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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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We Won Homecoming 2017?!

Jenny Zhu 2

all we do is win but actually
bwop tart
Columbia Football
columbia homecoming
football
homecoming
it's because prezbo was there
what the actual fuck we're winning
why are we winning

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Ridiculous (And Totally OK) Requests To Make To Your Suitemates

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bwog baby daddy
bwog baby donkey
homecoming was today i hope you all had fun
if you saw any of bwog staff today tell them the bagel said..... what's good!! where are your posts ??? sunday night
if you saw any of bwog staff today tell them the bagel said..... what's good!! where are your posts ??? sunday night lerner 510 square up !!
kidding i love my bwoggies
ridiculous or not
suitemate shit

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Announcement: Free Beer Outside Baker For Seniors

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beer
bwop tart
columbia gives free stuff out...on the occasion
free beer
homecoming
IDGOD
is a columbia fake a thing now
lol remember idgod
take advantage of this to save money in the city

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Bwoglines: School Spirit Edition

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bwog: send nudes edition
bwop tart
fuck Trump
homecoming is today are you nervous
im not paying 100 for a supply closet like bitch please
penn quakers
please don't actually send nudes im begging u
quaking because we're 4-0
where the heck is bushwick anyways

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Dropping The Suitcase, And Other Metaphors: Jhumpa Lahiri Returns To Barnard

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'i went onto barnard's campus and immediately went up to the fourth floor of barnard hall' same
conversationhop?
for some people spec is the wrong suitcase
hey jhumpa who wrote plato's republic
lecturehop
no guesses as to who edited this
one bwog staffer has the same advisor as jhumpa lahiri and has never been more starstruck in her life
shoutout to ella you killed it

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Announcement: CSC’s Night Market Is Tonight!

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How To Bandwagon For Columbia Football

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bwog is for everyone (even those who like sports)
columbia spirit
football
free columbia beer
homecoming
sports

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Bwoglines: Hungry Hungry… Crocodile? Edition

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boycotting twitter
don't forget about night market!
finally sweater weather
it's a beautiful day for living in constant fear of what trump will tweet next
pep rally will be fun
the goat
what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile again?

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