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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 0 Comments

You have a whole weekend to study and that should be plenty, right? You’re going to ace that Monday test because you’re starting to study now, right? Right?! Bwogline: Bad things happen in Colorado. (CNN) Finals Tip: You don’t actually have to study as long as you look the part. Wear sweatpants/yoga pants/baseball hats/shapeless clothing. As long […]

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SAE’s Side of the Story

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 7 Comments

After hearing about toddler frat Sigma Alpha Epsilon having their recognition withdrawn, Bwog’s Sarah Faith Thompson sat down with two former senior brothers. They spoke openly about what happened under the condition of anonymity. The night began with a pregame in a frat member’s suite where pledges were invited via mass text message. Senior members […]

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]

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Announcement: Free Beer Outside Baker For Seniors

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beer
bwop tart
columbia gives free stuff out...on the occasion
free beer
homecoming
IDGOD
is a columbia fake a thing now
lol remember idgod
take advantage of this to save money in the city

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Bwoglines: School Spirit Edition

Jenny Zhu 0

bwog: send nudes edition
bwop tart
fuck Trump
homecoming is today are you nervous
im not paying 100 for a supply closet like bitch please
penn quakers
please don't actually send nudes im begging u
quaking because we're 4-0
where the heck is bushwick anyways

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Dropping The Suitcase, And Other Metaphors: Jhumpa Lahiri Returns To Barnard

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'i went onto barnard's campus and immediately went up to the fourth floor of barnard hall' same
conversationhop?
for some people spec is the wrong suitcase
hey jhumpa who wrote plato's republic
lecturehop
no guesses as to who edited this
one bwog staffer has the same advisor as jhumpa lahiri and has never been more starstruck in her life
shoutout to ella you killed it

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Announcement: CSC’s Night Market Is Tonight!

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How To Bandwagon For Columbia Football

Abby Rubel 0

bwog is for everyone (even those who like sports)
columbia spirit
football
free columbia beer
homecoming
sports

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Bwoglines: Hungry Hungry… Crocodile? Edition

Zack Abrams 0

boycotting twitter
don't forget about night market!
finally sweater weather
it's a beautiful day for living in constant fear of what trump will tweet next
pep rally will be fun
the goat
what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile again?

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Butler Rooms Ranked By Optimal Crying Locations (From Worst to Best)

Megan Wylie 1

*jewel voice* who can save your soul
but is any of butler really good?
fifth floor truly does suck
i'd give all of it a 4.5/10 at best
pro tip: don't go here
psh thats easier said than done i know
the call of the columns is just too loud

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What To Do With Your Parents During Homecoming: A Guide

Zoe Rossetto Metcalfe 0

avoid times square like the plague
best for everyone involved tbh
homecoming 2017
is the strand even hipster anymore?
take advantage of that open wallet if you can
while you can

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