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SAE’s Side of the Story

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 7 Comments

After hearing about toddler frat Sigma Alpha Epsilon having their recognition withdrawn, Bwog’s Sarah Faith Thompson sat down with two former senior brothers. They spoke openly about what happened under the condition of anonymity. The night began with a pregame in a frat member’s suite where pledges were invited via mass text message. Senior members […]

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 5 Comments

Late one night, Bwog received this tip from an enterprising Butlerite: An archaic fix to an archaic problem: one of the stalls in the men’s room outside butler 209 has had a broken lock for YEARS. It took one brave, yet disgruntled mechanical engineering student to finally do something about it. Your not-so-anonymous tipster/resident tinkerer, […]

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

Continuing our warm welcome of the newly EDmitted Class of 2018, Bwog is presenting a rundown of our typical day because we’re Real People that have Real Lives (at least, that’s what we tell ourselves after the fifth day straight in Butler). A sophomore staffer who wished to remain anonymous (Real People can be anonymous, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 10 Comments

Welcome back to another round of our short December Senior Wisdoms, shouting out to those midyear graduates. Here we have Pazia Miller—we can’t believe her life, either. Name, Hometown, School: Pazia Shayne Miller (Pronounced Asia with a P at the front), raised in Baltimore and transplanted to White Plains, New York (REPRESENT). Barnard College always. Claim […]

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Bwog In Bed: Sup, Underclassmen?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 6 Comments

Shout out to all of you taking Lit Hum and CC tests today. Good luck! You can do it. Bwogline: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. (iTunes, LATimes, YouTube, BuzzFeed, Beyonce, True Love all to the tune of Versace) Finals Tip: If it’s consumed in the library/within two hours of a final/out of a ramen cup, […]

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Freshman Year Checklist: The Mistakes to Make

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 19 Comments

As a freshman first-year, there are certain mistakes you need to make and times to have before those two semesters end. So as this first semester comes to a close, Bwog decided to compile these essentials so that you don’t miss anything big. There are The distinctly freshman Mistake your first friends at Columbia (NSOP) for […]

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Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

What it says on the tin. When you need that study break tonight, the Columbia University Marching Band’s got you covered, as they do every semester. Orgo Night, Butler 209, 11:59 pm. Go groan at the lame jokes and tweet the good ones so we don’t have to. Snag a spot early. And as always, […]

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Bwog’s Official CC and Lit Hum Study Guide

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 4 Comments

Oh wait, you actually thought this would be a study guide? That was a mistake. Where there is a will, there is a way to make sex jokes. Especially about the great writers of Western Literature and Philosophy. In the spirit of sex, we present our interpretation of how the greats of the Core would […]

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Actual Wisdom: Robert Farrauto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 13 Comments

Happy Thursday. For our next Actual Wisdom we bring you Robert Farrauto, who has chosen to answer in all caps. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I AM A HAPPY FATHER, HUSBAND GRANDFATHER AND A TEACHER OF GREAT COLUMBIA STUDENTS. Claim to fame: I REALLY RESPECT AND ENJOY BEING WITH THE STUDENTS AND TEACHING THEM […]

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On A Cold And Terror-filled Night, Bwog Reviews 616, The Middle Of Campus And NYC

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

in 2025 bwog's writing staff will be entirely replaced by robots
more than bwog
next week: all bwog posts should be written by notbwog
notbwog
notbwog is bwog
notbwog is truebwog
notbwog will become bwog
this aligns with my post-thanksgiving expansion

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Columbia Women’s Soccer: A Recap Of A Record-Breaking Season

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I wish I was Ross
keep shakin
roar lion roar is most often sung ironically
women AND sports!
women's soccer should be the new homecoming cuz it's the real f***ball

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Interview: A Frequent Commenter On The Spectator Op-Ed Section

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at least someone's reading spec's op eds
everyone needs a hobby
manwithaxe
really hoping that manwithaxe actually looks like this pic of a man with an axe

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GSSC To Update Elections Process

Alex Tang 0

a productive meeting (but not the most exciting one)
also a super long meeting (my computer was running on 5% battery by the end)
get to the tree lighting EARLY (we mean it)
gssc
only one more gssc meeting for the semester
third day back after thanksgiving and already exhausted

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Bwoglines: Flushy The Iguana Edition

Megan Ka Wei Chew 0

bwoglines
honestly this overheard is me and my friend but i cant remember which one of us said which part
look at this sneaky iguana
new bwog poll idea: who'd eat ass in the stacks
sneakster
wish it was break again im dying

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Pret A Manger Opens This Friday

Betsy Ladyzhets 7

between this and shake shack the people living in the 600s will never want to eat in a dining hall again
praying for free paninis
pret
pret a manger
we're gonna be first in line on thursday
when will panda express open though

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SGA Expands Outreach Efforts

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barnerd
can bwog be a visiting group
genderevolution
generally unremarkable meeting tbh
ggb sgb pb&j
proud colors
sgb has an awesome website
should i just give you my email now?
shoutout to my fan(s)
snaps for snaps
we're really reaching now
where was dean wong
why does barnard have any separate clubs anyway?
womenhood

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Barnard Announces 2018 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

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phi beta kappa
shoutout to alli cooke for updating us on all that good good barnard news
they included the majors this year - that's nice
who put that scarf on athena though - she looks so cozy

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