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Sounds Like Freshman Year is Going Well

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2011 7 Comments

Is this a sly proposition, or a sincere metaphysical inquiry? Regardless, old man Bwog doesn’t have an answer, but suggests that it might be easier for some than for others. Overheard in Ferris: “Guys, how many people do you need for an orgy? Can you have one by yourself?“ Dr. Steve Brule has some wise […]

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Bwoglines: Nothing in Particular Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2011 5 Comments

Do yourself a favor, and go peruse National Geographic’s Photo Contest 2011. (The Atlantic) You’ve always known that New York real estate was expensive, and that Columbia didn’t exactly cut you a deal with dorms, but these kids in California have taken off-campus living to another level. (NY Times) Columbia’s basketball team got a ton of […]

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Lost: Brown Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Nov 13, 2011 0 Comments

A brown jacket mysteriously ran away from its owner somewhere between Symposium, The Abbey, and possibly Tap-a-Keg. Clues to the jacket’s whereabouts will be handsomely rewarded. contact bhw2113@columbia.edu

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Bwog is Shocked By All of This Culture!

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2011 5 Comments

What better way to supplement your Saturday night munchies with food with that is laden in festivity and easy on the wallet? The Columbia Asian American Alliance had Bwog at $1 bubble tea. Come to the Broadway room of Lerner tonight from 8 to 10 p.m. for cultureSHOCK. There will be free food made from […]

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A Guy Went to a Columbia Football Game

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2011 11 Comments

This season has not been kind to Columbia football, to say the least. And, for those of you who didn’t tune into today’s game, the Lions suffered a 41-62 loss at the hands of the Cornell’s Big Red, which is actually a bear. (No more random than Dartmouth’s mascot, so we’ll cut the Ithacans some […]

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Butler Archetypes: Mountain Of Books, Leaves All Day

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2011 4 Comments

Taking a Saturday evening off of the Butler grind? We doubt it. And unsurprisingly, neither are the Butler-ites—the elusive species of passersby, tablemates, and denizens you’ve come to love/hate. With our newest Butler-themed feature, we bring you meticulously researched anthropological profiles of these shifty creatures from the guy who smells like weed to the girl […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: Benches Goin’ Crazy

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2011 3 Comments

“Where is it I’ve read that someone condemned to death says or think, an hour before his death, that if he had to live on some high rock, on such a narrow ledge that he’d only room to stand, and the ocean, everlasting darkness, everlasting solitude, everlasting tempest around him, if he had to remain […]

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So Much Depends On Leftover Panties

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2011 10 Comments

Ever wonder the critical reasoning process of certain Barnard students? Fret no more! Bwog’s resident cartoonist Julia Stern can take you on her comic tour of a stream of consciousness fueled by gender equality, sex seminars, and Margaret Mead. In Julia’s “Grin and Bear It” cartoon series— based on the MyLifeIsBarnard Twitter feed, watch how […]

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Bwoglines: Gravity’s Rainbow Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2011 2 Comments

Launch: Columbia’s Graduate School of Architecture, in conjunction with the automobile company Audi, has kicked off a new project entitled “Experiments in Motion.” The project will consist of a series of experiments to identify new paradigms of motion, mobility, and design. Don’t be surprised if you spot PrezBo gunning down College Walk in a fresh Audi for […]

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Presenting the V118 Creative Team

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2011 22 Comments

Live, from Roone Arledge Auditorium, it’s the creative team for the 118th Annual Varsity Show! The producers of V117 have just announced the students responsible for creating this year’s edition of the VShow, and their credentials seem pretty impressive. Director: Alex Hare, CC ’13 – Director of XMAS! 5 and the upcoming CMTS Musical Revue, […]

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Butler Archetypes: Girl Who Can’t Find Her ID

By Bwog Staff on Nov 11, 2011 11 Comments

We all have a type. And no, we don’t mean the one you’ll spend most of Heights happy hour trying to stake out—we mean the Butler kind. Join an aggravated Alexandra Svokos as she reports live, from the line at Butler’s Security desk. She knows it’s in there, somewhere. In her right hand is an […]

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They Call It Cashmere

By Bwog Staff on Nov 11, 2011 1 Comments

Sure it’s a commodity. I mean, walk by any Midtown street corner, and you’re bound to find vendors pushing the stuff by the bagful. That didn’t stop one Carmanite from getting all sentimental. “Cashmere is proof that your parents love you and want you to be happy” Furry sweaters via Wikimedia Commons

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Bwoglines: We’re Worried About Your Safety Edition

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3/4 of these are pretty concerning tbh
because it's great
but honestly everything's gonna be fine
can't be cheery every week
don't worry be happy
keep calm and carry on
keep calm and invest in wind turbines
keep calm and watch that flight attendant video
oh well
sorry guys and gals
this week's bwoglines brought to you by negative nellie

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Our Monster Black Hole

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astrology
astronomy
black holes
black holes are real
gas
god
punk science kids
pupin is popping
science is cool!
stargazing canceled
stars
sucks for bahamas tho
sun
thank you to those who study the sky and explain it to us
the heavens
the sky is goth
wasn't even a real hurricane
we should all be astronomers

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Boo! Boringside Heights Gets More Hip And Less Boring

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all hallows' eve
competition
decoration
demons
don't go to carman get beer via bwog
free alcohol (!)
free beer
fun
ghosts
halloween turn up
martha stewart
MoWill isnt the only haunted place on campus
new york new york
parties
pumpkin ALE
pumpkins
spooky beer
this is america
welcome international students
zombies

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Groceries Of The Grotesque: What Is MoWill Hiding?

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basement scandals
bwog conspiracy
children
food
ghosts
haunted
lattes
MoWill
nursery rhymes
pumpkin spice
spirits
starbucks
that time of year again
we always suspected something was up
Westside > MoWill
why is Westside such a hike?
why isn't Trader Joe's on campus

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Your Subconscious Is Speaking To You Through The Statues

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alma
creative
how much is too much
marble
projections of yourself
spooky
statues
stop studying and listen to the statues
suppressed emotions
thoughts
your subconscious is smarter than your conscious self

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Bwoglines: Truth Laid Bare Edition

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Bahamas
boycott Chick-fil-A
buy your chicken at KFC
celebs sans makeup FTW
go Demi!
Helen Mirren
hill is bae
hillary clinton
hillary has no secrets (except on her non-government email)
JJ's sells chicken wings
Joaquin let us down
love yourself
nudes
rock that bod
role models
snl
vanity fair
what secrets does hillary have?

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Trill Mah Finds Her Rhythm

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art kids are 2 cool 4 school
columbia gets artsy
i wish my ma was trill
i wish my mixtape was fire like this
is the future really odd though?
lit
music
my ma's just a regular ma
not your mother's hip hop
rap
still dont know how to pronounce wbar
the future is now
trill mah
wbar

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Petro Poroshenko, President of Ukraine, Visits Columbia University

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bwog got a fancy reserved seat
dreamboat petro
go columbia go
i want a recording of petro's giggle tbh
lecturehop
lol he said nobody trusts ukraine
petro poroshenko
petro sounds like petco
thanks obama
this was an interesting event
Ukraine
what a dreamer
world leaders forum
yay ukraine you came through

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