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Class Act: Winning the Hearts & Minds of 2015

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2011 11 Comments

Bwog’s freshest freshperson correspondent Marcus Levine reports from last night’s annual NSOP event. Relive the naive skepticism below. The Class of 2015 has not had a smooth ride into college. From harrowing lines for bagged lunch in John Jay, to a canceled Convocation, practically every member of our incoming class has been affected by the […]
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Be Prepared (with Bingo)

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2011 9 Comments

The learning starts today. Gather with philosopher queen Christia Mercer (substitute for Lit Hum legend Gareth Williams in the graph)  to pore over the Iliad that you’ve all finished weeks ago! Head over to Lerner, the big glass thing, at 2:30. Graphic by Jon Hill
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BSB Will Not Teach You Western Civ

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2011 6 Comments

Our own class of 2015, apparently overeager to get their hands on the Masterpieces of Western Civilization, has thronged Bank Street Bookstore! We hope parents were not rude. Enjoy NSOP, children, and order books later! Amazon Student will get you your books cheap and lickety-split, or you can get them neatly packaged from the hip […]
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Waking Up With Bwog #1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2011 4 Comments

Rise and shine freshpeople! Every day we’ll be checking in with you as you greet your first Columbia mornings. To aid us in this quest, we’ve dug up some of our most valuable archival treasure, Senior Wisdom, from throughout the ages. Have something to contribute? Try us (including you ’15ers!) at tips@bwog.com. Cynthia Jennings, Director […]
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First Night Footnote

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2011 17 Comments

For some, the first night of college can get a little too cray. Don’t hesitate to call CAVA, Columbia’s trusty EMS service, if your new friend falls ill. There’s a Good Samaritan policy, so no one will get in trouble. Your health is first priority. 212-854-5555. Program it in your phone. Better yet, memorize the […]
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Orientation Photobwogging: Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2011 32 Comments

The triumphant shouts of eager RA’s echoed around the quad. The sun shined blissfully and the skies were clear. Today was move-in day made in heaven. Irene left hundreds of cancelled flights, blocked roads, and disrupted trips in her wake, so only some freshpeople made it to move-in. The NSOP committee expects the stragglers arrive […]
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Find Peace in the Zen Garden

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2011 7 Comments

The powers that be have bulldozed the thicket between Hamilton and John Jay and replaced it with this sandy, serene seating area. You can even see the rake marks in the gravel—like an oversized Zen Garden. But the manicured landscape has left us craving less cultivated wildlife. Bwog proposes a guerilla gardening group. Side note: […]
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NSOP Day 1: Lunch Break

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2011 6 Comments

Bwog spent the morning roaming the green hills of campus, greeting freshpeople and snacking (there are mountains of free food here. If you are near campus, we recommend dropping by). Everything is surprisingly calm. We expected a surge of freshlings because of all the scheduling mishaps, but people seem to be arriving in an orderly […]
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Dear Bwog: Crib Configuration Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2011 19 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]
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Columbia Holds Strong at #4 in US News Ranking

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2011 9 Comments

You’re ashamed to admit you care, but it’s okay, we kind of do too. US News and World Report just released their annual college rankings, and Columbia holds strong at number 4 behind HYP. Overheard reaction from RAs: “One, two, three, DIDN’T DROP!!!!” Uhhh okay this is really embarrassing. Those were, as many commenters have […]
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Greetings Freshpeople!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2011 5 Comments

Welcome, new friends. Mean Irene has passed, and a beautiful sunny day embraces the youngins. We Bwoggers will be scattered around campus watching your every move— in the least creepy way possible. NSOP makes more glorious people-watching, indeed, so send us your tales of memory foam pillows catching on fire and taxidermy rodents. Also, wear […]
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Understanding Moodygate

By Bwog Staff on Aug 28, 2011 9 Comments

Dean Moody-Adams’ resignation was surprising and controversial. We’ve done our best to provide context and historical background over the past few days, but all the information can be overwhelming. We’ve pared Moodygate down to the bare essentials, in a neat question and answer format to help you digest it all. But be warned! It doesn’t […]
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What Television Show Could You Watch By Dropping A Class?

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  • bwog actually doesn't watch that much tv
  • drunk math!!!!!!1!
  • lazy bwog
  • netflix is my boyfriend
  • netflix taste preferences reveal the truth
  • the extent of bwog's math ability
  • the snowstorm did nothing to help our motivation
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Live At Lerner: Chelsea Reject

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  • always accidentally typing "liver" instead of "live"
  • chelsea reject
  • come thru
  • free food
  • get cultured
  • live at lerner
  • thankful for a new schedule
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Bwoglines: After The Storm Edition

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  • *links to britney's toxic video*
  • bwoglines
  • drake got us through the snow day
  • GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK
  • international got us through the snow day
  • snow day more like sludge day
  • take a shot for me
  • we made it yeah we made it
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Juno Got Us All Feelin’ Some Type Of Way

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  • all people in the but plz stand up
  • can i get a yeeeet tho
  • extremely loud and incredibly close
  • extremely snowy and incredibly phallic
  • flashing lights
  • juno
  • money is the anthem of SUCCESS
  • no class... ZONE
  • prezbo
  • tag game vicious
  • teenage pregnancy?
  • the juno movie soundtrack is just made of songs that are "indie" and involve "whistling"
  • we are mature college students
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Rooms Fall Apart (And So Do We)

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  • EXPECTO PATROooOONUM
  • maintenance guys might like you
  • rooms fall apart
  • tiling is just an excuse for love
  • when ur room is home to a geyser <333
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We Tried The Ricardo Morales Diet

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  • dear public safety friends
  • law and order and pizza
  • ricardo morales
  • ricky roo
  • that bite out of crime tasted like chicken
  • tippecanoe and ricky roo too
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The Official Lit Hum Drinking Game

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  • ambrosia is the new drink of choice
  • can i ditch the health services cup and drink it in some ancient grecian pottery?
  • Dribkgin Wit Hbwog
  • drinking with bwog
  • drunk in (ancient western canon) love
  • homer more like HOMIEr
  • lit hum
  • the literary canon > cannon's
  • vomit free since 93? more like vomit free since 2 hours ago
  • what's that in ur cup?
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Bwoglines: You’re Fired Edition

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  • donald trump's combover get's me GOING
  • hillary more like ILLary
  • insert Bernie Saunders promo here
  • it's like the Scopes trial all over again
  • lili is from ATL
  • magic never noticed that Bwog's ID says that Bwog is 28
  • no more hocus pocus
  • the magic is gone
  • trump for president
  • trump versus hillary
  • who cares they're both for corporate America anyway

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