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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.” Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]

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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

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if you've ever even thought about joining bwog you should come
it can be your holiday gift to us
open meeting announcement
think of it as a study break but better
this is your last chance this semester everyone

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Bwog In Bed: Petition For A Columbia Kitten Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

bwog in bed
the cloud atlas finale will be the best seven minutes of your life
the great facebook cull of 2017
trust us you know it needs to happen
we want to believe
with columbia's endowment we could get a cat to live in every dorm room probably

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Multiple Shootings Near Campus Last Night; No Public Safety Alert

Youngweon Lee 18

public safety

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Studying For Finals, With Reservations

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brendan and tony have this great ongoing relationship
celsius is a horrible unit for casual temperature use
cloud strife forever
fuck the metric system
gamma phi > most greek organizations > sig nu
geeds everywhere in butler
insert joke about sig nu here
please tim give me an A on my final
sadbois and sadgirls unite
seriously if you talk in a study room in butler during finals you are a trash person
the emperor's new study room
we didn't know noco is open 24 hours during finals

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A Status Report On The Stargazing & Lecture Series

Victoria Arancio 0

A status report: morale is low but I will pass all my finals
degrasse tyson is my spirit animal
I thought I wanted to be an astronomy major before coming here lol
I want a different world without trump
my working understanding in my astro class is the plot of interstellar
science is cool!
the vegans scared me into eating sweetgreen

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20 Things To Do Before You Leave Columbia

Roberta Rhyse 0

bwog loves free stuff
can I stay forever
dat first koronets
Enjoy the time you have here
high school musical should be forever
I got a thousand likes on buy sell and now i'm famous
icon
John Jay quote
make friends and be wholesome
sad to be leaving
seriously though leave campus and explore the city
this post is an epitome of columbia life

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Bwog In Bed: I Procrastinate Through My Multiple Existential Crises Edition

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all i want for christmas are some milk and cookies
bwop tart
milk and cookies
this girl is about to pick up her 2-week-old packages because she's been too lazy to trudge out in the snow

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Bwog Top Ten (2/4): Best Bwoglines Titles

Zack Abrams 1

about to go see the last jedi
bwog top ten
comme des hell down is an unproblematic fave
does anyone actually read bwoglines
the goat

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