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Overseen in Dodge: Creative Juices Flowing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 6 Comments

So some TAs were apparently enjoying some barley variety of no-no juice in Dodge Hall. And of course it was Brooklyn Lager and Yuengling, because creative types pursuing MFAs aren’t going to drink corporate beer like Anheuser-Busch. Do TAs have finals? Do these TAs have finals?

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Reflections on Orgo Night 2011

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 30 Comments

Self-proclaimed Orgo Night Veteran and Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt meditates on the highs and lows of everyone’s favorite library musical comedy show. Something has become obvious to this Bwogger and five-time attendee of Orgo Night about the crowds that pack Butler 209 on a semesterly basis. Despite the speakers’ more than capable enunciation […]

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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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#TBT To When Carman Was Even Spookier Than It Is Today

Mia Lindheimer 1

#tbt
bwog gets extra spoopy this week
hard to stay in the mohi bubble when an actual dead body breaks into it
maybe morton williams needs to step up its game. put dead bodies in the produce section. really freak out the customers.
what's a good halloween story without an actual dead body right?
where did the dead body come from? where did it go? where did it come from carman eye joe?

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Tips To Get Your Trick Or Treat On In The Eleventh Hour

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it's not halloween until you've tried on at least one weird mask
spooky bwog continues - this time with advice for everyone (not just freshmen)
that baby mask needs a mom
trick or treat (or bwog)
you can procrastinate on your halloween costume but not too much

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Free Candy (And More) In Hamilton

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Bwog loves free food
bwog loves free stickers too - and free pens. all free things really
bwog may or may not know that the balloons aren't free from personal experience
the real question is: why was the charter signed on halloween?
were columbia's founders just really spooky guys?
were they perhaps secretly demons? that would explain a lot.

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AskBwog: Roommate Refuses To Be Reconciled

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askbwog
but was the music in a major or minor key? that's very important
bwog is determined to stay positive in creepy situations
does butler have a copy of this 'codex saerus'?
freshmen are perpetually confused whether about dining point systems lithum or satanic rituals
has anyone tried putting salt in the room?
okay surely the situation can't get worse than this though

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Bwoglines: Planned, Unplanned, And Atypical Journeys Edition

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bwog could on the other hand use more sleep and more homemade chocolate chip cookies
bwog could probably use a mom but bwog already has a mom
bwoglines
could that blimp perhaps be a metaphor for deantini?
how do you lose an entire blimp? who even still uses blimps?
like if you would go back to being a high school junior for a $10 hamilton ticket
we wonder sometimes what the us military is really spending its budget on

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About How Much Time You’ll Spend Campaigning During Election Day Holiday

Sarah Dahl 0

at least we have a fall break
bernie or hillary
cut us some slack
math is REAL
numbers
or a republican
politicians are corrupt
remember bush
republican for president=hell on earth
science is truth
students are savvy enough to know that
we're doing the core not campaigning for candidates

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AskBwog: Reconciling Roommates

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Bwog can help people too
Bwog can't make puns
disruption of dorm-estic bliss
it's not like your roommate is a crazy cultist or something right?
peppy Bwog is peppy
RAs are useful for more than busting parties ya know
talk out your problems
we're sure the issue won't get any worse

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In Defense Of: Not Celebrating Halloween

Phoebe Newton 0

"where has the true SPIRIT of halloween gone?" no pun intended
get it like halloween is obsolete
halloween
honestly what else rhymes with treat.... okay a lot
ido
In Defense Of
MoWill
now those of us who still subscribe to the soul-sucking capitalism regime would like to know where to get those pumpkin-themed groceries
reslife always on it with those free pumpkins tho we ain't complainin... technically we are but
trick or treat? more like obsolete

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