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Babyoncé Is Being Born at St. Lukes— The Other One

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2011 8 Comments

In case you haven’t noticed, Bwog unabashedly adores Beyoncé, so we were zomg-falling-on-the-floor when we learned that the real Destiny’s Child will be born at none other than St. Luke’s across Amsterdam. Slate reports Beyoncé and Jay-Z rented out their swanky Labor and Delivery Suite for the Bay-B’s delivery. The Birthing Center is complete with hardwood floors […]

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PrezBo Skipped The Fall Arts and Sciences Meeting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2011 47 Comments

Several professors have confirmed to Bwog that PrezBo was conspicuously absent at the fall Faculty of Arts and Sciences (FAS) meeting. While PrezBo has admittedly had a very long semester, so too have his FAS, who’ve spent much of the past year fighting cuts to faculty benefits. PrezBo’s office has no comment about why he […]

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Merry Christmas, Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 25, 2011 29 Comments

We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right? Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.

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Making A List, Checking It Twice Only Once ‘Cause We’re Still Tired From Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 16 Comments

As per (sort of) tradition, we asked a select few of our favorite people what tops their holiday wish lists. Read on to find out how you can regift that bunny your mom got you again even though you already have like SIX… Deantini wants a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, which he says has been what he’s […]

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John Jay Gutted, Possibly Improved

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 20 Comments

First everyone’s favorite sandwich shop is closed for remodeling, and now everyone’s favorite dining hall the place you thought would be like Hogwarts until you tried the food is getting a makeover too. We saw some improvements on John Jay at the beginning of last semester, but it would appear that big changes are still to come. […]

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Lost: Black GAP Jacket Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 0 Comments

Lost: Black GAP Jacket w. zipper. Last seen in Butler reading room next to 209. Worried about possible pocket contents. Please return if found. Contact: sja2124.

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HARDCORE: Behind The Scenes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2011 16 Comments

The adorable back and forth between Deantini and Prof Mercer on set: Deantini: She’s my favorite philosophy professor! Professor Mercer: He only knows one. Professor Mercer: I asked Jim if there was any chance he had ten minutes on a Friday morning— Deantini: I had to clear my schedule, my meeting with the President, the […]

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HamDel Won’t Stop Changin’

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 32 Comments

First Amy leaves, and now it appears that HamDel is undergoing unexplained cosmetic surgery. What will be next? Limited hours with a breathalyzer test at the door? A man can only handle so much change.

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Overseen: How To Take A Class Without Actually Trying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

A tipster spotted the follow desperate measure during one of the last days of finals hell. So many questions—is this printing limit evasion? How can one textbook have so many pages? Dare we ask, are these single-sided? Also, just throwing it out there, the environment…? We’ll file this under “people we don’t want to stand behind in […]

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Bluenote: 1020 Vision

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 16 Comments

Be on the lookout for the November and December issues of The Blue & White, on campus this week everywhere you look in Butler. As we always have done, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Below, Tom Humphreys asks a very important question: who […]

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Oh, The Irony

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

Well, easy come easy go. With just one day left before the end of the semester, the tarp-less streak has come to an end as the South Lawn waved the white flag of surrender. Before we could get a response from Facilities regarding their absence, several tipsters informed us that the tarps were brought out […]

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Staying Put?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 6 Comments

Even if your plan to stay on campus over break was to live the life of a Real New Yorker (suggestions: every morning walk an imaginary dog with the Times under your arm, reenact the top ten Seinfeld moments of all time, playing all parts), you might want to know about a few events coordinated by […]

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Field Notes: The Giving Of Thanks Edition

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"are you sure you're not a lesbian yet?"
black friday
come to our meetings for a great celebration loaf
crisis of faith
field notes
it's a sign from above if u get so fucked up after your first drink
keith urban
nebraska
our dealer is our best friend
PrezBo is so PrezBo even on the phone
ritz crackers
thanksgiving
the "faint trace of urine" is probs the administration pissing on ur hopes and dreams
the Bible money for alcohol is def sacrilegious
there are two types of people in the world: those who desperately want to crawl back into their mother's wombs and feel safe and full again and those who hate thanksgiving
Veuve Clicquot
vomiting into your hands while on the F train: a state of mind
we found alcohol in a hopeless place
we survived
we're starting a jessica jones support group so email ur deets to tips to join
what IS stuffing??
wow

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Reminder: You Have Cool Friends Graduating This Term

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bwog gets desperate pt 1 million
bwog was born in its final form and never had to have wisdom teeth removed
do you even go here
do you even have friends
even if you're a failure of a senior the people who will be reading with the most keen eyes will be pre/frosh and you are so much smarter than them!!
real talk: our inbox is overflowing but it's always good to have options
senior wisdoms
we are okay with being trolled
we can't afford to be picky

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Breaking: Activities Board Responds To Accusations Of Bias, Releases Funding Allocations

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abc
activities board
activities board at columbia
breaking

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Bucket List: Peacekeeping, Black Holes, And Venezuela

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a writing prompt: take three random events from this list and make a story out of them
art poetry love loss peace war etc
between pacifism and the need to start drama
bucket list
doing bucket list on monday is about the most crazy we get at bwog
get some culture
stargazing at pupin/not poopin' in pupin
why are all these events when we have class?

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Bwoglines: The Big Reveal Edition

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babywatch
bwog is kinda scared of black friday
bwoglines
planned parenthood shooting
royal fam
the only people we've met more desperate for energy drinks are Columbia students obvs
Turkey going cold turkey
w4m: seeking the red bull thief who bestowed wings on our heart
we don't have enough knowledge to know whether this deal is good or bad
when Internet people become irl people become Internet people

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Bwog Out And A Few Thoughts On Thankfulness

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Adventure Time and Steven Universe are great
beta
Beta is undeniably the best though
Bosses who smoke you out are the best bosses
bwog out
dogs >>>>>>>>>>>> cats
Druuuuuuuuunch
HamDel and Keystone light are great
having Spotify Premium is an attractive quality ngl
what we're thankful for

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Optimizing The Soda Line: A Study

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back of the envelope
bwog math
ferris
JJ's is basically 1020
shamus khan
soda machines
what I learned in AP Stats is

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GSSC Discusses What Swag They Should Buy

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Bwog wants free tumblers and mugs
gssc
if they can't sell all the hats they can look at the Barnard buy/sell/trade page
snack attack
the patriarchy is to blame
WHY WASN'T BWOG INVITED TO PREZBO'S HOLIDAY PARTY??
will these free products be reserved solely for GS students?

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