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Columbia Receives Many, Many Applications

By Bwog Staff on Jan 11, 2013 43 Comments

33,460 prospies applied to our fair university (during both the Early and Regular Decision rounds) this year. According to Dean of Undergraduate Admissions and Financial Aid Jessica Marinaccio: “We have received 33,460 applications to Columbia College and The Fu Foundation School of Engineering and Applied Science for the Class of 2017, a five percent increase from […]

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Bwoglines: Break Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 10, 2013 7 Comments

Believe it or not, while you’re hiding under your covers avoiding high school friends, the world is still going on, somewhere, and we continue to believe that it is rotating around NYC and, specifically, our very own Columbia. Here’s what’s been happening outside of your house: In 2012, murders were at an all-time low, non-Apple […]

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Registration, Take Three

By Bwog Staff on Jan 07, 2013 39 Comments

In case you haven’t checked your email since the last day of finals, a new registration window for spring classes opens tomorrow. From January 8th through January 11th and from January 14th through January 18th, you’ll be able to search for a better Music Hum time slot and reconsider that Renaissance art seminar you were […]

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Hide Your Christmas Tree

By Bwog Staff on Jan 07, 2013 14 Comments

If you’re a resident of Broadway, EC, the Brownstones, Carman, Furnald, Hartley, River, Schapiro, or UAH, there’s a chance that a Housing official will be hanging out in your room sometime over break. From January 9th through January 16th, Housing is conducting a “Housing Accommodations Survey” that will include entering student living spaces. (After struggling […]

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Semester In Review

By Bwog Staff on Jan 04, 2013 16 Comments

Sated by parent’s box-wine and home-cooking, Bwog now casts a nostalgic gaze backward, and tries to connect the dots of news from this past semester. Here is Bwog’s song of the year for some musical accompaniment. The diversity of experience ensures a diversity of historical interpretation, but Bwog, unable to take off its “new media” […]

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More Like Close-o-mat, Amirite?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 03, 2013 48 Comments

Cardomat is closing, and that means two things. One, the end of Cardomat’s interminable signs; and two, the availability of primo Broadway retail space. We called, but nobody picked up. Send word if you ascertain what’s going to replace it before we do.

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The Wall of Shame: Our GPAs Are Waiting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2013 213 Comments

We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed. In […]

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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz’s Call For Action

Ross Chapman 0

can you believe in stranger things the department of energy had the funding to rip a hole in spacetime and create a portal to another dimension
ernest and his luscious locks
iconic
the american approach
the ernest moniz side-eye™

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Bwoglines: Realizing Things Edition

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but what if i don't want to keep realizing things
bwoglines
can you imagine trump doing midterms
do you think humans will be the next to self-destruct? comment below and dont forget to subscribe
i can't feel my face when im with u or anything else rly because i'm numb
i would eat all of the cheese even if im lactose intolerant if that meant saving america from its general state of degradation
i've always wanted to be like matt damon
why is the girl in the room next to me crying?

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The 7 Deadly Columbia Sins, Or Why God Stopped Answering Your Calls

Leo Bevilacqua 0

"you're so fucking talented"
#xoxogossipgirl
atone
be kind rewind
can i buy this with flex?
cava
do something good for a change
Georgina Sparks
god is tired of ur bs
good is the new black
idol
jesus take the wheel
john jay sushi
love thy neighbor
purity is the new black just ask the jonas brothers
seven deadly sins
sinning
yomkippur

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Quiz: How Many Midterms do you Have?

Elana Rebitzer 0

how many midterms do you have?
quiz
school is important but so is chopping off all of your hair
this method is totally 100% scientifically accurate
we know we're right
you probs should spend all weekend in butler anyways though

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Combat Paper: A Story In Every Sheet

Tamara Barriot 0

are the uniforms gray though
artsy paper
combat paper
do you think your five star notebook is made from anything that cool?
paper made from uniforms
probably not

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Back Of The Envelope: For How Many Hours Has My Roommate Been Up?

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(it's a whole lot of days)
are u that roommate
back of the envelope
counting down days until ours
like everybody else had their fall break in october and that would have been really nice
naps are a savior use them in this time of crisis

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Bwoglines: No Election News Edition

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and we think columbia has issues with how it spends its money
bwoglines
just say no
maybe dont use skype
tbh the kim k thing is really scary
the election was getting us down so pretending that it isnt happening is a healthy way to cope right?

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Message For Slow Walkers

Alex Tang 2

aspiring olympic speed walker here
call out
get out the way
i need a private helicopter
move bitch
people to see
places to go
sorry not sorry
the only slow walkers in nyc are tourists
walk faster
walk faster than that
walker's equivalent to road rage

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