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Bwog In Bed: Happy Sad Angry Glad Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2014 0 Comments

It’s officially Sunday, which means you should probably put down the tequila and pick up those books! Or you can pick up the tequila and put down the books. It’s really your choice. Just have fun! Bwogline: To the dismay of horny women and men everywhere, Andrew Garfield could be replaced as Spider Man according to leaked emails between Sony and Marvel. (IGN News) […]
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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sartre

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 6 Comments

Inspired by his dear friend Sylvia’s adventures of last week, Jean-Paul Sartre sets out to answer a simple question: is alcoholism a humanism? There is no exit. The Gaze, the eternal struggle of seeing oneself as an object in the world of others’ consciousness, is upon me. Or perhaps people are just staring because I […]
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Shit My Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 7 Comments

We all have them. Those doodles and phrases that almost seemed related to something said in lecture, things that seemed at the time preferable to writing nothing at all but which later befuddle or even horrify readers. They’re the reason you don’t share your notes with needy friends—sometimes, they even keep you out of your own […]
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With Love, From Scrooge

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 1 Comments

Dear [insert name of someone you give literally zero shits about], So nice to see you [last month/year/who even knows]! Hope this holiday season leaves you sad and cold and lonely inside goes wonderfully! Love, Ebenezer/Grumpy Cat. Stop lying. We know how you really feel. Here are some holiday cards for those special people in […]
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Bwog In Bed: 202 Years Of Progress Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 1 Comments

It’s Saturday. The eye of the storm. Whether you plan to relax or to amp up your study regimen, you’re in as much of a mood to read Bwoglines as Bwog is to write them properly. Just stay a moment and take in the cream of the crop, and we’ll have you on your way. Bwogline: The […]
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Orgo Night Teases And Pleases And Eases Very Few

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 22 Comments

Two anonymous baby Bwoggers present their review of Orgo Night: Fall 2014 Edition. We sent the freshmen because they didn’t know what to expect. Also they’re less jaded. Last night at 11:30pm in Butler 209, everyone realized—probably—that they had forgotten to take a shower. Sweaty bodies in sweaty sweaters carrying their sweaty parkas milled around […]
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Undergraduate Deans Approve Spring Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 17 Comments

Bwog received a press release this afternoon from the Bacchanal Board informing us that a Spring Bacchanal concert will be held on April 4, 2015. This change in date allows for the concert to not fall during the Days on Campus weekend as it has in previous years. While some concerns about the state of Bacchanal have come up through students […]
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Calling Cops On Protesters, Divestment, And CourseWorks2 Discussed At USenate

By Joe Milholland on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

Joe Milholland reports back with the latest from the University Senate. At the beginning of the December 11 University Senate plenary, Executive Committee Chair Sharyn O’Halloran talked about the protocols for the University calling the police. At every protest on campus, she stated, VP of Public Safety James McShane notifies the police. However, for the […]
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Food From The Field

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 5 Comments

Finals are tough. Maintaining a happy, healthy diet might be even tougher. One Bwogger shares her field food notes from the week. MONDAY 8am: Last night’s halal still stuffed to esophagus. Room only for coffee and disgust and Russian homework not completed. 11am: Feeling hopeful. Maybe will eat a vegetable today. Granola bar for now. […]
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Bwog In Bed: Positively Buttery Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

We typically start our mornings with coffee as dark as our souls and some light Bwoglines, but who can manage that during finals? We have exams to take, mornings to sleep in, and trips to Butler to procrastinate. Bwogline: Congress has just passed a bill that will allow $1.1 trillion in spending…amid rancor in the House. (The […]
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Late Night Reading: Orgo Night Script Fall 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 67 Comments

While you’re going to have to wait for our full review of Orgo Night, we bring you the script of tonight’s performance by the Columbia University Marching Band. CUMB packed Butler 209 per tradition the night before the Orgo exam and delivered uncomfortable jokes to their audience. Take a break from reading about some boring […]
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Cafes Around Campus: Part Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 3 Comments

We’ve brought you to cafes in the neighborhood, and your better options right here at home. We’ve shown you classy cafes, conjuring up images of lands far away. Today we bring you back to reality. You’ve got papers due and finals to study for. You can’t remember the last time you showered. Let’s not even […]
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Columbia Registrar Launches Online Tool To Help You Pronounce People’s Names

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  • it pitched my voice down so i sound like cher LMAO
  • namecoach
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All The Auditions (Happening In Hamilton This Week)

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  • bwog loves cupal
  • compiling this post got us really excited for all the cool shows happening this semester
  • doesn't the performing arts community ever get tired
  • everyone audition for eden's show it's going to be so good!!!
  • fall auditions and interviews
  • no day but today
  • thanks cupal for compiling most of these already
  • we heard cuwe is especially looking for trombones and percussionists
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Are You There, Professors? It’s Me, Bwog

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  • anyone else ridiculously excited for the diana cafe to be open again
  • call for opening remarks
  • we're looking at you prof rojas
  • why take notes on actual information when you could take notes on your profs' anecdotes
  • you could also go to our open meeting next sunday and tell us in person ;)
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Bwoglines: We’re All Melting Edition

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  • anyone know why woodbridge has A/C in the exercise room but not anywhere else
  • buy two fans and ensure that they are both facing you at all times
  • bwoglines
  • it's too fucking hot
  • semester hasn't started yet already we're so tired
  • your managing editor and best friend had to look up everything that goes in bwoglines before writing this
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Demanding EcoReparations: A Day In The Life Of An EcoReps Customer

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  • bad bwitches only
  • do u like what i did
  • ecoreps
  • ecoreps please start selling plants
  • TBH i still cant believe i woke up in time for this sale
  • this is MY ecoreps horror story
  • vlogging is the new 'call home about'
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Barnard Dining Expands Hours And Ways To Use Meal Swipes

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  • barnard dining
  • liz's place
  • one liz's place swipe = one large coffee + one package of day old sushi
  • remember when barnard students couldn't even get into jj's without seducing cc/seas students
  • still proud of you hewitt
  • you haven't lived until you've gone to diana breakfast
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Sleeping In Very Late With Bwog: Get Woke (Up) Edition

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  • Bwog was out late last night guys
  • i watched an episode of brooklyn 99 and there was this really cute dog hence the dog photo and tip
  • mels food is actually good tho
  • mels is overrated
  • wonder how that hogan suite held all the people i saw with leis/western gear
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NSOP Overseen/Overheard

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  • all you got is NSOP
  • aren't we all perpetual freshmen
  • I wish my dorm had AC
  • nsop stopped?
  • throwing shoes
  • what they don't tell you in the nsop packet

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