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Agony, Represented Numerically

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2012 75 Comments

If you’re still crying after discovering your lottery number yesterday, this may not help: Housing just recently posted the master lists of lottery numbers by UNI and priority number. Accordingly, through the magic of science, Bwog has again whipped up a little calculator to help you quantify exactly how screwed you are, which we can […]

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What? Cubmail is Evolving!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2012 11 Comments

As we heard in January, Google Apps (“Lionmail”) are slated to replace Cubmail. It’ll be called Lionmail, which is like cubs, but grown up. Everyone will get Lionmail by 2012, but 1000 lucky students will score it in mid-April, as part of the trial “Phase One.” If that interests you, sign up for the lottery that they […]

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Live At Lerner Presents: Juilliard Opera

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2012 4 Comments

Update: The dressing is balsamic not ranch, the dessert variety is extensive, and the line is halfway down the ramps. You should be here. And now for something totally different… After presenting Lerner-ers with a long run of fantastic bands, Live at Lerner will host students from Juilliard Opera today from 12 to 1 pm in the Lerner […]

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Bwoglines: Dropping It Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2012 4 Comments

Authorities have released the call that Trayvon Martin dropped seconds before he was shot by a Florida neighborhood watch volunteer. Meanwhile, Fox has dropped the ball on covering of story. (Reuters, Daily Beast) After a voter referendum, Virginia has dropped a law that would discourage women from seeking an abortion. (Politico) As the appeal of the legal […]

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Apply To Be Our Arts Editor

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 7 Comments

As the great William Shakespeare once wrote, “This above all: to thine own self be true. Apply to be the next Bwog Arts Editor.” Okay, so we kinda butchered that—which is why we need someone who knows about the arts ‘n stuff to join our staff and make sure we don’t do it again. So […]

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Everyone off the Ramps!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 5 Comments

Lerner was just evacuated after a fire alarm sounded. No need for real alarm, though, dear reader, as the entire Bwog staff was able to exit the building safely after that meeting you should’ve attended. When several of them tried to re-enter to find out what was going on, they were told to “just get […]

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From the Issue: Navel Gazing

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 7 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, on campus now! Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include the first part of a discussion on the Columbia School, an investigation into Columbia’s animal testing practices, and a talk […]

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Caption Contest: The Colors of Spring

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 10 Comments

Welcome back! Now that it’s time to exercise your minds again, it’s time to exercise your distraction capabilities! How long can you spend admiring this image and coming up with a clever comment to go with it? And because it’s about 80 degrees outside, this week’s picture comes with a symphony of colors and tap […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 1 Comments

We know you missed the spinny office chairs and unlimited grape choices of the SGO this past Sunday night. And, because we just can’t wait another 5 days, we’re meeting tonight at 8:30 pm! Same place, radically different time. If you can handle the change, then come share your spring break stories, bemoan your lottery […]

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DSpar Addresses Misogynistic Comments

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 72 Comments

The immediate and chaotic reaction to Obama’s decision to speak at Barnard’s Class Day may have died down over the past week and a half, but in an email sent to Barnard students this afternoon, DSpar reflects on its impetus: Thankfully, these attacks have now subsided, diluted by both the natural forces of attention entropy and […]

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Battle of the Collegiate Comedians

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 0 Comments

And unlike the weird clown photo you’ll see to the right, it’ll actually make you laugh! The National College Comedy Competition (sponsored, bizarrely, by Wendy’s) is on the hunt for the funniest college kid in America, and they’re making a stop here in good ‘ole New York. Columbia’s NCCC Comedy team faces up against NYU tonight […]

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SGA: Around the World in Nine Days

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2012 1 Comments

Exotic traveller Renée Kraiem returns to report on Monday’s SGA meeting. So here’s the good news: last night SGA welcomed distinguished guest DSpar, and a hearty crowd present to catch a glimpse of Barnard’s very own First Lady. Answering to a chorus of first-years lamenting “DSpar’s so far away!” from one end of the Diana Café, […]

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Scenes Of Death And Money: Bwog Reviews Bingo

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(mostly bwog loves shakespeare's dick jokes tbh)
bwog loves shakespeare though so that's okay
theaterhop
there's been a lot of shakespeare this semester

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Sororities Fall Apart

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breaking
gamma phi beta
shit gets serious
sororities

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Class Of 2020 Receives Early Admissions Decisions Today

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rushbwog2016
the admissions people love puns and we at bwog can appreciate that
the class of 2020
the real question is: how many of these new freshmen will join bwog
we don't know you yet class of 2020 but you seem hella rad
will the class of 2020 frequent 1020 more than previous classes?
will there ever be another graduation year as cool as 2020

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The Big Green Meme Overseen

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barnard is in meme hell
bwog would like to take this opportunity to declare war on memes and meme culture (except for that one video with the trombone and the oven door. that can stay.)
finals season is only starting and the dark night of the soul is already in full swing (or should we say full meme?)
judgement day is upon us
not just any overseen but a big green meme overseen
overseen
pepe the frog

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#TBT To When An (Almost) Obama Attended Barnard

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#tbt
can you believe that malia obama is only a year younger than current cu first-years?! she's done so much
come to barnard malia! lehman library won't exist and the tunnels won't be functional but it'll still be so great!
malia obama
powerful women
thank god we no longer have serious baggy sweater affinity
the barnard women won't turn malia obama into a lesbian - they'll reveal that she was a lesbian all along (or so the dream goes)

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Bwoglines: Power Through That Reading Edition

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Bwog believes in you
bwog cares about you
bwog unfortunately does not have the capability to send you coffee or puppies or stroopwafels but bwog would if bwog could
bwoglines
don't mess with your funky flow
starbucks for life sweepstakes - just in time for finals
stroopwafel may be our new favorite word
the bwog's new groove
the dream: free coffee for life
when will the cu dining halls serve stroopwafels

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Hello Deluxe My Old Friend

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"sick reference Bwog"
all mohi food is too expensive anyways
I wonder what the new restaurant would have been
it is bad if some of us have never even gone to Deluxe?
phoenixes are cool birds; phoenix is a cool city
rise from the ashes phoenix
Simon and Garfunkel vibes

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Tips For Finishing Your Research Paper In An Hour

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1500 words is nothing
are there any TAs out there that measure the margins and spacing to make sure they're correct?
bs your way to the top
can't stop talking about our data!
MLA citations are also better for word count than footnote
research papers
tfw jstor goes down in the middle of your research
the end is near
too many hours spent searching on JSTOR
wow we've been writing too many research papers

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