Bwog – Page 1360 of 1938 – Columbia Student News

All Articles

Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

Tags

All Articles

…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

Tags

All Articles

‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

Tags

All Articles

Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

Tags

All Articles

Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

Tags

All Articles

Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

Tags

All Articles

Bwog in Bed: The Penultimate Peril

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 2 Comments

It’s now only a matter of hours until you can jump for joy and revel in the total freedom of winter break. Draw from us the strength to last one more day, and we’ll see you tonight at the party end of the world. Bwogline: Although the Canadian video of a child being flown away by an […]

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Stacey D’Erasmo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 14 Comments

1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I don’t need to justify my existence–I wasn’t responsible for it. But since I’m here, I hope that by the time I’m gone I’ve written a few things and loved a few people well. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes you special?): Oh man — […]

Tags

All Articles

Bwog Asked: What’s Keeping You Up At Night?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 20 Comments

Last night, Bwog procrastinated from its various papers by conducting another Bwog Asked on unsuspecting library-goers, this time asking the ambiguously ominous question, “What keeps you up at night?” Here’s a sampling of some of our results, along with an unexpectedly detailed conversation about grease. Boy constructing cheatsheet in 210: Wet dreams. Get it? 209 […]

Tags

All Articles

Statues Suit Up

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2012 9 Comments

In preparation for their final exams, several statues around Columbia and Barnard have been seen preparing themselves with style. When asked by Bwog, they had sound reasoning for the new accessories. The Barnard Runner, preparing for her Ancient Studies final, said that she wears the tie to remember the changing view of what a noble […]

Tags

Prev 1 … 1,358 1,359 1,360 1,361 1,362 … 1,938 Next

All Articles

Bwoglines: Pep Talks and Pot Talks Edition

Bwog Staff 0

bwog is excited about marijuana legalization as well
bwoglines
isn't changing the name of a highway confusing?
isn't that illegal?
obama
selling virginity
selling yourself to pay for law school may not be too wise
should pot be legal?
we also like snl can you tell

All Articles

Reminder: The Honor Of Dante’s Laurels Awaits The Intrepid

Bwog Staff 0

be fruitful and multiply
do Dante's Laurels kids
do the king's quest kids
help yourself to some sex
just trying to make the world a better place
late night bwog is best bwog
lnb
so much sexual ostraneni
this is all about sex if you didn't get it
vergi
virgil
virgilio

All Articles

Bwog Asked: What Do You Think About Columbia Winning The Homecoming Game?

Bwog Staff 1

cumb
football
homecoming
is dartmouth even an ivy
resident bandies
school spirit or something
so did sig chi have a party or nah?
the f word
what's a "dartmouth"

All Articles

Bucketlist: Who Cares About The Standards Of Law And Society?

Finn Klauber 0

bucket list
bucketlist
fuck jake sullivan
fuck the hillary machine
go do something columbia
go do something with your life
go question some corrupt individuals
julian assange can be a hero if he wants to be
there's so much here
wikileaks for life

All Articles

Join Us For A Seance At The Bwog Meeting Tonight

Victoria Arancio 1

bwog meeting tonight
bwog snacks are life
LI Medium where u at
life is better after midterms
meeting announcement
our EIC is bringing her ouija board
rip columbia students
spooooooky
when we got our wisdom teeth out all we watched was hollywood medium

All Articles

Horror Story: Butler Library

Asya Sagnak 0

horror story
I left my soul in butler
I thought butler was supposed to be quiet
international smokers people watching
let me see that gpa drop
midterm week
r u for real
weird things happen in Butler at midnight

All Articles

Bwoglines: Sticky-Fingered Edition

Bwog Staff 1

be the pb to my jelly
bwoglines
can't make this shit up I swear lol
hack my life
jiff vs skippy who wins
nutty people are the best people
peanut butter jokes will never get old
trumps hair is corn hair

All Articles

PeopleHop: Peter Kiernan

Amara Banks 0

always amazes us
bwog
doing good things
people hop
peter kiernan
smart people with smart ideas
the one (or 6 million) that got away
trump did it again

Comment Policy

The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:

A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
Hate speech
Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
Personal information about an individual
Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
Spam or self-promotion
Copyright infringement
Libel
COVID-19 misinformation

Connect with us

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Same Semester, New President!

Popular This Week

Recent Comments

Comment Policy

Menu

Contact

Connect