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Phinal 2012 Phi Beta Kappa Crew Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 72 Comments

We’d like to take a moment to emerge from our very bitter Butler shell to extend a genuine congratulations to the seniors who’ve been inducted to Phi Beta Kappa, aka the nation’s oldest honor society, aka a BFD. (And if you’re still wondering what PBK is, you probably don’t have to check for your name on the list. […]

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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]

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Bwoglines: Zodiac Killer Edition

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bernie: you lost but you won our hearts <3
bwoglines
happy recovery-from-4/20 lol
ok we're all moving to canada after this election no cyanide just pot
poor woman on maury who would ever want to be compared to ted cruz :(
taking cyanide is such a creepy thing to say you'll do
ted cruz
ted cruz = zodiac killer?
zodiac killer

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CC 2019 Representative Runoff Election Results Announced

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alex cedar
ccsc 2019 representative
Josh Schenk
results
runoff election

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PeopleHop: Instagram’s @sadcolumbiaboys

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allen ginsberg vs ezra koenig vs alexander hamilton
gestalt
it goes down in the DM
peoplehop
sadboy vs. sad boy
sadcolumbiaboys
the hankmoorezone
we feel like lots of ppl like to claim they know who @sadcolumbiaboys is but they definitely don't actually know

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A Night In The Life: Bemused PrezBo Edition

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a night in the life
CDCJ Protest 2016
he doesn't actually live there though??
inspo
prezbo
skiing in new england
university presidents--they're just like us!
what's your favorite Pinterest board?
when public safety is basically the swiss guard to your pope

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Success In A Startup: Miki Agrawal Speaks On Thinx

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columbia should pay for my period
entrepreneurship
feminism
girl power
leak-proof
miki agrawal is my new hero tbh
period party
the mta is all old white men
thinx
tried to write this entire article without using the word panties
we've all wanted to scuffle with the mta

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What’s Your Professor Doing on 4/20?

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#throwback
4/20
academia
it can be 4/20 whenever you want it to be don't let dates hold you back
kevin karn
otherwise how do you deal with pretentious cu students
our hs banned 'shades day' which coincidentally happened to always fall on 4/20
so many terrible puns in these event names
theoretical exercises
to the bullshitters of the future
we love memes
weed wednesday

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Divestment And Food Banks At A Brief GSSC Meeting

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"caused quite a stir"
can you even get to pupin from schermerhorn? or is that the joke
cdcj
divestment
Food Insecurity
General Studies Student Council
GS Food Bank
gssc

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Bwoglines: Big Apple Edition

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bilbla is the new prezbo
bwoglines
new york
post surf and turf regrets
tfw you thwart democracy bc surf and turf made you miss voting
the mounting feeling of panic as you realize finals are drawing near and u haven't started writing any of your three papers
who did you vote for
wild accusations

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