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The One Where They Sign Into Hartley

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 10 Comments

Bwog was a 90s kid—we spent a lot of our youth pretending to be sick so we could stay home and watch Friends (until Nick@Nite came on, at least). We were thusly titillated by the following tip, sent in by fellow Central Perk Pundit Grace Rosen:

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Bwog In Bed: We Haven’t Slept Yet Either

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 14 Comments

Join us in bed as we bemoan the existence of Sunday finals/try to eat an everything bagel without spilling poppyseeds into our bedding (spoiler alert: it’s impossible). Bwogline: We’re a little late in the game to report that a GS alum handed out $50 bills to current students on Friday, in a random act of […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 6 Comments

Sure, it’s Saturday night, but it’s also finals week, meaning that your closest encounter with anyone “dressed to impress” will likely be with this girl. Regardless, that urge to pack up and hit The Heights is probably pretty strong about now. To aid in your decision, we happily present a favorite from the archives, the […]

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BwogSalon: Hoot Magazine

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 21 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite otherwriters into the Bwog Bubble. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we asked campus publications to share an article from a recent issue. So […]

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Actual Wisdom: Sunil Gulati

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 42 Comments

In case you haven’t thought about him enough while studying for Principles, Bwog brings you the next victim of Actual Wisdom: Sunil Gulati, Econ Prof and president of the US Soccer Federation. In addition to these commendable achievements, Bwog would also like to personally thank Professor Gulati with the idea for this series. Cheers! Justify […]

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RoomHop: A Cage Fit For a Cage

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 12 Comments

For our latest RoomHop, self-proclaimed Wicker Man fanatic Alison Herman trekked to Plimpton to explore the Cage that celebrates the Cage. Harry Hanrahan’s YouTube masterpiece “Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit“—a four-minute montage of the actor crying, screaming, swearing, and generally misbehaving—may seem like an unlikely inspiration for dorm room decor, but the residents of Plimpton 11A […]

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PUPDATE!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 36 Comments

The ultimate study break with crafts, yoga, bluegrass, cider, Stressbusters, and PUPPIES galore is happening tomorrow! According to the Facebook event, a whopping 1200 people plan to attend. This is the stuff of community, folks! Bwog received official word on the crafts selection: expect glitter glue, princess stickers and “80s glam” sharpies, among other festive […]

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Overseen in Dodge: Creative Juices Flowing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 6 Comments

So some TAs were apparently enjoying some barley variety of no-no juice in Dodge Hall. And of course it was Brooklyn Lager and Yuengling, because creative types pursuing MFAs aren’t going to drink corporate beer like Anheuser-Busch. Do TAs have finals? Do these TAs have finals?

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Reflections on Orgo Night 2011

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 30 Comments

Self-proclaimed Orgo Night Veteran and Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt meditates on the highs and lows of everyone’s favorite library musical comedy show. Something has become obvious to this Bwogger and five-time attendee of Orgo Night about the crowds that pack Butler 209 on a semesterly basis. Despite the speakers’ more than capable enunciation […]

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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Go Lion Or Go Home: Bwog Reviews Roar Lion Rorchesis

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'expectro patronum!' wub wub wub wub
arts reviews
bwog will support any event involving harry potter dubstep
here at bwog we cannot comprehend feats of physical talent - only be impressed by them
it's exhausting just watching these people dance
orchesis
orchesis gets lift
we wanna be in the roone where it happens

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#TBT To The First Time It (College Walk) Was Lit

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#tbt
a conundrum: if the boring speaker wears a santa hat during his boring speech does that distract from the boringness of the speech or add to it?
annual treelighting ceremony
bwog is really feeling the holiday spirit today
even more than that bwog is feeling the holiday puns today
how do sheep in spain say merry christmas? fleece navidad
if santa rides in a sleigh what do elves ride in? minivans
we'll be here all night folks
what do you get when you cross a christmas tree with a macintosh? a pineapple

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Restaurant Impossible: John Jay Edition

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chef irvine tackles the vegan struggle
columbia dining staff is a++
it's not that bwog watches a lot of cooking shows ... it's just that bwog watches a LOT of cooking shows
journalism at its finest indeed
the real question here is: if chef irvine could restaurant-impossible one cu dining hall should it be ferris john jay or hewitt? who needs it most?
what could be better than food and impressive arms? not a lot

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Columbia Is Ready For Winter (Even If You Aren’t)

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annual treelighting ceremony
bwog loves trees
do it for the hot chocolate
do it for the swag
do it for the trees
how do the trees feel about this awkward weather we're having?
how does the weather feel about the wonderful trees we're having?
tbh alexander hamilton probably skipped the yule log ceremony to write revolutionary essays or something
treelighting
whatever you do it for ... just ... do it

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Bwoglines: Solemn But Not Sorrowful Edition

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bwoglines
is that photo caption a wtnv reference? are there towns in arizona? are there glowing lights in the sky about a hundred feet above the arby's? we just don't know
lilo probably has some great pictures of that mountain featuring clueless american tourists hiking in sandals
so many tree lighting ceremonies are happening this week - is christmas really so soon?
wow. christmas is actually. really. so soon
yes there's bad in the world but these is also good. there is also dogs

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Back Of The Envelope: How Long Someone Has Been In Butler

Britt Fossum 2

actual garbage
back of the envelope
but stuff
Butler coffee tastes like death
Columbia's caffeine addiction
still don't know the identity of the butler beer camper
youth is so wasted on the young

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LectureHop: The Legacy Of Rape

Sarah Dahl 2

bwog does morbidity
Franke's statements vibe so much with Beloved
lecturehop
legacy of rape
putting an art exhibit calling out the Catholic Church in a Catholic church is a ballsy move
these are actually important projects

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Bwog Learns How To Flirt

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"crafternoons and Pilates"
bwog learns how to flirt
definitely using some of these at 1020
how to pass orgo: flirt with your prof/TA
NYU students getting into trouble what a surprise
we could flirt before just not...well

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