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Currently Playing on Lerner: Art Hum in a Nutshell

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 7 Comments

Someone in Hogan is projecting this animated gif onto the side of Lerner right now, and it’s rightfully trippy. Bwog hopes this isn’t the last we see of creative* projector use! *yet tasteful Photos tipped by Lila Neiswanger

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From the Issue: Fro-Yo and Juliet

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 7 Comments

Keep your eyes open for the September issue of The Blue & White, coming soon to campus. Until then, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting highlights of the upcoming issue online. Among the treats to look forward to: a litany of bizarre and outdated freshman hazing rituals, a conversation with a luminary […]

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How Soon They Learn

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 18 Comments

Bwog really and truly received this email from a curious freshperson. Dear Bwog, I’m new here, CC ’15, and I was wondering whether it is normal that there is a stench in Butler’s 4th floor near the elevators so terrible it is as if the books themselves have died and now reek of rottingbook flesh. […]

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Top of Their Class: Facebook Heroes of 2015 — Nnamdi Nwaezeapu

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 10 Comments

Every war produces heroes, and this summer’s battle over delayed housing assignments that broke out on the Facebook page for the Class of 2015 is no exception. Bwog is profiling some the most famous and infamous personalities involved that social media shitstorm. In Top of Their Class, you can read about some of the people […]

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A Pyrrhic Discount

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 6 Comments

Rite Aid wants shoppers concerned about “wellness” to spend more money. Is it price discrimination or just a misunderstanding?

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Comment Contest: Dean Valentini Needs A Nickname

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 56 Comments

It’s official: Columbia College has a new Dean, James Valentini. What possibilities! We’ve got PrezBo, KevSho/Ke$ho, and DSpar, and now it’s time to name our dear new Dean. Leave your suggestions in the comments. The winner gets a Milano sandwich, a hug and eternal glory. Let the hazing begin…

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Theft in Theta

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 10 Comments

Last night, Bwog spotted a public safety officer guarding the door to Theta’s brownstone. We’ve learned from tipsters that an unidentified male walked into Theta yesterday, pretended to be friends with one of the girls, stole three four laptops, and left. Later that evening, Director of Residential Programs Stephanie Nixon sent an email to the […]

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Bwoglines: Expect the Unexpected Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2011 1 Comments

Unexpected acts: On Thursday night, NYU held a “mystery concert” (featuring Flying Lotus, Gang Gang Dance, and Light Asylum) which got rave reviews. At Columbia, we still have to plan our concerts months in advance. (NYULocal) Unexpected calendars: Forget firemen. Now you can check out hot New York City bus drivers and semi-famous Republican women. (NYDN, […]

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Columbia College Dean Valentini Says Hello

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2011 15 Comments

Newly installed Dean of Columbia College James Valentini just sent an email introducing himself to all Columbia students. After offering a short biography, Valentini writes that he has been heavily involved with the College ever since he came to Columbia, and strongly values both the Core Curriculum and need-based financial aid for College students. He […]

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Cooking with Bwog: Very Berry

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2011 6 Comments

On this week’s Cooking with Bwog, our resident fruit fanatic Matt Powell reveals some of the wonderful things you can do with berries. Strawberry Shortcake Makes 4 shortcakes Ingredients 1 C cake flour 2 tbsp. sugar ½ tbsp. baking powder A dash of salt 4 tbsp. butter 1 egg 1/6 C cream Turbinado sugar (or […]

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From the Issue: DIY Education

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2011 3 Comments

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MP3 Experiment in Pictures

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2011 9 Comments

The weather cooperated and spirits were high for today’s improvisational event. Never before have so many poorly dressed kids stumbled around campus blithely unaware of the broader world around them while completely cocooned in the vibrant audio world produced by their ubiquitous white Apple headphones. And that’s an accomplishment considering the quick degradation of all standards during finals season. Nevertheless, […]

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A Night With Paul Griffiths Perched Atop My Shoulders

Henry Litwhiler 0

beauty is truth truth beauty
most of his dialogue comes directly from the program
no erotic undertones here no sir
paul griffiths will ruin your soul
yes you can
you can't make this shit up

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Kyle DeCamp’s Madame Bovary Impresses Despite Its Flaws

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Bwog does theatre review
bwog operates a primary school reader theatre every sunday at 7 in the sgo
bwogarts
every scene a climax? dream come true
Madame Bovary
spoiler alert
too much! too much!

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Poster Etiquette: Dorm Kitchen

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Bwog shakes its collective head at you
Bwog's poster etiquette
more drawers than in any dorm in Columbia
our stick man is risking the wrath of many a RA email
trendy public shaming

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Bwoglines: We Should Have Seen This Coming Edition

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and here we all expected ISIS to be so culturally considerate
bwoglines
Follow up study: do children put things in their mouths that they shouldn't
stop trying to make Walker happen
we can joke about Harrison Ford because he is going to be okay and also we love him

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In Defense Of Babysitting As A College Student

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babysitting
babysitting for your prof seems pretty chill actually?
britt is the real wonder woman
give me those contacts pls
In Defense Of
on babysitting
the gainfully employed
the last line is sarcasm we promise
women really can have it all

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In Response To ButCaf’s New Standing Desks

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Jefferson holds a very different spot at his own institution of course
needlessly obtuse PSAs
Or look at sad obese John Jay
self indulgent story time
Written by a grudgingly proud UVA transfer

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Fire And Snow: Updates On Both

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600 is open! Ollies is closed!
burn baby burn
falling all over the place
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
ice ice baby
salty grounds and no salty Chinese food
spring break is 8 days away
spring is 15 days away
stay safe
updates on life in the heights

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Ode To Altschul

Maddie Stearn 3

1982 was a good year we think
Altschul
bio rules all
dis building is cool hit it up
I'm blue da dee da duh dum
mixed bag
what the fuck is this numbering system
where am i?
who can even pronounce that out loud
why?!

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