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Senior Wisdom: Jody Zellman

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 33 Comments

Name, school: Jody Zellman, JTS/GS/PBS Claim to fame: Bacchanal, Beta Theta Pi, CUNUFF, cartoonist for The Columbia Spectator (until I was cut to make room for “younger students”), cartoonist for Bwog, Jonah Liben’s roommate. Where are you going? I have a piano lesson at 4 o’clock. Three things you learned at Columbia: 1) “Midterm” is a […]

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Graduation: The Long List

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve been telling you guys as they’ve been announced, but the final list of all Commencement and Class Day speakers, and the recipients of various other honors, has just been sent out. It does not include Barack Obama. It does include the professors who’ve won the Presidential Award for Outstanding Teaching, the largest university-wide prize […]

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Bed Bugs in Butler: the Saga Continues

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 14 Comments

Good Citizen tipster Luwam Kidane has just informed us that the bed bug crisis is far from over. She just spotted the pesky pests in 409 Butler. Before tipping Bwog, she sent an e-mail to the appropriate authorities and informed someone at the library—we commend her responsibility. She reports that said staff person “was able […]

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Bwoglines: Changes Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 8 Comments

Microsoft acquired Skype for $8.5 billion. Great, so more blue screens while having skype sex. (Engadget) MetroCards are being phased out! Over the next three or four years, that is. (NY Daily News) Brooklyn-based Hasidic Jewish newspaper Der Tzitung photoshopped Hillary Clinton and another woman out of the now famous recent situation room photos. (WaPo, […]

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From the Creators of BwogWeather…

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2011 16 Comments

Bweatherman Pat Blute taught us to love the weather, but sometimes it takes advantage of us. After floods ravaged Australia in January, Pat decided to take the semester off to help the victims. Somehow along the way, he got stranded on a deserted island with wild goats. Poisonous ants devoured Pat, and his leg fell […]

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Etiquette Guide: Computer Labs

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 40 Comments

Term papers and finals have—as they always do—snuck up on us. That means a lot of feverish writing sessions, printing problem sets, and checking Courseworks. It also means a lot of time in computer labs. So when you’re in line at the Lerner printer, waiting for a Mac to free up, or just typing away […]

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Senior Wisdom: Alice Mottola

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 44 Comments

Name, school: Alice Mottola (occasionally known as “Nurse Alice”), Barnard College Class of 2011 Claim to fame: Co-President of Latenite Theatre for two years. Pretty decent actress, despite once bitterly dividing Bwog commenters. This semester, I wrote and directed a play called “Brightness” that people really seemed to enjoy. I’ve also been called a cult leader on […]

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It’s That Time Already

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 43 Comments

Spotted this afternoon at the Carman gates by beady-eyed Alexandra Svokos. Update: It’s spreading!

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Spot the Difference

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 7 Comments

Remember Where’s Waldo? That was fun. Things have gotten even sillier! In each of these photos there is something that shouldn’t be there…

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Senior Wisdom: Kamal Yechoor

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 47 Comments

According to friends who nominated him, this next senior is a “game changer.” Also, last week he churned out a 45-page paper in a single night only typing with one hand because of an injury. How’s that 15 pager lookin’ now? Name, School: Kamal Yechoor, SEAS Claim to fame: I’m that guy you see in […]

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SIPA Seeking Ninja, B.Y.O.RollerBlades.

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 10 Comments

If you’re one of those Columbians still sitting around in your ninja costume and roller blades, whining about how you can’t get a summer internship (or girlfriend, see: possession of ninja costume and rollerblades), whine no longer! Just head over to northeast campus and find the grad student who’s waiting patiently, tapping his ninja star […]

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Primal Scream Redux

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 17 Comments

Gallant procrastinators, clashing in epic, fluffy battle, stormed across the Butler median last night. The annual Sundial v. Butler bash had a more dubious commencement than usual because of the unclear Facebook event start time. A handful of freshmen began fighting around 11:30, but then quickly left––their school spirit forever tarnished… Thus, one can conclude, […]

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Bwog Reviews: XMAS!9 “Merry Chrismystery”

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a post deer to our hearts
a rabbi leads Santa’s funeral service
bwog reviews
Bwog’s feverdreaming of a psychedelic Christmas
except that one movie where the dad realizes that overtime was the meaning of Christmas all along
obligatory note that featured performers aren't the only good ones (from Bwog and your mothers)
though seriously Bwog <3 Allie Carieri but thought giving her a paragraph of praise would be excessive
xmas!
xmas!9

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ADI Creates And Measures Density

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ADI
ADI never sleeps
APIs
are barnard study spaces coming next?
don't even bother looking at the butler data next week
give them your suggestions!
giving students data sounds dangerous
more adi apps please
this is so useful
we are bookmarking this now
we'll race you to the emptiest study spot ready set go!
works-in-progress

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Cafes Around Campus: Part Two

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cafe reviews
campers are such rude people
don't spill it on your computer or notes or really anything
good places to go when you're pulling an all-nighter but not really
grab a cup and a panini
grab a cup o' Joe...literally
head over to brad's or joe's instead!
that seat is yours by divine right
undergrads are still espresso-sipping intellectuals

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At Barnard Open Forum, A Talk About Difficulties Faced By Marginalized Students

Joe Milholland 17

9 ways of knowing in review
educate your friends
Open Forums
sga
words from the mouth of dspar

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Bwoglines: Crossing Things Edition

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bwog crossed the line
bwoglines
can we live on Mars yet?
crossing all kinds of borders
crossing the aisle
crossing the Bay
crossing the galaxy
crossing the line
if only that happened in actual Congress
space exploration yeah!
where is that bridge going?

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Addressing The Changes In Spectator’s Managing Board

Lili Brown 17

139th spectator managing board
executive editor
spec

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Field Notes: We Don’t Believe In Finals

Lili Brown 5

"dive bar my ass"
always room for a gilmore girls reference
delivery food adventures
field notes
much-needed laughs as we avoid all responsbility
notes from the field
one last wknd omg what do we doooo
team rory or team lorelai?
too much pizza to quit
we expect that gilmore girls viewership at CU will double in the coming days
what are they teaching those european men
what finals?

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CCSC Talks Admin Transparency

Joe Milholland 9

A framed photograph of Taylor Swift
admins
ccsc
confidentiality
Going to Spec against Admin wishes

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