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Actual Wisdom: Sam Abrams

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2013 0 Comments

Whoops, *this* is our last Actual Wisdom of 2013. Or is it… Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I don’t really like such existential questions! However, I will fall back on to my Jewish world view and say Tikun Olam (“Repairing the World”). Hopefully I can do that by inspiring students to do amazing […]
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Bwog in Bed: Go Home Already

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2013 3 Comments

A moment of silence for anyone who is still on campus right now. Your struggle is real. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock (which you have, because finals) Beyoncé has sold a lot of albums in the past week. Finals Tip: Wait until you are safely tucked away in your loud, cramped economy […]
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Boroughs Maps: What Columbia Thinks Of Columbia

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 5 Comments

Cramming for that last final has probably made you forget that Bwog promised to make beautiful maps from your Columbia borough poll results. Don’t worry; Bwog never forgets. The Boroughs Butler & Columbia Campus (Manhattan) Below 114th on Broadway (Brooklyn) Below 114th on Amsterdam (Queens) Barnard Campus & West of Broadway (Staten Island) EC & East […]
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Actual Wisdom: Jeffrey Lax

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 4 Comments

For our last Actual Wisdom of 2013, we bring you Jeffrey Lax, who wants you to keep your standards high (yes, even this week). Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Do footnotes count against the limit?  Graphs?  If you can’t read my handwriting, does it count?  I love what I do, hope my enthusiasm […]
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Study Break It Down With Metrotones

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 3 Comments

In our continuing attempts at cheering you up through the power of music, we take a decidedly sadder turn with Bill Withers’ classic “Ain’t No Sunshine.”  Ok yes, it’s a depressing song and the title may be a little too real a description of your last two weeks, but this arrangement and Bunge Okeyo, BC’13, […]
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Senior Wisdom: Jess Levenson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 11 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Jess Levenson, West Orange, NJ, Barnard Claim to fame? Former Hillel Eboard member, sister of Sigma Delta Tau, Columbia cheerleader, self-proclaimed food studies major. Hosted Greek Beats this year. Won second place in last year’s Erotic Cake Competition. Where are you going? To live with my parents in Jerz Three things you learned at Columbia: […]
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Bwog In Bed: You’re Probably Already Home But We’re Still Here So Shhh

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 2 Comments

We don’t give a shit if you’re already home and playing with your cat. At least one Bwogger still has 2 exams and a paper left as of this morning, so put up with us for our penultimate Bwog in Bed of 2013. Bwogline: Rich Ellerson was fired as West Point’s football coach after going […]
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Senior Poll: 1952 Vs. 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 12 Comments

A few days ago, we brought you the same questions that were asked to the Class of 1952 in their senior class poll, and offered you the chance to take it yourself. The questions ranged in topic from football practice, to student leadership, to Communism; its goal was to “determine the likes and dislikes of […]
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Actual Wisdom: Achille Varzi

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 4 Comments

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: If I didn’t exist, neither would you (strictly speaking). It’s all closely connected, you know… Claim to fame: Apart from being the best cigarette roller in the Northern hemisphere? I don’t think I have any claim to fame, though I fear people will remember me as the guy who […]
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Senior Year Checklist: Cry, Scramble, Roll Eyes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 3 Comments

It’s taken quite some time for your dearly departed senior staff member to write this intro—accepting that we are, in fact, graduating (fingers crossed) is a hard thing to do. But there you have it. Somehow we’ve made it through freshman, sophomore, and junior year, and here we are with just one semester left—or less! The […]
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From the Issue: A Conversation with Ross Perlin

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 1 Comments

We humbly pay tribute to our ancestral magazine The Blue and White with another excerpt from its December issue—on campus now!  Ross Perlin is an independent writer and linguist stuck in the ever-expanding no man’s land between academia, critical theory, and journalism. His first book, Intern Nation: How to Earn Nothing and Learn Little in the Brave […]
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Senior Wisdom: Kenneth Zauderer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 13 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kenneth, Kenny, Ken, Moshe, Moses, Mo-Zow, Mo Zauderer; Woodmere, NY; Columbia College Claim to fame? Probably the person who saw you saving three spots in the 3rd Floor Ref Room and kindly asked you, “Is anyone sitting there?” You unkindly gave me a dirty look, said no, and moved your things. Where are you […]
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What To Do If You Only Have 15 Minutes Left At Columbia

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Professors Say The Darndest Things: A Call For Opening Remarks

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Help Shape Up Bwog’s Arts Content And Apply To Be Arts Editor

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Bwoglines: We’re Back! Edition

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Caroline Montgomery, BC ’18 And Bwog Alumna, Has Passed Away

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Callout: Give Us Our Grades

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Hannah Weiss, GS/JTS ’20, Has Passed Away

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Gage Bellitto, CC ’20, Has Passed Away

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