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Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

What it says on the tin. When you need that study break tonight, the Columbia University Marching Band’s got you covered, as they do every semester. Orgo Night, Butler 209, 11:59 pm. Go groan at the lame jokes and tweet the good ones so we don’t have to. Snag a spot early. And as always, […]
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Bwog’s *Official* CC and Lit Hum Study Guide

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 4 Comments

Oh wait, you actually thought this would be a study guide? That was a mistake. Where there is a will, there is a way to make sex jokes. Especially about the great writers of Western Literature and Philosophy. In the spirit of sex, we present our interpretation of how the greats of the Core would […]
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Actual Wisdom: Robert Farrauto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 13 Comments

Happy Thursday. For our next Actual Wisdom we bring you Robert Farrauto, who has chosen to answer in all caps. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I AM A HAPPY FATHER, HUSBAND GRANDFATHER AND A TEACHER OF GREAT COLUMBIA STUDENTS. Claim to fame: I REALLY RESPECT AND ENJOY BEING WITH THE STUDENTS AND TEACHING THEM […]
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Congrats New Barnard PBK Inductees!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

Peel your eyes off those LitHum study guides CC flashcards Netflix and get ready to congratulate some lovely ladies. Phi Beta Kappa just announced its newly elected members at Barnard, so be sure to give them big hugs/ high-fives/ whatever you think is appropriate. We’ve included a picture of the list on the right, but […]
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Admissions Sends Class of 2018 ED Letters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 15 Comments

Columbia’s admissions and financial aid officers and gathered outside of the back entrance to Hamilton today at 3:30 PM to mail decision letters to this year’s set of Early Decision applicants. It was a quick event, and mostly consisted of smiling admissions officers waving around Priority Mail envelopes. Braving what appears to be the coldest weather […]
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Day In The Life: First Year With A Job!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 9 Comments

Welcome Class of 2018! In a fit of procrastination nostalgia, Bwog found ourselves skimming through the “Meet Our Students” sections of the Admissions website and the guidebooks sent with your acceptance letter. Contrary to, perhaps, what you might have been told about the average Columbia student, we don’t all take seven classes, run four clubs, […]
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Sigma Alpha Epsilon Loses Charter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 12 Comments

The Lion just posted that Columbia’s colony of Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s charter has been revoked, allegedly over a hazing incident. Sigma Alpha Epsilon has only been on campus since May 2012. Katherine Cutler responded to our inquiry with the following statement: Last spring, Student Affairs conducted a thorough review of the organization and it was […]
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Closing Remarks: Every Color Of The Rainbow

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 3 Comments

Ahh, classes. Don’t they feel like they were so long ago? Sike, they were only three days ago. Here are some parting gems from your professors as they ushered you out of the nest into the great wide world ahead. “Don’t play the two-handed economist. If someone asks for your opinion, give an opinion! There […]
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CPS Extends its Hours, Earl Hall Opens its Rooms

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 3 Comments

Good news for those of you who have given up the Hunger Games-style death match that is  finding space in Butler and instead have just resigned to studying in your room and slowly becoming one with your bed. Columbia cares about you! So they’ve opened up some study spaces and extended counseling hours so you […]
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Bwog in Bed: Tomorrow, Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

Oh god, the first day of finals is tomorrow. That’s terrifying. Hop in bed with Bwog for a minute and let us take your mind off the inexorable march of time. Bwogline:  Getting ready to wake up for that 9 am final tomorrow?  Good luck. (The New Yorker) Finals Tip: Show up at least half […]
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Take A Study Break With Bwog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2013 0 Comments

As part of ESC and CCSC’s Lerner Hall Study Hall (apparently they’re fans of redundancy), your buddies over at Bwog are hosting a study break tonight at midnight in the West Ramp Lounge (follow the noise). In addition to the classic foods and things, we’ll have a microphone for you to Air Your Grievances about anything—finals, […]
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Actual Wisdom: John Kender

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2013 24 Comments

Happy Wednesday. We’re officially deep into reading week, which means you’re deep into finding ways to procrastinate on your papers. We’ve got an Actual Wisdom to help you out with that. Today, John Kender talks about onions. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Sir Thomas More: Why not be a teacher? You’d be […]
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Bwog In Bed: I Procrastinate Through My Multiple Existential Crises Edition

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Bwog Top Ten (2/4): Best Bwoglines Titles

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Orgo Night: Back In The But

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The Albums That Defined Our Semester

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Barnard President Sian Beilock Gives Update On Diversity And Inclusion Task Force

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Ferris Forever? Only If You Sign Out….

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Bwog In Bed: You Must Pay $5.99 To View This Content Edition

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Orgo Night Script Is Out

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