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Bwoglines: Rock, Paper, Whale Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 25, 2013 0 Comments

The Rock isn’t going to let surgery get him down (or prevent him from looking totally ridiculous). (Yahoo) Just in time for Earth Week! New York has expanded its recycling program, so stop throwing your goddamn plastic bottles down the trash chute. (Wall Street Journal) In true testament to how awesome people can be sometimes, […]
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CC Val and Sal Announced

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 42 Comments

Columbia College—your valedictorian is Lia Friedman. Your salutatorian is Yoshiaki Ko. Press release: The Columbia College Committee on Honors, Awards and Prizes has announced the names of the Class of 2013 valedictorian and salutatorian. The valedictorian is Leah Friedman, a Russian Literature and Cultures major from New York. The salutatorian is Yoshiaki Ko, a Neuroscience and […]
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Oral Sex Or Cheese: The Truth Revealed?

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 22 Comments

Last week, we sent out the call for this year’s Senior Wisdoms, one of Bwog’s most beloved traditions. One of the responses we received was more unusual than usual: a dedicated scientist who only signed off with the codename Fromage ’13 has made a statistical survey centered around our most famous Senior Wisdom question: “Would […]
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Commencement… In Your Pocket!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 1 Comments

Hey, seniors, here’s something else besides the bleachers delivery to remind you about graduation: a mobile commencement app. The Columbia University Commencement Week App 2013 is everything you could ever want out of a commencement week app for Columbia in 2013—it has schedules, maps of entry points, a line-up, and will keep you current on […]
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LectureHop: Fedspeak

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

Columbia’s University Lecture was held on Monday at 6 pm in Low.  Michael Woodford, John Bates Clark Professor of Political Economy, gave a lecture entitled “Fedspeak: Does It Matter How Central Bankers Explain Themselves?”  Syntax and grammar enthusiast Alexandra Svokos heard the answer. Much as Michael Woodford cares about how bankers explain themselves, he cares […]
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Before I Die Awards

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 3 Comments

Though the Students of AMF and Postcrypt blackboards outside Butler will be there until April 29th, we decided to share with you some of our favorites from today. Today’s “Before I Die” awards go to… Most Practical: “Pay off student loans” Most Anti-PETA: “Eat a penguin” Most Game of Thrones: “Be Lord of Winterfell” Most Politically-Conscious: “See real democracy in Egypt” […]
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Go Outside

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

Remember when you got all those Columbia brochures mailed to your house with all the sunlit, idyllic pictures of campus? They probably looked something like this: Columbia’s headshot equivalent
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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 1 Comments

As your yearnings for summer are quashed by a brick wall of constant work for the next few weeks, step aside from it all for a few hours by taking advantage of the cultural opportunities of Columbia and the city. Ambrosial Arts Editor Kyra Bloom has put together the following assuredly kick-ass events. Submit an […]
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Julian Gets a Haircut Today!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

In early March, Bwog interviewed Julian Bongiorno, SEAS ’13, about his unique and cringe-worthy plan to raise money for cancer research. If you haven’t heard about it yet or missed our PeopleHop last month, Julian is cutting off his luscious brown locks to donate to Pantine’s Beautiful Lengths and hosting an online competition to pick his next egregious […]
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Earth Week and Free Food

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

Though Earth Day was on Monday, you can continue to get your fill of all things green and good for the environment with EcoReps’ events for today: 12 pm: EcoLions Shoe Drive at Lerner Table 3. 12 pm: Free seeds and pots for planting, outside of Furnald. 3:15 pm: Tour of Sun Works Center for […]
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Bwoglines: Starting Anew Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 24, 2013 0 Comments

Bieber’s capuchin monkey, Mally, though still stuck in better hands with the Munich Animal Protection League, might go to a zoo soon. (Entertainment News) France became the 14th nation to approve same-sex marriage, and this little girl is adorable! (NY Times) Party with Petraeus in NYC beginning next August, as he’s been named visiting professor at CUNY’s […]
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In Solidarity: Bwog’s Applications

By Bwog Staff on Apr 23, 2013 18 Comments

In response to today’s uncovering of application essays from the class of 2017, Bwog staff got hit by a wave of nostalgia and began combing through our own application materials–leading to a wave of embarrassment.  In solidarity with those prospies who naively bravely posted their essays online, here are some choice lines from Bwog staffers’ […]
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Field Notes: Actually Not Too Bad Edition

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Bwog Takes Bacchanal Backstage 2017

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  • not a headliner hook up but close enough
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Bwog Covers Real Journalism: 2017 Pulitzer Prize Winners Announced

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Martin Shkreli Has Joined columbia buy sell memes

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The Class Of 2021: Very Rich And Very Smart

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  • deadest of asses b!
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  • do u like the pastel colors? i like the pastel colors
  • fyi low isnt actually a library butler is the library
  • i mean its not like yall are not stuck up nerds but okay
  • i too own 4 yachts lmao
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Call For Best Bacchanal Stories

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GS Senator Ramond Curtis Faces Impeachment

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CCSC Accepts CUAD’s Admonishment And Swipes GS In

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