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The Conspiracy Theorist: Hartley Hospitality Desk

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Now that Breaking Bad is over, Bwog has to wonder what Hartley Hospitality Desk workers do whilst ignoring our maintenance requests to: have our locks fixed, get our broken toilets replaced (looking at you, Carman), and help us raise/lower/rebuild our beds. Naturally, we knew Blue Cheetah would have the answer, as our trusty source for […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Fuzzy Animals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 4 Comments

Janelle Batta, BC ’11, might be a boring paralegal by day (she thanks LionSHARE for that), but by night she saves the animals of New York City. There’s a fundraiser from 7-10 pm tomorrow night—Pawty at Pourhouse—where your alcoholism can benefit the animals of the animal rescue All Sentient Beings. Bwog’s Feline Fanatic Sarah Faith […]

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Shit My Textbook Says

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Bwog asked for the weird things seen in textbooks. Here’s what we got. No shit, Sherlock: From a book on McCarthyism: “It’s hard to have a witch-hunt without witches” The editors forgot to take it out of the final draft: From a chapter on cyclic molecules: “‘Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power…’ —J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Cheesecake Brownie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 3 Comments

In today’s Butler Café poetry, Bwog isn’t sure whether Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wrote this description. In any case, the cheesecake brownie isn’t too shy about its double identity.

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John Jay No Longer Quite So Hot

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Thanks to the 1100-signature petition delivered by Student–Worker Solidarity to Columbia Dining, John Jay Dining Hall workers no longer have to endure a ridiculously hot kitchen. Pizza-baking, which apparently puts out a lot of heat, has been moved downstairs until Dining can put in better ventilation. Press release: This evening, workers at John Jay excitedly […]

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Bwoglines: Is This The Onion? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Are you still feeling sad that Breaking Bad is over? Cry no more! The One World Symphony House here in New York is remaking it. As an opera. An anti-Semitic Elmo was arrested in Times Square and sentenced to a year in jail. Oh, and he also tried to extort the Girl Scouts for $2 […]

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USenate Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 37 Comments

As we announced earlier, after an interesting turn of events, there will be a direct election for the University Senate. There will be a debate in the Lerner Satow Room on Sunday from 4:30-5:30 pm and polls will open next Wednesday. The candidate list has just been announced and is as follows: Conor Skelding Alexander Andresian Yassamin Issapour David Kang David Froomkin Marc Heinrich […]

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Swingers Invite Ty Cobb to Stay

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

Bwog was tipped about an interesting addition to a double in the LLC. Check out the picture and post below. Sometimes even a double can feel lonely, which may explain why a pair of roommates chose to welcome a life-size poster of baseball player Ty Cobb into their home. Now, it serves as a welcoming and terrifying surprise […]

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www.LectureHop.com/r/founders

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 4 Comments

It was a night of memes, millionaire know-how, passionate creativity, and indispensable advice. Sunday, October 6th, the Columbia Organization for Rising Entrepreneur’s hosted an event which brought reddit co-founder and webshow host, Alexis Ohanian, to the Roone Arledge Cinema – along with two other notable new-tech moguls and former CC students, Jared Hecht CC ’09 […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Bran Muffin

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 2 Comments

Today Bwog ventured into the Butler Cafe and stumbled upon this marvelous muffin. Brown and beautiful, domed and doubtful, it drew us closer. Marked as “bran-tastic” we even felt an urge to try it. But then we saw a Red Bull and drank that instead.

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The Small Victories of Midterms: The Butler-ite

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

In which Bwog brings you The Small Victories of Midterms: illustrations of the little things that make you feel good during midterm season. To start us off, we have he Butler-ite who looks surprisingly well put together. Note her poise, her intense gaze, her large head (containing a large brain of course). This is the smart and studious […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

All Weekend Remember this controversy? Well if you’re a self-identified woman of color, auditions for Barnard-Columbia V-Day’s Vagina Monologues start today. Tonight they’re in Pupin 414 from 8-11pm, Thursday Diana 502 9-midnight, and Friday Hamilton 316 5-8pm. Check the facebook event for more information. The Harlem Art Walk Tour is happening this weekend Saturday and Sunday from noon […]

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How To Unsubscribe From Your Club Emails

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email
email culture
email etiquette
hi my name is columbia i am a listserv from nigeria can i get your uni and password?
never have we felt more tempted to reply all and unsubscribe as well
new year new listservs to join
you must never reply all

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A Free Day With Bwog

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city
everything is free!
exploration
food
free
heart
if you fall while biking drunk because of this post you're contractually obligated to tell us about it
life
love
mind
mystery
organism
we <3 nyc

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Where Art Thou: Just Getting Started

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art art art
i love art!
im so hungover
there's like nothing this week
where art thou?

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Looking For A GS Bureau Chief

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bwog baby daddy
bwog be my daddy
gssc
neko atsume
rush bwog
sry the old GSSC bureau chief cant come to the phone right now why because she graduated and is living a cool life in europe ;'(

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Bwoglines: Flight Of The Helicopter Edition

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because columbia needs another social networking app
bwoglines
can we get a bwog helicopter
thank you for flying bwog
three! two! one! fuck spec!!
what do you call a turtle that can fly? . a shellicopter!

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Barnard Students Only Allowed To Access JJ’s Until 1am

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barnard
burgers!
JJs
vajj's

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T-minus Half An Hour Until The TIC Opens

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good luck getting to ferris at 1
student tickets
those deh tickets are gonna go so fast you won't even know they were there
TIC
will the tic have tix to angels in america when it comes to nyc though

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Come To Club Fair Today So We Know You’re Too Cool For School

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activities fair
activtitty fair
bwog baby daddy
club fair
my club penguin name was probably like titty
too cool for school
too school for cool

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