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Overheard: They Just Don’t Get It

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 12 Comments

Earlier today, a fire alarm shattered the sacred silence of Butler library. As bleary-eyed ref room denizens shuffled out, a fireman’s words reminded us of the harsh reality. Fireman: (to students leaving the library) “It’s a Saturday! Why are you guys in there on a Saturday?” Burned. Safety via Wikimedia Commons

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Only at Columbia: I Would Like to Buy a Prefix

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 5 Comments

A pedantic Columbian couldn’t resist pointing out Il Cibreo’s EGREGIOUS spelling blunder. Yes, someone actually took the time to scrawl this correction on a post-it. We have a sneaking suspicion it’s a Bwog commenter… jk love you guys! We’re just as guilty.

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Big Brother or Concerned Mother?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 1 Comments

Dining Services can play the role of mother when needed. The question is whether or not the mother is a kind one that gives you unlimited fro-yo, or an overbearing one that tells you things you already know. A tipster too busy indulging in Chipotle to deal with lines at the Action Station sent us […]

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Blue Man Group

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 2 Comments

Perhaps he is there for structural balance? Or maybe he has been condemned to a life of holstering the statue’s weight for betraying his brother. Either way, since Bwog last passed by the sculpture, this strange little blue man has entered the postmodern circle of life. What’s going on here? Stay tuned for a review […]

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LectureHop: Just Zadie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 7 Comments

Thursday night, Columbia was lucky enough to host one of the most well-spoken contemporary authors. Zadie Smith, famous for her acclaimed novel White Teeth, took the time to share some thoughts on the role of the writer in the modern age. Her manner was so warm and relaxed that Bwog’s Literary Correspondents Suchith Vasudevan and Victoria […]

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Bwoglines: Morose Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 0 Comments

After killing a Bronx native in Morningside Heights two months ago, Michael James was arrested while walking his pit bull. (DNA Info) A master of melancholy, Tim Burton will be designing a float for this year’s Macy’s Day Parade. (The Huffington Post) The Saudi Crown Prince Sultan bin Abdulaziz al-Saud died this morning of colon […]

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Last Night with LateNite, Fall Anthology 2011

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 25 Comments

Bwog’s comedy correspondent, and Saturday daily editor Bijan Samareh, got his first taste of Late Nite, late last night. He tells it from a freshperson’s perspective. You can see LateNite for yourself tonight and tomorrow at 11pm. When I hear the term “student-written plays,” I dread concept-heavy experimental pieces in which characters recite Shel Silverstein […]

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Obama Not the Only One Pulling Out

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 7 Comments

As you have undoubtedly heard by now, our Commander in Chief has announced the unilateral withdrawal of all American troops currently in Iraq. While the decision has topped headlines around the world, we have our own milestone to celebrate. Trojan researchers along with Sperling once again declared Columbia the sexually healthiest school in the nation […]

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Cooking with Bwog: Kitchenware Essentials

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 7 Comments

As much as we love our campus, there is nothing spectacular about the square footage on some of our dorm kitchens. Cooking with Bwog helps you make the most out of your cooking while still dining in style. For this week’s installment, blade master Matt Powell breaks down the chef’s tools of the trade. Basics […]

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Bunsenbwog: Saving Lives Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 3 Comments

When they’re not headbanging or falling for our anecdote baiting, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by infectious disease specialist Zach Kagan. Columbia anesthesiologist and Med school Professor Stephen Shafer took the stand Thursday in the trial of Dr. Conrad Murray, the personal physician […]

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Boringside Heights: (G)astronomical Proportions

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 0 Comments

McAC and Dining Services wants to thank you for helping them stomach the 712-foot sandwich that landed in front of Barnard earlier this week. To add to the momentous occasion, they have released a tally of the ingredients, almost all of which were consumed in a span of five minutes. Some of the ingredients (eggplant?) […]

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EC Residents Get (Un)Screwed

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 6 Comments

If you live in East Campus, you may have woken up to find an email from your RA about the recent elevator vandalism. As the email explains, damaged light fixtures, broken glass and tampered wiring have prompted the East Campus Residential Programs staff to seek compensatory action for damages. We share an excerpt of the […]

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Bwog In Bed: Post-Formal Season Edition

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bwog in bed
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bwog went to beta formal
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FORMAL SZN
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Breaking: (New) 2015 Orgo Night Posters, (Only Some) Thanks To Bwog

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More comedic advice: be as funny as we remember you from first year
obligatory "PENIS" joke
orgo night
Orgo Night Spring 2015
Very proud of you CUMB
We consult SGA for all life decisions great and small

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Senior Wisdom: Doug Kronaizl

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attempt to find hewitt 2k15
Bwog Senior Wisdom
bwog senior wisdom 2015
digital humanities center is that good good
herman cain
kingsmen reppin
lerner lerner lerner lerner rockin errywhere
no wifi in john jay?!?!
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Midnight Pancakes Tonight!

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come thru
finals 2k15
pancakes
read it and weep week
reading week
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SGA Weighs In On The Future Of Orgo Night

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but DSpar is our messiah
Bwog and Spec are actually friends in SGA but you can't tell anyone
bwog invites DSpar to just hang out some time
DSpar
dspar are you reading this
Julia Qian hugged me omg
one time I saw DSpar wearing army pants and flip flops so I went out and bought army pants and flip flops
orgo night
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Closing Remarks: “This Is All A Shit Show”

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achille varzi is also a poet maybe? or a lyricist?
american politics is all a shit show
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columbia school of witchcraft and wizardry
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final remarks 2k15
ruthless corporations
shit i learned in lit hum
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Senior Wisdom: Caleb LoSchiavo

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"I'm gay and lactose intolerant. Do the math."
activist
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don't overextend urselves ppl!!
millennials fight for problems via internet comment sections
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senior wisdoms 2015
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Bwoglines: Feelin’ Fruity Edition

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a mango shaped space(?)
bwoglines
fruit
fruit salad yummy yummy
in luv with the coco
natural sugar is a HOAX
only in venezuela
ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
skip the fruit salad homiezzz!!!
sugar
sweeeet life

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