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Notes and Keys on VH1

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 5 Comments

While you were cramming for your first final, Notes and Keys, Columbia’s oldest co-ed a cappella group, performed on VH1’s Big Morning Buzz Live with the likes of Bon Jovi and Christina Milian (Kermit was also there, but he didn’t sing). A tipster tells us that the group was contacted by Universal Pictures to promote the […]

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The Puppies Return

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 11 Comments

Celebrate the end of your LitHum/CC/all of the finals with the return of happiness, a.k.a a bunch of really sweet dogs hanging out in your dorms. Tomorrow from 2 to 3:30 p.m., the lounges of John Jay and Furnald will be overcome with puppy fur, hot chocolate, cider, and Stressbusters (JJ only). Here’s the list […]

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Ballin’ Over Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 34 Comments

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to stay on campus over winter break? You may be like Bwog and predict a mental breakdown would ensue if you had to see Butler one more time after your last exam, let alone repeatedly for weeks. But a winter break in Morningside Heights is the […]

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2Girls1Snack: Eggnog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 9 Comments

In this edition of 2girls1snack, our intrepid tasters take on that most insidious yet strangely beloved of holiday treats: eggnog. Despite their (for one) general aversion to this creamy concoction and (for the other) total inexperience with this and most other elements of Christmas, the 2girls did extensive research in the name of science. And, […]

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Barnard Mails ED Letters This Week, Sees Record Numbers Of Applicants (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 17 Comments

Barnard is mailing its acceptance letters for early decision applicants this week, and reports record numbers of applicants for the third year in a row. Congratulations to the Class of 2017, who now await their decision by snail-mail only. Believe it or not, future first-years, that part might be easier than using eBear. Statement from […]

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Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too? Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night. So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us. But once we close our eyes and […]

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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Leo’s Declassified School Survival Guide: Sickness

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college is gross
i haven't been sick yet but i think it's because my thyroid is destroying itself
i hope i didn't misquote albert einstein
sickness is gross
tfw copay
urgent care

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Come To The Inaugural Spare Tires Improv Festival

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come through
it will be a good time
look i posted this 11 11 11 11 be proud of me ma
my only improv experience was when i had to improv a telenovela in spanish class in front of my crush
the improv festival is just an embodiment of me trying to make it through this life

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Bwoglines: Waiting Game Edition

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how is 'only in florida' already a tag
i wish florida was the literal embodiment of rapper Flo Rida
i'm going to throw a chair at trump
only in florida
trees are the supportive friend who expect nothing in return
trees have done so much for us

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Messages From Wrestling Team GroupMe Reveal Culture Of Intolerance

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CU athletics
misogyny
racism
uh nope!!!!
wrestling

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Infographic: The Electoral Map’s Impact On Your Thanksgiving

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(though none of them voted for jill stein)
dontcha wish ya lived in a green state
either way might as well start prepping for dinner now
get ready for thanksgiving
infographic
or have not even begun to process it honestly
sorry you probably are done with the election at this point

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PSA: Bring The Thanksgiving Cheer

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50 shades of orange
arrested development
cornucopias full of love
fall leaves
finger painting
foliage
jap lyf chose me
love eachother
make thanksgiving great again
peanuts thanksgiving is a lifestyle
the jap lyf chose me
yams at every meal

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Bwoglines: Looking Forward Edition

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bwoglines
california had 2 ballot measures about the death penalty and one on weed
lets go back to the days when stephanie meyer was news
missing twilight honestly
the death penalty stuff is terrifying as well
trump is now receiving the same security briefings as obama just fyi

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Fields Notes: Alas, Life Must Go On

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america the beautiful
at least we can now smoke weed in more jurisdictions
be careful on tinder!
cat allergies are nothing to sneeze at
do you look pretty in your fake?
fields notes: election day weekend
viagra overdose is real

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