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Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 8 Comments

Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of […]

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Boringside Heights: Consumerism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 10 Comments

The holiday season has hit your wallet hard, and now the bills are coming in. Think you can cut down on your spending? Not with everything Morningside Heights has to offer…

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Being An Alum Has Benefits…

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 11 Comments

However, immunity from gratuitous administrator emails is not one of them. Want a sneak peak at your future inbox? Want to see if you’ll be among the select few special enough to be used by Deantini to brag about the College? Oh, and Dean, it’s “Roar, Lion, Roar!”

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Bwoglines: Conflict and Contention Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 0 Comments

Last night the POTUS took some time out of his day of slaying pirates to give the SOTU. Quick on the rebuttal were Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Gov. Buddy Roemer, who jumped on the live-tweeting bandwagon. (Reuters, Twitter) Getting into his own debates was Columbia’s own adjunct professor Ian Bremmer, who challenged Harvard’s Associate […]

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How Many Obama Drinking Games Can You Think Of?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 15 Comments

Hopefully, all of us politically minded, globally conscious students are aware of the 2012 State of the Union Address tonight. Rather than live-streaming it alone in your room, why not watch with some of the most politically conscious members on campus? The CU Dems, CU College Republicans, CPU, and the Roosevelt Institute invite you to a […]

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ESC: New E-Board Member, Old Issues Discussed, and CCSC Remade

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from the first ESC meeting of the semester. The council began the evening by holding elections for VP Communications. The election was well-contested, especially considering it was held mid-year. The winner, Jim Huang, spoke about his experience on ABC and how his experience developing websites could help in council outreach. He beat […]

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Modernist Installation in Ferris; Speculation Abounds

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 19 Comments

Bwog has yet to obtain a definitive interpretation of the regularly occurring exhibit above the Ferris trash compartments. Observers cite an almost daily recurrence of the piece, with gradual increase throughout the day, reaching a peak around lunchtime. Many see it as a representation of freshman struggles: the never-ending mountain of stress and woe that […]

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SGA: Meets, Greets and Eats

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog’s correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on the first SGA meeting of the semester. The Rep Council reunited last night at 8:10 to discover that a significant proportion of the group had either grown or cut their bangs. Then, the group got down to business. Turns out that SGA is redecorating—and I’m not talking about the bangs. […]

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Bwoglines: Don’t Lose Your Head Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Remember when puppies came to Columbia? So does Bwog. Some of Columbia’s more unorthodox study break tactics—including the biannual Primal Scream and therapy dogs bringing furry comfort—were chronicled in a spot on various schools’ stress relief methods. (NYT) In more somber news, be careful with the late-night antics when there’s a 13-minute wait at the […]

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What IS Wrong, Columbia?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 63 Comments

As we mentioned before, last night was CCSC’s kick-off 2012 event, “What’s Wrong, Columbia?” This morning, Kem Walker gave a more lyrical take of it. Now, Sarah Ngu and Maren Killackey bring some hard numbers to the table (which is good, because scientific truth is the only truth with any value). Sunday night’s townhall was the […]

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 0 Comments

Dear friends, The semester’s just begun, and if any of you are like us, you’re looking for a venue to make absurd jokes, delve into discourse on funny and interesting campus details, or just eat all of our food and make fun of our silly pants (see photo). If that sounds appealing, come join The Blue […]

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Lost: Tacky Umbrella

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 1 Comments

I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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PSA: Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wives, Hide Yo Insert Illicit Substance Here

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'cause they searchin' everybody up in here
#freegetzler
Bwog paralegal services
hide yo bongs
hide yo dabs
hide yo weed
housing policies are whack yo
people who live off campus are probably laughing at this
psa

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GSSC Allocates Money For A New Projector (And Other Stuff)

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$400 an hour
Elizabeth Heyman
families probably get swanky apartments
Group Adjudication
gssc
hopefully it's open to more than just gs students
imagine a family living in a carman suite lol
it was probably milvets tbh
New Projector
Sweater Party
this sweater party sounds great
we have family policies?

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Bwoglines: Theatrics Edition

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actual cannibal shia labeouf
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do you know how much HamDel we could buy with $170.4 million?
just thinking of all that HamDel
remember: no Russian
Russia never does bad things right?
sometimes it seems like Shia LaBeouf isn't even a real person
Ted Cruz doesn't understand economics
they mentioned Hilary more than God this time but we don't know if that's necessarily a good thing

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Midnight Breakfast Will Still Fulfill All Your Late-Night Desires

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a friend of bwog once pronounced it BEE-wog
barnard
damn why isn't this tonight
food
get off tinder and come eat some carbs
ig sub was scary we got there late ://
mcac
midnight breakfast
pancakes
psa
small rodents not invited to MB
sorry
unless you are ratatouille
we hungry here at BEE-wog?
we hungry here at bwog

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Update: Austin Taylor, GS Student, Reported Missing

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Missing Persons Alert
update

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“Get Raggedy:” A Weekend At The Intergroup Community Building Initiative

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change
diversity
greek life
high school musical
i am a stereotypical barnard student fuck me
ICBI
irc
life
new friends
nussbaum bagels are the shit
oppression
pad thai
privilege
raggedy ann dolls
social justice
zac efron
zac efron or zacH efron?

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