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Senior Wisdom: Juno McCallum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 4 Comments

The time for Senior Wisdoms has come again! Every winter we post les Wisdoms des Seniors from students who are graduating in December, providing them with one last chance to feel appreciated before they become the underlings of whichever industry they pursue. However, due to this abominable weather, it feels just like May so there’s […]

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From The Issue: Behind Bar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 4 Comments

Every month we get to show some love for our parent publication, The Blue and White. Unlike some children, we’re grateful for our Cool Mom, so we’re excited to share this first article about 1020’s female bartenders from the latest issue. We’ve all heard the rumors about 1020’s owner–people often use the words “creepy,” “controlling,” […]

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It’s Fucking Hot

By Britt Fossum on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Did we do the time warp again? Why is it so warm outside? Isn’t it supposed to be Winter in December? Bwog superstar Britt Fossum engages in the discourse regarding our unseasonably warm weather. The End is Nigh. How are we expected to study for finals when it’s a balmy 60 degrees Fahrenheit every day, […]

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Barnard Administration Issues Statement On Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 2 Comments

Dean Hinkson released a statement to all Barnard students earlier today regarding Orgo Night and the Columbia University Marching Band. In the email, Dean Hinkson recognizes how she received “heartfelt messages” and “equally compelling messages” from both supporters and detractors of the Marching Band’s activities at Barnard. After Dean Hinkson closed the Barnard gates to […]

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Alternative Names To Make Your Reading Week Marginally Better

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Reading “week” is always a fun time for Columbia students. Between studying for finals, writing papers, getting some of that Midnight Breakfast, and attending Orgo Night, there’s just too much to be done in too little time. So we’re here to make your reading days slightly more entertaining by renaming them. If you have any […]

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1-800-ORGONIGHT/MIDNIGHTBREAKFAST

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Tonight, we celebrate the student body and the school as best we know with free (FREE!) pre-finals food and free (FREE!) offense given to everything and everybody! At exactly midnight, the Columbia University Marching Band will erupt into Butler 209 for the 62nd consecutive, 69th semi-annual Orgo Night. We don’t really know if the aim to […]

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Bwog In Bed: Hump Day Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Now that reading week has begun, we’re transitioning from Bwoglines to Bwog In Bed. Ironically, many of us have been spending reading week so far sleeping in Butler instead of our beds. Regardless, get pumped for a day of studying (and preparing for Orgo Night). Bwogline: The Federal Reserve is aiming to raise interest rates this […]

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Semester In Review

By Britt Fossum on Dec 15, 2015 1 Comments

Fall 2015 marked the fourth semester in a row in which a new board took the helm of Bwog: in August we lost former Editor in Chief Taylor Grasdalen to Duluth, Minnesota. Britt Fossum, CC ’16, took Grasdalen’s place as EIC. Joseph Powers, CC ’16, took Fossum’s place on the board as Internal Editor, with Courtney Couillard, BC […]

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Midnight Pancakes–Come Hungry!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

Take a break from studying (or not studying) an mosey on down to Broadway Presbyterian Church for some pancakes and midnight solidarity! From 11 pm to 1 am tonight, our friends at everyone’s favorite progressive church in MoHi will be servin’ up fuel for your late-night/early morning trips to Riverside Park (we all know what you’re […]

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10 Things To Do During Reading Week (Other Than Study, Of Course)

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

We weren’t sure what this “reading week” stuff was all about, so we sent staff writer Phoebe to find out. Turns out, we’re actually expected to study this week! Well, that wasn’t going to happen, so instead Phoebe compiled a list of 10 alternatives to this “studying” nonsense to get you through the next seven or […]

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#HotboxCarman2015

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

You know a Facebook event is going to be good when the host puts up a disclaimer: “this is just a joke i am just a bored lady making a joke pls dont arrest me (sic).” Friends and friends of friends and maybe even that weird kid with the wraparound sunglasses in your Orgo class have all […]

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Breaking: Second Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 4 Comments

The second (and more controversial) round of Orgo Night posters have hit Butler bulletin boards (you can look at the first round of posters here). As one would expect, the posters contain Donald Trump jokes (Is he still funny? The world seems undecided), a play on Hotline Bling’s album art, and yet another reference to […]

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GSSC Says GS Gala Is Almost Here!

Andrew Chee 0

can bwog come to gs gala
everyone go to gs meetings
gs gala is fancy
gs golden globes
GS stands for goop salad
GS students have feelings too
gssc
i can't even think of anything funny to say
just kidding that's mean
school of graduate students?
sorry this is so late i lost track of time

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Bwog Book Club: ‘What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours’

Levi Cohen 0

BRING HELEN OYEYEMI TO COLUMBIA CHALLENGE
bwog book club
helen oyeyemi
short stories are the most delicious form of nutrition
short stories for the barnumbian soul
so many gays!

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Senior Wisdom Nominations Are Open

Zoe Sottile 0

and nor will anyone i love
but where do seniors go when they graduate
call for senior wisdom nominations
cheese whiz is wisdomous
do seniors go to a nice farm upstate when they graduate
graduation is a lot like death
im never going to graduate
senior citizen
senior wisdom
who doesn't love attention
wiz khalifa has wisdom

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Barnard Reslife Does Not Know Where The Dorms Are

Bwog Staff 2

bwind beneath my wings
bwog is my personal outlet to complain about my barnumbia related grievances
bwog shits on reslife part 1000
can they PLEASE turn the A/C back on in sulz lol
certain people at reslife work really hard and i appreciate them
get me out of the quad
i fully spent like 10 minutes making a new map of barnard and that says a lot about my procrastination habits
others seem to purposefully fuck with us
this is a joke

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Bwoglines: TFW All Of Your Organs Are On The Wrong Side Of Your Body

Brigid Cromwell 1

~vaccinations~
bye bye brooklyn
her heart was there tho
i <3 organs
idk where my organs are lol
measles is encroaching
my nose will not stop running
spongebob dried up in sandy's dome
when your organs are wildin
you could stop at 5 or 6 stores or just 1

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2019 My Columbia College Journey: Campus (CULT)ure

Leo Bevilacqua 5

ccsc
DEANTINI FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED
gay jew
I LOVE YOU
im a young tony kushner love me
oh kay but you can't say I wasn't funny
overheard
salted rim
salty
SRSLY DEANTINI PLZ ALLOW ME TO GRADUATE
WHERE IS THE LIE?

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LectureHop: Translation of the Genetic Code (Brakes Included)

Alex Tang 0

biology is the best science don't @ me
bwog science
DNA --> RNA --> Protein
lecturehop
the mitochondria gets all the credit but the ribosome is pretty cool too!
though i will be saying "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" till the day i die

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Barnard Announces Spring 2019 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

Sarah Braner 2

congrats to all!
meanwhile i'm just trying to keep my head above water in intro bio
phi beta kappa
tried to stick with the tradition of using the athena statue for this kind of post

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