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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Diana Roof To Be Permanently Opened (Later)

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diana roof
next we should get hammocks
sga does something cool
still have not actually had anything from liz's place
the cool new spot to hang emphasis on cool in winter times
the diana: glass building done right
ye shall not pass jk now we can

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Live at Lerner: Charlyne Yi

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don't be a square
fred armisen and man man damn that's a good combo
knock knock jokes always a pinnacle of wit and humor
psa paper heart is not on netflix bwog has NO IDEA how you'll watch it now
shaving heads singing songs j charlyne livin life
things to ask charlyne: does anyone ever call you charlemagne probs not
what exactly is an evening program who says evening anymore
when does house end it literally goes on forever

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Where Art Thou?

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bring armenian music to life like a horcrux or some shit
cultured v cultural what's the difference
egg and peacock what does that even mean
fight off midterms with cultured things
get cultured with bwog
kcst egg and peacock actually sounds hilarious
midterms destroying you one shred of dignity at a time
vagina monologues aka vagmon amirite

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Bwoglines: Politics, Sort Of Edition

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chicago pizza ain't pizza
dude at least one guaranteed text per day though nothing to scoff at
flirting and defiant growls bwog thought about making this dog themed but like eh whatever
literally our high school intro econ teacher taught us that c'mon
magritte references before 10am aren't you proud of us
politix like politics but cooler

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And the Winner Is…Direct Election

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ccsc
ccsc 2016
daphne chen
direct elections
grand ideals
student council

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New Digs for Dig Inn

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all wood everywhere
average columbia student so netflix and leftover butcaf pastries right
boredom eating the worst thing ever
boringside? we think not
bwog loves puns and food yay our two main interests combined
don't lie we know you'll be thinking of roasted brussels sprouts tonight as you fall asleep
fuck gwyneth paltrow
haha "dig in at dig inn" so punny lol
health food not just for gwyneth paltrow hipsters and sorority girls
healthy milano aka literally your wet dream
so many dig puns (not all good)
so much trend so little space
stop rolling your eyes at "quinoa and roasted butternut squash" maybe it'll actually be good
tasty health food bitch plz
what's the difference between oxymoron and paradox bwog forgets

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Rap Genius: Now Featuring the Core

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#JESUSNEXT
bwog needs a verified account
cool things to do when you leave school
dialogue
interview
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Blue and White Meeting Tonight!

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blue and white
bw
da chapel
everyone is welcome
is regards too formal? idk
meeting announcement
please come
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