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Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 8 Comments

Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of […]

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Boringside Heights: Consumerism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 10 Comments

The holiday season has hit your wallet hard, and now the bills are coming in. Think you can cut down on your spending? Not with everything Morningside Heights has to offer…

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Being An Alum Has Benefits…

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 11 Comments

However, immunity from gratuitous administrator emails is not one of them. Want a sneak peak at your future inbox? Want to see if you’ll be among the select few special enough to be used by Deantini to brag about the College? Oh, and Dean, it’s “Roar, Lion, Roar!”

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Bwoglines: Conflict and Contention Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 0 Comments

Last night the POTUS took some time out of his day of slaying pirates to give the SOTU. Quick on the rebuttal were Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Gov. Buddy Roemer, who jumped on the live-tweeting bandwagon. (Reuters, Twitter) Getting into his own debates was Columbia’s own adjunct professor Ian Bremmer, who challenged Harvard’s Associate […]

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How Many Obama Drinking Games Can You Think Of?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 15 Comments

Hopefully, all of us politically minded, globally conscious students are aware of the 2012 State of the Union Address tonight. Rather than live-streaming it alone in your room, why not watch with some of the most politically conscious members on campus? The CU Dems, CU College Republicans, CPU, and the Roosevelt Institute invite you to a […]

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ESC: New E-Board Member, Old Issues Discussed, and CCSC Remade

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from the first ESC meeting of the semester. The council began the evening by holding elections for VP Communications. The election was well-contested, especially considering it was held mid-year. The winner, Jim Huang, spoke about his experience on ABC and how his experience developing websites could help in council outreach. He beat […]

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Modernist Installation in Ferris; Speculation Abounds

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 19 Comments

Bwog has yet to obtain a definitive interpretation of the regularly occurring exhibit above the Ferris trash compartments. Observers cite an almost daily recurrence of the piece, with gradual increase throughout the day, reaching a peak around lunchtime. Many see it as a representation of freshman struggles: the never-ending mountain of stress and woe that […]

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SGA: Meets, Greets and Eats

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog’s correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on the first SGA meeting of the semester. The Rep Council reunited last night at 8:10 to discover that a significant proportion of the group had either grown or cut their bangs. Then, the group got down to business. Turns out that SGA is redecorating—and I’m not talking about the bangs. […]

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Bwoglines: Don’t Lose Your Head Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Remember when puppies came to Columbia? So does Bwog. Some of Columbia’s more unorthodox study break tactics—including the biannual Primal Scream and therapy dogs bringing furry comfort—were chronicled in a spot on various schools’ stress relief methods. (NYT) In more somber news, be careful with the late-night antics when there’s a 13-minute wait at the […]

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What IS Wrong, Columbia?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 63 Comments

As we mentioned before, last night was CCSC’s kick-off 2012 event, “What’s Wrong, Columbia?” This morning, Kem Walker gave a more lyrical take of it. Now, Sarah Ngu and Maren Killackey bring some hard numbers to the table (which is good, because scientific truth is the only truth with any value). Sunday night’s townhall was the […]

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 0 Comments

Dear friends, The semester’s just begun, and if any of you are like us, you’re looking for a venue to make absurd jokes, delve into discourse on funny and interesting campus details, or just eat all of our food and make fun of our silly pants (see photo). If that sounds appealing, come join The Blue […]

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Lost: Tacky Umbrella

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 1 Comments

I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!

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Class Of 2020 Receives Early Admissions Decisions Today

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rushbwog2016
the admissions people love puns and we at bwog can appreciate that
the class of 2020
the real question is: how many of these new freshmen will join bwog
we don't know you yet class of 2020 but you seem hella rad
will the class of 2020 frequent 1020 more than previous classes?
will there ever be another graduation year as cool as 2020

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The Big Green Meme Overseen

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barnard is in meme hell
bwog would like to take this opportunity to declare war on memes and meme culture (except for that one video with the trombone and the oven door. that can stay.)
finals season is only starting and the dark night of the soul is already in full swing (or should we say full meme?)
judgement day is upon us
not just any overseen but a big green meme overseen
overseen
pepe the frog

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#TBT To When An (Almost) Obama Attended Barnard

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#tbt
can you believe that malia obama is only a year younger than current cu first-years?! she's done so much
come to barnard malia! lehman library won't exist and the tunnels won't be functional but it'll still be so great!
malia obama
powerful women
thank god we no longer have serious baggy sweater affinity
the barnard women won't turn malia obama into a lesbian - they'll reveal that she was a lesbian all along (or so the dream goes)

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Bwoglines: Power Through That Reading Edition

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Bwog believes in you
bwog cares about you
bwog unfortunately does not have the capability to send you coffee or puppies or stroopwafels but bwog would if bwog could
bwoglines
don't mess with your funky flow
starbucks for life sweepstakes - just in time for finals
stroopwafel may be our new favorite word
the bwog's new groove
the dream: free coffee for life
when will the cu dining halls serve stroopwafels

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Hello Deluxe My Old Friend

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"sick reference Bwog"
all mohi food is too expensive anyways
I wonder what the new restaurant would have been
it is bad if some of us have never even gone to Deluxe?
phoenixes are cool birds; phoenix is a cool city
rise from the ashes phoenix
Simon and Garfunkel vibes

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Tips For Finishing Your Research Paper In An Hour

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1500 words is nothing
are there any TAs out there that measure the margins and spacing to make sure they're correct?
bs your way to the top
can't stop talking about our data!
MLA citations are also better for word count than footnote
research papers
tfw jstor goes down in the middle of your research
the end is near
too many hours spent searching on JSTOR
wow we've been writing too many research papers

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Eat Pray Love: Level One

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always gotta quote drake
couldn't resist quoting drake
didn't we discover that elizabeth gilbert was like a crazy narcissist or st
eat pray love
even though it's not new it's just now being enforce for real
honestly dodge music and arts > law lib anyway
level one
loving in carman more like LOVE YOURSELF
novice edition
or was that not a thing that happened
pls guys... love yourselves... we know what we said but like...........
sorry still bitter about law's new policy
the magnolia tree is basically the same as mag bakery

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GSSC Chooses Gala Venue And Votes On Funding Requests

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Cipriani
emf
food from all continents
Food from seven continents
gssc
KIGS
Kim Rebetti
milvets
SENIOR CRUISE IS LIT
what even is antarctic food

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