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Orgo Night Recap

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 30 Comments

The semesterly tradition of filling Butler 209 to capacity happened last night, and for all those who missed out on the swampy experience (the B.O. levels rivaled Butler 409) we present a short collection of thoughts, observations, and Instagram-y photos cobbled together at a surprisingly empty 1020 (thank you Lit Hum and CC finals!).  The […]
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Phinal 2012 Phi Beta Kappa Crew Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 72 Comments

We’d like to take a moment to emerge from our very bitter Butler shell to extend a genuine congratulations to the seniors who’ve been inducted to Phi Beta Kappa, aka the nation’s oldest honor society, aka a BFD. (And if you’re still wondering what PBK is, you probably don’t have to check for your name on the list. […]
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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]
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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]
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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]
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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]
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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]
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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]
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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]
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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.
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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]
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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:
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1 … 1,504 1,505 1,506 1,507 1,508 … 1,987
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Bwoglines: Big Apple Edition

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  • bilbla is the new prezbo
  • bwoglines
  • new york
  • post surf and turf regrets
  • tfw you thwart democracy bc surf and turf made you miss voting
  • the mounting feeling of panic as you realize finals are drawing near and u haven't started writing any of your three papers
  • who did you vote for
  • wild accusations
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The Turkish Enigma: Turkey, Syria, And Baklava!

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  • "expert in terrorism" ya ok
  • @finn stop shouting out mike starr
  • @rachel no
  • Alexander Hamilton Society is really cool
  • free baklava
  • free food
  • free turkish delight and coffee
  • shoutout to Deniz and John too
  • shoutout to Mike Starr
  • terrorism isn't objective
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SGA Endorses New TA Hiring Policy, Orgo Night, And Ombudsperson

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  • barnard TA hiring policy
  • cumb wins
  • finally the people that protest CUMB can shut up
  • good job SGA
  • no real surprises here
  • ombudsperson on the way
  • remember to vote kids
  • senate updates
  • the band always wins
  • we guess elections pushed SGA to do something
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Barnard Students To Officially Receive JJ’s Access Next Year

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  • barnard meal plan
  • barnard students 4 jj's justice
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  • imagine how packed jj's will be on thursday nights now!!!!!
  • Jamba Juice!
  • jj's place
  • JJs
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Prospie Personalities: Already Found A Dealer

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  • LEGALIZE COCAINE
  • lift the federal prohibition of marijuana
  • prospie archetypes
  • prospie personalities
  • seriously there are worse things that you could do than weed
  • some of us were definitely not like this
  • some of us were maybe like this
  • this is what happens when 20% of the school is from california
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New ESC, Who Dis?

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  • definitive ranking of council work: CCSC>ESC>GSSC>Spec>SGA
  • esc
  • esc does stuff
  • even when ESC doesn't do much they still do more than SGA
  • sorry sga
  • updates on updates
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Surf Through Primaries And Protesting On Butler’s Turf Today

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  • 4/19
  • bring a vape pen
  • I need this food right now
  • I would leave Low for free ice cream ngl
  • surf and turf
  • surf n turf
  • this picture is making me so hungry
  • will the CDCJ people in Low get any food?
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Bwoglines: Beginnings And Ends Edition

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  • "Bernie-bros and Hillenials"
  • always love citing Reuters
  • Can't believe we actually used the term Hillenial
  • do people really still use Yahoo?
  • Houthis are playing a dangerous game here
  • we won't lie—Yahoo answers has had answers to every physics and math problem we've ever looked up
  • Yahoo lol

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