announcement: I Heard Columbia Singing

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note the time change!
oh yes the grass leaves mhmm we're definitely talking about the lawns
open meeting announcement
yesterday was a time

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Call For The Best Bacchanal Story 2019

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bacchanal
bacchanalia
bye bacch see you next year you beautiful disaster
gooooooood morning vietnam
how are your hangovers sound off in the comments
john jay was eerily empty this morning i'm worried about y'all
so did i imagine tierra crowdsurfing or
tell us your stories of victory and woe

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Bwoglines: When The Party’s Over Edition

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be wary of pinterest hangover cures
big brother is watching
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just. go back to bed.
no one is allowed to laugh at 69th st

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LectureHop: “Shakespeare in Translation?”

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also some cool people in the audience! like a grad student studying creative writing who was a pleasure to talk with
center for american studies
enjoy my free labor editors
i want more events like this tbh
i went to this event for my own sake
james shapiro
john mcwhorter
kcst
lecturehop
legitimately didn't even plan to write a lecturehop on this but it was just. that. good.
macbeth
shakespeare
that Q&A was something else though. people got Opinions®
two noble kinsmen

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