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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last  Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]
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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences!  The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences.  A majority of members are […]
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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]
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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.  
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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]
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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]
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Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]
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Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]
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Bwog Asked: What’s Keeping You Up At Night?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 20 Comments

Last night, Bwog procrastinated from its various papers by conducting another Bwog Asked on unsuspecting library-goers, this time asking the ambiguously ominous question, “What keeps you up at night?” Here’s a sampling of some of our results, along with an unexpectedly detailed conversation about grease. Boy constructing cheatsheet in 210: Wet dreams. Get it? 209 […]
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Statues Suit Up

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 9 Comments

In preparation for their final exams, several statues around Columbia and Barnard have been seen preparing themselves with style.  When asked by Bwog, they had sound reasoning for the new accessories. The Barnard Runner, preparing for her Ancient Studies final, said that she wears the tie to remember the changing view of what a noble […]
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Columbia’s In Vogue

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 43 Comments

Well, Teen Vogue. If you were impressed with your ability to change from pajamas into baggy sweatpants for (most of) the past three weeks, re-evaluate your wardrobe skills. The Columbia and Barnard students–including CCSC President Karishma Habbu–who got profiled by Teen Vogue this finals season managed not only to make themselves presentable, but what some […]
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BwogSalon: Jester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 5 Comments

We’re bringing back this old feature…just in time for winter break!  In BwogSalon, we showcase exemplary articles from other Columbia publications for you to peruse.  For this installment, we bring you humor magazine Jester.  Their new issue, “Then,” is available in the Lerner Piano Lounge, racks in Lerner and Butler, and most dorms.   If your […]
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It’s (Still) Fucking Hot

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  • anything but this
  • global warming is real
  • just give us a blizzard already
  • no more water
  • pray harder
  • Satan's butthole kind of hot
  • save New York
  • the apocalypse is coming
  • too fucking hot
  • we want the cold
  • where are the colorful leaves?
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Field Notes: No Sweater Weather Edition

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  • Columbia football: dare we talk about it?
  • everyone vote!
  • hangovers
  • need more sleep
  • overwhelming school year
  • parents' weekend
  • really want some pastries
  • student productions aren't that bad
  • sweater time
  • too fucking hot
  • too high to function
  • why do we do this to ourselves?
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Columbia Tries Even Harder To Force School Spirit

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  • "joust"
  • "lion pride"
  • bring back the free beer
  • bwog is fun
  • call us when the lions actually win a game
  • can we get the $100 mel's gift card for just writing this post
  • did ben & viv retroactively plan the joust
  • do it for the band
  • fun
  • homecoming
  • homecoming? more like homecumbing am i right
  • sometimes we forget cu even has a football team
  • spirit week
  • who's performing at this "performance" "showcase"
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Bwoglines: The Truth Ain’t Pretty Edition

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  • alec is better
  • bwoglines
  • can't stop us
  • Frumpy Trumpy
  • getter over it
  • he can't even help himself
  • lil jon
  • menstruation orientation- get some
  • periods are a real thing people
  • queen bey
  • snl
  • thinx
  • trump is gonna lose
  • trump women
  • we need to talk
  • women are slaying harder than ever
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Delta Gamma Anchor Splash Official Preview Power Rankings

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  • actually unbiased review
  • good job Pike
  • good job sig chi
  • late night bwog
  • lnb
  • Sig Nu is for geeds
  • try harder ZBT
  • unbiased because the fraternity wasn't included
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Spooky Scary Bucketlist

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  • almost as spooky as attending an ESC meeting
  • bucket list
  • bucketlist
  • scary
  • Seal your doom tonight
  • Send shivers down your spine
  • Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
  • skeletons
  • spooky
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Bwog Meeting Tonight And Also World Spine Day

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  • back 2 back
  • back 2 bwog
  • been lying prostrate?
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‘Runway Warriors’ Take Roone Auditorium By Storm

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  • Alpha Chi Omega
  • best srat philanthropy event? maybe
  • bigger and better than ever
  • Bwog didn't win any of the raffle items but we won't hold that against you
  • how much money did AXO bring in though???
  • it's fashion baby
  • runway warriors
  • the moroccanoil is pretty great though

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