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In Defense of: The In-Class Final

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 21 Comments

As exams begin to wind down, Bwog advocatus diaboli John Sarlitto defends what has been making your life a living hell since Friday: the in-class final. “How many finals do you have?” you might hear someone ask in those heady twilight moments of the semester, before the darkness and the shadows truly set in. A […]

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Putting it Bluntly: Going on a Prospie Tour

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 20 Comments

…on 4/20. Anna Bahr details her journey below. Read this and more in the May issue of The Blue & White, right on the tail of the April issue, on campus this week. As admitted freshman pare down their college choices in late April, arbitrary details become critical factors in the decision making process. Remember […]

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Bwoglines: Respect Your Elders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 14 Comments

Worrying about childhood obesity may be all the rage now, but the first clinic to treat it opened at Columbia way back in 1930. (Newsweek) Gac Filipac, a custodian at Columbia, spent 20 years taking night morning classes for a Classics degree from GS. On Sunday, he’ll finally graduate—with honors! Then it’s grad school application […]

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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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In Defense Of The Butler Brusher

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butler
Butler is still a better dining hall than John Jay
butler is still a better dorm than Furnald
butler toothbrusher
I wish my roommate would live in butler and do his stuff there
ido
In Defense Of
okay but there are some people who literally live in butler
we're all the butler toothbrusher at our cores
we've spent a lot of time in butler and only saw this once

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Columbia Announces 2016 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

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class of 2016
columbia college
congrats fam
hi sft
pbk
pbk 2016
phi beta kappa
phi beta kappa 2016

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2016: John Jay

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freshpeople
freshpeople housing review
housing review
Housing Reviews 2016
is diana hewitt's greasy older sister
jj's place
john jaby daddy
john janks for the memories
john jay
john jays greasy little brother
john jiggity
john jk we love john jay
john joke
john just kidding
john just kiss me
john yay
lmao
probably not

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Letters From The Inside

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bwog the new fyodor
cdcj
Goldberg
I am a sick man
I am a wicked man
letters from the inside vs letters from the underground
low library
novels
prezbo
protests
sleep
sleeper cells
sleeping
sleeping in Low
vibrators

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SGA Gets Updates On Divestment Task Force

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global warming lol
kudos to barnard for being so responsive to student input
lookin at u prezbo
nsop drama
penultimate
still pretty excited abt jj's
why can't barnard and columbia just be friends

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ESC Discusses Itself (Mostly)

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engineering students are terrible with crafty rhetoric
esc
ESC > other councils
I wish I could do math
SEASon to be jolly
this extended meeting really really sucked
we can't expect them to be rhetors though so no big deal
why was it so hot in Lerner 505???????

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Bwoglines: Don’t Pass Over This Edition

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Acela Primaries
bwoglines
emma sulkowicz
Obama knows free trade is good
paul nungesser
people arguing against TPP and TTIP smh
primaries erry day
Saudi Arabia looking progressive until you realize they fund militant Islam all around the world
Stay tuned to watch Bernie get beat again
Stay tuned to watch Bernie-bros cry again

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Field Notes: Passed Over Edition

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field notes
if you want cheap beer with absolutely no carding go to brighton beach apparently
should bwog have done a 'went high to seder' post? (maybe next year)
what's more important than lemonade? literally nothing
when will we pass on & out of this terrible columbia void
wish we could pass over finals

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