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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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ESC Discusses Itself (Mostly)

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engineering students are terrible with crafty rhetoric
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ESC > other councils
I wish I could do math
SEASon to be jolly
this extended meeting really really sucked
we can't expect them to be rhetors though so no big deal
why was it so hot in Lerner 505???????

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Bwoglines: Don’t Pass Over This Edition

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Acela Primaries
bwoglines
emma sulkowicz
Obama knows free trade is good
paul nungesser
people arguing against TPP and TTIP smh
primaries erry day
Saudi Arabia looking progressive until you realize they fund militant Islam all around the world
Stay tuned to watch Bernie get beat again
Stay tuned to watch Bernie-bros cry again

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Field Notes: Passed Over Edition

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field notes
if you want cheap beer with absolutely no carding go to brighton beach apparently
should bwog have done a 'went high to seder' post? (maybe next year)
what's more important than lemonade? literally nothing
when will we pass on & out of this terrible columbia void
wish we could pass over finals

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2016: Sulzberger

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20 20 vision
AC
barnard babies!
barnard bears
barnard housing 2016
better than cookie dough
big rooms
class of 2020
convenient
freshpeople housing reviews 2016
housing 2016
linoleum
sulz triples are a good time. really.
sulzberger hall vs sulzberger tower
the walk to hewitt takes literally thirty seconds
u have it made

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CCSC Decides Not To Eliminate The Sandwich Ambassador

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can the sandwich ambassador bring us free sandwiches?
ccsc
ccsc with your ccsc
Constitutional Review
global core
is the sandwich ambassador in a better or worse position than nyc bernie supporters post-primary
like if you think ccsc takes itself too seriously
sandwich ambassador
the mystery of the sandwich ambassador continues
Vivek Ramakrishnan

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Views From The 6(th Floor of Diana): Barnard In Ruins

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2017 is just salty because it will still be like this when we graduate
barnard
barnard in ruins
drake wouldn't treat us like this
just tryna sunbathe in our lulu on barnard lawn before our 2:40
rip lehman hall
shit is dark
this damn building better be worth it
views from the 6

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Roaree Goes To Space

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but when will he reach actual space
can you send millie to space next
columbia space initiative
fly on to victory and beyond
soar lion soar
take us with you next time roaree
we have a sudden urge to rewatch alladin

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Bwoglines: Finally Making It Happen Edition

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queen bey back at it again
republicans endorsing hillary ... somehow we aren't surprised
what if someone said 'imma let you finish' during a kanye speech. what would happen
wish we could do our reading from the international space station
would prezbo marry someone fifty years younger than him? would suzanne goldberg?

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