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Huddle Up!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 27, 2012 1 Comments

In case you haven’t stepped outside yet, it’s fucking cold. Pull out your jacket, hat, and scarf. Close your windows. Put down that cute sundress. Winter ain’t over yet, folks.

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Bwoglines: Impressive Stunts Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 27, 2012 1 Comments

Facebook now owns the word “book.” The perfect excuse not to discuss your reading! (Wired) Birthdays and dinosaurs are now forbidden among children due to the potential emotional damage they cause. (Huffington Post) Columbia is going to court to protect its top-secret genetic information. (Reuters) This guy is walking every street in New York City […]

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Your Date with Destiny!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 5 Comments

It’s what you’ve been waiting for… suite selection appointment times are up! Log on to StarRez, select your 2012-2013 application, and react accordingly. Not that this will tell you much, but it’s a nice way to remind yourself how much you do or do not have to look forward to next year. You can’t lose […]

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Housing Reviews 2012: EC Highrise

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 28 Comments

Location: 70 Morningside Dr. Nearby dorms: Wien. That’s literally it. Stores and restaurants: HamDel, Appletree Market, SubsConscious, Kitchenette (!) No banks or large grocery stores, but there is a Citibank ATM on the 4th floor of SIPA. Amenities: AC/Heating: Yes and yes. Kitchen/Lounge: Yes and Yes. Also a hall lounge. Kitchens are very nice and […]

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LectureHop: Zap! Pow! Kablam!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 1 Comments

This weekend Low Library played host to “Comic New York: A Symposium”, a two day event that hosted a wide range of players in the comic industry ranging from illustrators to execs to academics. Cartoon Commandos Louise McCune and Alex Eynon ventured over on Sunday for two of the panel discussions, “New York as a […]

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Blue and White Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 1 Comments

Amici, Nobis colloquendum est! Join us to discuss all things literary, and, more specifically those related to the Blue and White. Bring ideas, pitches, comments, or just coherent sentences. Our weekly meeting will take place tonight amid the inspirational stone vaults of the basement of St. Paul’s at 9 pm. As per the custom of […]

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CCSC: Cheating, Mealplans, and the Ferris Staircase

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 25 Comments

Having attended yesterday evening’s CCSC policy meeting, good citizen Sarah Ngu brings us this week’s student government greatest hits list. What is cookin’ in Council CCSC’s and ESC’s Policy Committees, which are responsible for changing stuff, sat around and talked about: – how to address the rise of cheating scandals – small meal plans for […]

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From the Issue: When the Ends Justify the Means

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 2 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, on campus now! Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include the first part of a discussion on the Columbia School, a visit to the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, and a talk about, […]

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Free Food, Nostalgia, and Wisdom

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 3 Comments

As part of the “Last Call” lecture series hosted by CCSC, you are cordially invited to attend a talk tonight by Professor William Theodore de Bary, who, as a college alum (CC’41), renowned professor of East Asian Studies, and provost emeritus, truly bleeds light blue. But who cares about passing down knowledge from generation to […]

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ESC Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 22 Comments

Ladies and Gentlemen, your candidates for 2012-2013 Engineering Student Council. Campaigning officially begins today, so prepare to feel valued like never before. Voting will open next week at 9 am on Monday, April 2nd, and will continue until 5 pm on Thursday, April 5th. Also keep in mind that the candidates’ forum will be held […]

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“I’m Ron Swanson and You’re Seth Fucking Low.”

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 6 Comments

Parks and Rec, though temporarily off the air, is still on our minds. Ron Swanson, fictional Parks Department chair and libertarian, strongly resembles Seth Low, Columbia president and reformist Progressive Era mayor of Brooklyn. April 19th, here we come! Photos via nyc.gov and Wikipedia Tipster credit to Carly Silver, BC ’12

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BunsenBwog: Call Back to the Future!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 26, 2012 0 Comments

Bunsenbwogger Zach Kagan returns to share the progress made last week in the wide world of science. BunsenBwog has previously reported on Columbia Engineering’s attempt to bring CSI technology into reality. Prof. Ken Shepard and his team have been doing this by sequencing DNA by dragging single strands though nanopores. The problem, however, has always been measuring the minute electrical signals that are […]

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
bwog poetry
I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

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'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...'
'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...'
bwog in bed
for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though
tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals
the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

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'didn't study for my monday final'
does anyone really study for their monday finals or is that a myth?
field notes
if columbia had a group hug it would be nice but somewhat creepy
if you didn't nearly die of overheating during orgo night you're apparently doing something wrong
on the other hand if barnard had a group hug it would just be gay
we hate the people who are already home for break but we also wish we could be them

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

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'i feed a colony of feral cats' we aspire to get on this level
actual wisdom
bwog isn't getting a head in anthropology and we're not sure how we feel about that
oral sex vs cheese truly is a soul crushing diabolical dilemma - that's why we ask the question
we're definitely still wondering what r.e.m.'s lyrics mean don't worry

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Shit Our Notes Say

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at least if we fail then like the red-winged blackbirds we can marry rich
exam panic
notes from bwog meetings would probably look something like this
we'd love to get pushed off to sea - far far away from our finals
what's the point of taking notes if you don't add some funny doodles and comments every once in a while?

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

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"wait there are men on bwog" "i mean yeah me"
baking with bwog
brownie mix so thick
bwb
canadian geese can get f**ked
clearly students have their priorities straight
James Taylor is bae
special brownies for real this time
we managed to find oregano before finding an egg

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Bwog In Bed: Be Your Own Hero Edition

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bwog in bed
poc hermione is canon! poc hermione is canon!
poc! hermione! is! canon!!!
shout a warcry in butler. the people around you will be so freaked out they'll leave. win-win for you
the real heroic quest is journeying to the library when all you want to do is sleep
we listened to the pacific rim soundtrack while writing this post it was v motivational
where do you want to take your finals? here? or in a JAEGER?

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