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Public Safety Alert: Phone Snatching

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 18 Comments

Public Safety has just sent out an alert that a student’s phone was snatched this afternoon near 114th St. and Amsterdam Ave. More information and an image of the subjects below. “A common element in these incidents is that the victims are not paying attention to their surroundings, distracted by the device in question. Quite […]

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Caption Contest: Worlds Collide

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 23 Comments

For your midterm procrastination pleasure, we present the latest in artistic stylings, where the magical and the mundane collide. You know the drill: make us laugh, make us cry, make us forget about that eight page essay we haven’t started outlining yet. Last round’s contest provided some interesting results, with perhaps the most…unique being the […]

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Foner, Cupcakes, Wisdom

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 2 Comments

Need we say more? We’re doubtful, but will continue nonetheless. Tonight at 8 pm in Hamilton 602, the one and only Eric Foner will be doling out “Words of Wisdom” to the class of 2012 over some Baked By Melissa cupcakes. We can’t help but feel that March 6th is a bit premature for closing remarks, […]

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Thoughts On Your Global Thoughts

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Global traveller Renée Kraiem brings back worldly wisdom from Monday’s undergraduate forum “Your Global Thoughts?” where a seriously star-studded panel of faculty members from The Committee on Global Thought sat around with a handful of students, ate pizza, and talked about global crises. If you need some reassurance that life exists outside your Morningside bubble […]

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From the Issue: Eve to Adam

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 1 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, coming to campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a visit to the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, an investigation into Columbia’s animal testing […]

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In Defense Of: Multiple Choice

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 11 Comments

Not sure which section of your midterm to start with? Just remember: recognition is easier than recall. Free response evader Alexandra Svokos expounds on the beauties of fill-in-the-bubble. Stop lying, you secretly loved the SATs. Page after page of delicious bubbles, yearning to be filled in. Like SEAL Team 6 at a bar, all of […]

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SGA: Expect The Unexpected

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Unexpected correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on last night’s SGA meeting. Rep Council spent a significant portion of their meeting last night off the record, but came up for air now and again for a few moments of breaking-news decisions—this correspondent has a feeling it was just to keep her on her toes. The meeting began […]

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Student Affairs Cares! It Really, Really Cares!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 9 Comments

Walk into Lerner today to be greeted by a smiling CSA Student Affairs representative toting an artfully arranged tray of !free! cookies. The wrappers display CSA success stories and fun facts, so you can feel good while you eat. Come get cookies on silver wooden platters and have Kev$ho smile at you!

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Majors Don’t Matter In The Real World Anyway

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 14 Comments

Hello sophomores! As CSA has so generously informed you this morning, it’s time to declare your major! In case you haven’t heard, online declaration has already begun, but never fear–you have until 5 pm on Friday March 9th to ponder and panic and update your pros-and-cons list. If you’re ready and sure, though, click here to […]

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Bwoglines: Progression/Regression Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Progression: That kid on your subway car at 2 am wasn’t trying to raise enough money for a Four Loko–a Penn State junior is paying his way through college tap-dancing on the subway. (NYT) Regression: This is what happens when you rob from the Girl Scouts: or, how to get punched in the face by […]

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PrezBo And DSpar Comment On Obamanard Reactions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 176 Comments

Since the news broke Saturday morning that President Obama will be Barnard’s Commencement speaker, Bwog has been more or less blowin’ up with commenters’ reactions. Today, the folks over at the New York Times labelled the chaos “sibling rivalry,” and asked Columbia administrators and students what they make of it. PrezBo bit—quoteth the NYT: Lee […]

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Housingmaster: Division Decisions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 12 Comments

We’ll answer your esoteric housing questions. Send them to housing@bwog.com or leave ’em in the comments. Q: The Housing website says, “If your group does not select a suite in Suite Selection, your group may opt to stay together and select rooms in General Selection with the same appointment time, or your group may opt to break apart and select […]

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Overseen: FroSci As Performance Art

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another theory: if you don't treat your lady right she'll treat you to a burning worse than chemical fallout
back at it again with the inappropriate skits
did 'lily' get bonus points on her midterm for this?
one theory: love is as powerful as nuclear bombs
thanks for the reality check prof hughes
what does this have to do with nuclear physics? comment your thoughts below

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A Call For Transparency From A Desperate Lover

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basketball
bwog apparently does do open letters now
bwog cares the most about sports when there are extended metaphors involved
do it for him
if columbia tied for the ivy league title would the general student body start caring more about cu sports? probably still no
if intro to stat has taught us one thing it's that coin tosses are a bad method of solving problems
ivy league
men's basketball

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Field Notes: Midterms Draw Suspiciously Nearer Edition

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bwog will never make fun of you for getting excited about dogs
field notes
midterms midterms six foot eight weigh a fucking ton (they're coming they're coming they're coming)
sad
shouting swear words in public places is somehow both cathartic and stressful - just like midterms
we should really just rename 'field notes' 'our weekends of degeneracy' at this point

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BSO Members Criticize CCSC’s Race And Diversity Proposal To Deantini

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5 Things for Deantini
bso
ccsc
does this call for a new version of last thursday's post called 'get your shit together ccsc'
good luck ccsc. we definitely believe in you.
is any of this deliberation really worth it if deantini takes none of these proposals seriously though
Sean Ryan
Suzanne Goldberg

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Get Your Major Situation Stationed With CCSC

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anyone here know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ccsc
good luck planning your careers and finding internships sophomores
we personally would rather be eaten by a cannibalistic bunny than think about the future
you laugh but someone's hungarian order says a lot about them

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Bwoglines: Pandering To The Imagination Edition

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bwog doesn't often link to spec ... but when we do the op-ed is quality
bwoglines
good luck nasa applicants (and we hope you have backup plans)
it seems like quantum physics gets harder every day
like if you support tim hortons' business practices
schrodinger's cat is the one thing that stuck with us from high school physics
what would zero-gravity ping pong be like

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CSC Lunar Gala: Catwalking Into The Year Of The Monkey

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10/10 would recommend
bwog likes clothes
bwog likes resting bitch faces
bwog loves fashions shows
CSC does it well
fashion is the main attraction
full moon voodoo????????
lunar gala
making cello cases cool again
Nonsequitur was amazing
ok ladies now lets get in formation
shoutout to Elshadai
turn up at escape

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Bucket List: Division And Disconnection

Finn Klauber 1

always get william cullen bryant and william jennings bryan mixed up ngl
bucket list
bucketlist
cross of gold is a solid oration. really undervalued in american politics
fightme
literally bwog could out-politic most politicians
thanatopsis is a fantastic poem though
to a waterfowl isn't half bad either
us @spec
why can't we all just get along?
why doesn't bernie just give a cross of gold speech
william jennings bryan is bae

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