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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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CU Players Presents “Things We Want”

Lila Etter 0

come thru for some wholesome theatrical fun
CU Players
five cast members and a whole bunch of angst
it's got sex drugs and rock and roll what more could you want?
just kidding that's never actually revealed (spoiler alert)
rock and roll in the form of The Strokes that is
shit goes down
shout out to The Strokes
things also get pretty intimate just a heads up
Things We Want
this play is gonna be dope
what do salmon and revenge have in common? come to the show to find out!
what do we want? THEATER! when do we want it? THURSDAY NIGHT!

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Live At Lerner: Midterm Study Break

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Butler life is definitely a thing
Bwog loves free food
free food
live at lerner
nice meme
the food is a surprise though
we hope it's pie
you're fav wednesday event

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Bwoglines: Mysteries Edition

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bwoglines
Canada is going to see a lot of "eco-tourism" after legalization
Gilmore Girls is great and all but we just want to see the next American Horror Story
Joe Biden better run for president
Joe just called out Hilary lol
Justin Trudeau sounds too good to be true
mo money mo problems
that damn gentrification

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Late Night Meninism

Asya Sagnak 61

alfalfa
barnard banned sororities in 1914 get with the mf program
claps to sulz security guards
pls stay in EC and never leave your fratty haze
police brutality isn't about you sry
smh
stay under your sheets forever
the little rascals is fiction
up in arms about fragile masculinity

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Into The Fire(side Chat)

Britt Fossum 2

"you look hungry" awww
fire walk with us
fireside chat
prezbo
prezbo eats dissent for breakfast
student neads to #readbwogbetter
tuesday is over thank the lawd
yung prezbo

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SGA: Hangin’ With The Homies

Caroline Montgomery 0

abe lincoln
ccsc
esc
gs
sga
we're all just here for a good time tbh
we're also here for smores
we're very hungry now

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Butler Water Fountains, We’re Calling You Out

Bwog Staff 1

butler
call out
can we sue for the muffin incident
cry for help
i mean we could just go to butcaf but butcaf is the cannon's of butler
thirsty
use performance-enhancing drugs sparingly kids
what's your favorite room in the but
who cares about social justice we need fancy water
WTF CU

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Weird Salad Conversation Overheard At Hungarian

Bwog Staff 2

be safe kids
discussing salad in a pastry shop is kind of a douchebag move in general
hungarian pastry shop
no judgement just keep yr voice down while i finish this 10 page paper due in 3 hours please?
overheard
salad

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