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Nobody Asked Tats: Housing Part 2

By Bwog Staff on Mar 13, 2015 1 Comments

Housing is more than dramatic enough for a double Tats feature. So the shithead you weren’t even entirely sold on having in your housing group just bailed last minute. Here, your favorite dipshit gives you six fun last-minute replacements for that sixth person in your EC suite/Ruggles suite/whatever building all your hopes are set on […]

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Bwoglines: Reputable Sources Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 13, 2015 0 Comments

Everyone’s favorite boot manufacturer, LL Bean, plans to triple its U.S. stores by 2020, citing strong sales growth in—you guessed it—their footwear division. Whether this sets them up to find out the hard way about the existence of Zappos and the idea of a “fad,” only time will tell. (NYT) Art Basel Hong Kong, an Asian […]

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Statement Released By Barnard SGA, GSSC Regarding Spring Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2015 46 Comments

Barnard SGA and General Studies Student Council have released separate resolutions about Spring Bacchanal. The resolution calls for the Bacchanal board to redistribute and refund all 4,000 tickets sold earlier this week for the concert. The board should then redistribute the tickets at no cost and in staggered blocks to students while still maintaining a […]

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Other Things On Which You Might Spend Your $7

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2015 1 Comments

We recognize that Bacchanal sold out before you got the chance to whip out your debit or credit card of choice for ol’ Eventbrite. We also know that tickets were in fact $8.38 with fees and all, but for the purposes of this important article we stuck to the original $7. Here are all the […]

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Chokehold In Carman

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2015 59 Comments

This afternoon, Bwog received the following anonymous tip in regards to an incident outside of Carman Hall: Spotted around 11:40 AM A safety guard and a Carman 5 resident in an intense physical fight outside Carman. Student (shirtless) tries to flee is pursued and subsequently attacked by guard. Trail of 4 or 5 other guards […]

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Bathroom Reviews: Schermerhorn

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2015 2 Comments

Who even knows how to pronounce Schermerhorn? Is it SHer-mer-horn or SKer-mer-horn? Regardless of the name, Bwog takes you to the Men’s restroom on the 6th floor. Privacy (is this a poop or pee bathroom?) This one is most definitely a pooper. The stalls are a comfortable size but don’t have those cracks in the door […]

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LectureHop: Ethical Issues in Ebola and Beyond

By Ross Chapman on Mar 12, 2015 0 Comments

While he usually lives by the motto, “ball is life,” Bwog’s Ross Chapman hopped over to a lecture about Ebola and beyond, and reported back. A group of experts, mostly Columbians, gathered in the Satow Room yesterday to hold a panel on the ethical responsibilities and questions that arise when responding to a crisis. Using […]

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Bwoglines: Things To Ruminate On Over Spring Break Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 12, 2015 0 Comments

To get an Apple Watch or not to get an Apple Watch? Are they lame?? Not if you bling it out. Dolce & Gabbana introduced tech gear dripping in crystals on the runway in paris, but no need to stop there. Get your sick new Apple Watch done! (Vogue) Kendrick Lamar is dropping, To Pimp a Butterfly, on […]

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A Tail Of Two Mascots, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2015 2 Comments

We know that you’ve all been waiting anxiously for the sequel to the love story of our two star-crossed mascots, and four years seemed as good a time as any. Or, this time frame is eerily similar to how a Bwog staffer once spaced out her erotic Fan Fics back in the day and has […]

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I Have No Midterms: A True Story

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2015 5 Comments

Somehow, one of our staff members has lucked into having no midterms this week. This anonymous Bwogger tells us what it’s like to be “free” this week–or, rather, what we think it’s like. Everyone around me is, in their words, “dying.” On this busy week of ours, libraries are packed and hope is scarce. “One more week,” my […]

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BunsenBwog: Genes That Matter

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2015 1 Comments

In an attempt to satisfy the 1% of Bwog readers who are science majors, we’re bringing back an old favorite: BunsenBwog—a brief review of some of the science-related findings and contributions done by members of our campus community. This week, we sent mad scientist Mason Amelotte to the CUMC newsroom to find out what’s new. […]

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Bathroom Reviews: Pupin

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2015 5 Comments

Midterms got you going to the bathroom out of anxiety? We’re continuing our series on bathrooms around campus with our third installment, and this time, we’re taking you to the second floor of Pupin (for when you’re SEAS-ed with cramps and gas). Privacy (is this a poop or pee bathroom?) The most private bathroom you […]

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Horses, Free Tuition, And More In GSSC

Andrew Chee 0

could centaurs field an equestrian team?
how about fried chicken and corn dogs for next week
I wish Equestrians had to wear horse masks during competition
steph curry pls come shoot for me

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Bwoglines: Chips And Bill Cosby Edition

Brigid Cromwell 0

bigly
bill
bill cosby is from philadelphia
bwoglines
i am from philadelphia
i saw bill cosby at a bakery in my town
kevin hart is short
kidzbwop
ok bye
ruffles potato chips
short people
these are alphabetized apparently
tiny house
trump and truth don't go together
trump's wig flew
wig
zok bye

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To The Person Or Persons Responsible For The Four (4) Carman Fire Alarms In Recent Days

Bwog Staff 4

carman
crimes against humanity
four alarm fire
ICC
International Military Tribunal for Morningside Heights
marijuana can't melt steel beams
two minutes hate
war crimes

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: A Rising Star Comes To Riverside Church

Bwog Staff 7

apparently joseph and anya met when she interviewed him for an assignment??
if you comment "venezuela" im going to come to your house and delete your account
ok they were such a married couple on stage
referring to her as "andrea" yikes

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SGA Is Sustainable

Ramisa Murshed 2

columbia dining halls should start composting
columbia should start doing a lot of sustainable things that they don't already do tbh
seriously recycling is the most low effort thing you can do to help the environment pls do it
sga!!! i did this all for u idris my favorite seven sisters rep xoxo

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Things That Beto O’Rourke Definitely Did During His Time At Columbia

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Bwog Fights Climate Denial In Style

Henry Golub 1

air conditioning was pumpin'
attacking climate science is like throwing an egg at math
Events
lecturehop
one day we will all have gills
you can watch the whole thing online!

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ESC Gives Some Updates

Finn Klauber 0

any CC or SEAS student who wants to poop in a hole before school starts should be able to
as long as COÖP stays a Columbia thing I'm cool with expanding it
engineering student council
esc
free tuition?

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