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The One Where They Sign Into Hartley

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 10 Comments

Bwog was a 90s kid—we spent a lot of our youth pretending to be sick so we could stay home and watch Friends (until Nick@Nite came on, at least). We were thusly titillated by the following tip, sent in by fellow Central Perk Pundit Grace Rosen:

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Bwog In Bed: We Haven’t Slept Yet Either

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 14 Comments

Join us in bed as we bemoan the existence of Sunday finals/try to eat an everything bagel without spilling poppyseeds into our bedding (spoiler alert: it’s impossible). Bwogline: We’re a little late in the game to report that a GS alum handed out $50 bills to current students on Friday, in a random act of […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 6 Comments

Sure, it’s Saturday night, but it’s also finals week, meaning that your closest encounter with anyone “dressed to impress” will likely be with this girl. Regardless, that urge to pack up and hit The Heights is probably pretty strong about now. To aid in your decision, we happily present a favorite from the archives, the […]

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BwogSalon: Hoot Magazine

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 21 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite otherwriters into the Bwog Bubble. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we asked campus publications to share an article from a recent issue. So […]

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Actual Wisdom: Sunil Gulati

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 42 Comments

In case you haven’t thought about him enough while studying for Principles, Bwog brings you the next victim of Actual Wisdom: Sunil Gulati, Econ Prof and president of the US Soccer Federation. In addition to these commendable achievements, Bwog would also like to personally thank Professor Gulati with the idea for this series. Cheers! Justify […]

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RoomHop: A Cage Fit For a Cage

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 12 Comments

For our latest RoomHop, self-proclaimed Wicker Man fanatic Alison Herman trekked to Plimpton to explore the Cage that celebrates the Cage. Harry Hanrahan’s YouTube masterpiece “Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit“—a four-minute montage of the actor crying, screaming, swearing, and generally misbehaving—may seem like an unlikely inspiration for dorm room decor, but the residents of Plimpton 11A […]

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PUPDATE!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 36 Comments

The ultimate study break with crafts, yoga, bluegrass, cider, Stressbusters, and PUPPIES galore is happening tomorrow! According to the Facebook event, a whopping 1200 people plan to attend. This is the stuff of community, folks! Bwog received official word on the crafts selection: expect glitter glue, princess stickers and “80s glam” sharpies, among other festive […]

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Overseen in Dodge: Creative Juices Flowing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 6 Comments

So some TAs were apparently enjoying some barley variety of no-no juice in Dodge Hall. And of course it was Brooklyn Lager and Yuengling, because creative types pursuing MFAs aren’t going to drink corporate beer like Anheuser-Busch. Do TAs have finals? Do these TAs have finals?

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Reflections on Orgo Night 2011

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 30 Comments

Self-proclaimed Orgo Night Veteran and Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt meditates on the highs and lows of everyone’s favorite library musical comedy show. Something has become obvious to this Bwogger and five-time attendee of Orgo Night about the crowds that pack Butler 209 on a semesterly basis. Despite the speakers’ more than capable enunciation […]

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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Alumni Interactions And Bacchanal Survey Results At CCSC!

Joe Milholland 1

Bacchanal survey
Barnard Winter Housing
Blame CCA for Matilda the Goat not becoming our mascot
cafe east
Cafe East > Cafe 212
CCA
ccsc
How Columbia Got Its mascot
Kyra Barry
lots of updates
resignations
sandwich deals--the rllest update in this whole post
ummm we're not that into sports guys taking over our cozy Lerner lounge
Widescreen TVs in Lerner
writing paragraphs in the survey: how could we not

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Bwoglines: Hidden Gems Edition

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bronx bombers surrounded by...not bombs but bomb-like weapons
bwoglines
do you root for any new york sports teams?
ISIS
it was aliens
once we sent a message to mark zuckerberg but he never even saw it much less replied so what's the point of living
school of mines!
silver linings
that feel whenever there's an event and someone spams uber and lyft promotions
the core is so real u guys

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Sitting Down With The Man Behind The Sermons and The Strange Sayings

Amara Banks 1

broadway prez church gets better by the day
bwog loves bway church
bwog loves pastor chris
harry potter quotes too dear lordt
honestly though what was the meaning behind the natasha bedingfield lyrics... that one is still a mystery
so close ya can almost taste it
tysm pastor chris

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Bucket List: Conflicts Of The Modern World

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a band-aid on the broken earth like damn that's depressing
bucket list
can we take this opportunity to discuss our problematic fave: "flesh-toned" band-aids
flesh-toned our asses
gotta love when the tags have zero relevance
happy thanksgiving toooooo
hpy thxgiving
not v encouraging
our ass? does bwog possess a singular collective ass?
our asses?
well this took a turn... happy sunday everyone

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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bwog meeting announcement
happy needless turkey murder day!!
literally just stuff a turkey in your mouth and all your problems will be solved
meeting tonight
or just stuff a turkey in your relative's mouth. that'll shut them right up
shout out to all the tofurky fans out there... god bless
thanksgiving
we love turkey and hate interrogations
why must adults insist on discussing school when we're out of school for four days
you can count on your bwog support system

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The Argentinian Princess Diana: CMTS Presents “Evita”

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cmts
evita
except diana is still so pure in our universal mindset right? like she's so fresh and so clean clean
jk we love you eva
the argentinian princess diana... a solid parallel
we miss you eva
we'll never forget you eva
whereas eva's like... why you always lyin (/money laundering/social climbing)

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Bwoglines: Decisions, Decisions Edition

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bad news: people are still doing really shitty terrible things to each other
bwoglines
good news and bad news this week
good news: an 18yo and a 26yo are no longer dating
good news: decisions are being made
good news: we're trying to make plans to stop those shitty things

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Spec, We Made You A Snapchat Geofilter

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"Near the Heights"
Bwog and Spec are actually friends irl
Bwog hearts Spec
How much of Pinkberry's business is just Spec staff?
Real Question: why is there so much rust on that sign?
Who are we to judge? We don't even have an office.

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