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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]
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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]
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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]
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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]
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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]
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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA        
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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]
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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]
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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]
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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]
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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]
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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]
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Season In Review: How Do The Lions Stack Up Now?

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  • al bagnoli
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  • columbia football has 1 Ivy title EVER. bagnoli has 9 in 20 years
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  • COME THRU FOR SCHOOL PRIDE
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Ambassador Barzun Talks Diplomacy And Digitization

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  • are u trying 2 tell us that there is MORE to the UK than just doctor who?? sounds fake but ok
  • Events
  • has technology come too far
  • imagine us pointing to a table full of iphones and belting A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD
  • matthew sounds like a cool dad
  • started from the top then we got teared down by the british press
  • world leaders forum
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Quiz: What Are You Actually Going To Do Over Thanksgiving Break

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  • all the most used thanksgiving tags are about breaking up with your long distance partner and that's just.... so beautiful
  • it's beginning to look a lot like thanksgiving
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Philolexian Society Presents: 30th Annual Joyce Kilmer (Memorial) Bad Poetry Contest

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  • "i cannot be milked" is a beautiful line of literature
  • at this point you might be thinking "bwog is WAY too invested in hamilton" but we swear it just keeps popping up it's not us it's columbia
  • hamilton wrote.... THE OTHER 21
  • if you got the room where it happens reference we love you very much
  • only god can make a tree??? okay well can god MOVE a tree
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  • shout out to maggie the magnolia
  • what's up with all these advertisements damn it is nowhere safe from america's corporate monster
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Bwoglines: “Finally, More Good News!” Edition

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  • can we talk about how the french automatically equate normal living to the consumption of food
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  • once again bwog exposes this world for the capitalist machine it truly is
  • see how much we care for the columbia population? we're like your parents we just want to see you happy
  • there are moments where the words don't reach there is suffering too terrible to name
  • WATCH JESSICA JONES WE PROMISE IT'LL BE WORTH YOUR WEEKEND (AND YOUR GRADES)
  • when have we failed you with recommendations? last time was the ben carson rap and honestly that was incredible
  • will donald trump just leave us alone
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“Excellently Ignorant”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s Twelfth Night

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  • “be not afraid of greatness” [malvolio says about his yellow knee sock-clad calves]
  • “he hath been most notoriously abused” same
  • “to be up late is to be up late” [actor falls over] - very relatable to the college experience
  • even if you don’t see this show try to get a copy of the program they’re hilarious
  • if you want to understand duke orsino look up that one photoset on tumblr that interprets disney’s mulan as shang having an extensive gay crisis
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  • note to whoever made the program: it’s Bwog not BWOG
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  • so much homo only for it to end hetero
  • william shakespeare: king of dick jokes
  • william shakespeare: like a frat guy only critically acclaimed
  • william shakespeare: literary genius in the streets animal in the sheets
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Watching A Tree For Hours Won’t Make You Feel Like Thoreau

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  • "excuse me but what exactly is happening to that tree" as if anyone can ever truly know
  • if those workers dropped the tree they would have had to fight all of barnard. plus barnard's parents grandparents and alums
  • it was a very emotional day for barnard
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Columbia Professors Get Wedlocked

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  • if it is lurking in the woods we're probably safe at columbia since we have so few trees
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