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SEAS 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 16 Comments

More good news to spread today! SEAS ’11, here is your valedictorian and salutatorian: Valedictorian: Norases Vesdapunt Salutatorian: Michael Wang Norases is a Computer Science major and has plans to attend grad school at Stanford. Michael is an Applied Physics and Applied Math major. Congrats to you both!

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CC 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 41 Comments

While an official announcement hasn’t been made yet, multiple tipsters have confirmed to us the lucky pair: Valedictorian: Margot Lazow Salutatorian: Elizabeth Lyon Margot is a Biochemistry major and the president of the CU American Medical Students Association; she’ll tell you all about applying to med school the right way. Elizabeth is a Classics major […]

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Touch Yourself In Public

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog’s In-House Masseuse Zoe Camp is not techinically a Stressbuster. She went through with training, but didn’t get certified officially. That can’t stop her from telling you how to help yourself relax during this stressful time, in the first installment of our new relaxation series. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long day of finals. Ah, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Alex Gortman

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 54 Comments

Before entering the real world, another senior advises his successors. Name, School: Alex Gortman, Creative Writing CC ‘11 Claim to fame: Over the course of a semester, I met a few times with Zadie Smith, a woman both intimidating and beautiful, who once introduced me to her pug dog who, I’m pretty sure, called me […]

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Senior Wisdom: Learned Foote

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 29 Comments

Learn from Learned in this next installment of Senior Wisdom. Name, school: Learned Foote, Columbia College Claim to fame: My e-mail address is on a bunch of spam filters because I send out the Weekly Growler for CCSC. People think my name is a joke and I’m not a real student. Where are you going? […]

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Bwog Personals: Immanuel Kant

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 9 Comments

Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. This lonely philosopher seeks companionship on a day when many people will be thinking about him… Name, Year, School, Major: Immanuel “Manual” Kant (They call me a “hands on” kind of guy) UKönigsberg 1744, Jazz Studies Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Mind for […]

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Last Minute Luck

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 7 Comments

CC 2014’ers and 2013’ers are about to sit down for a taxing, excruciating three hours, in which they expound on the entire history of Western thought. Lit Hum and CC finals are happening today, which explains the flurry of flustered kids heading to Hamilton at 12:30. Bwog wishes you the best of luck, and gently […]

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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 1 Comments

Bwog’s favorite Nobel laureate Joseph Stiglitz tells America like it is. His advice? Listen to the IMF. (Slate) The J-School recently awarded Al Jazeera English with the Columbia Journalism Award for “singular journalism in the public interest.” Bestowed in light of Al Jazeera English’s recent coverage of the 2011 revolutions in the Middle East, this is […]

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Dinner and a Show

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 30 Comments

Just because finals start tomorrow in earnest doesn’t mean you can’t have fun tonight! At midnight in 209, CUMB hosts Orgo Night. There will be music, shouting, school spirit, and Barnard jokes. Speaking of the ladies across Broadway, tonight is another Midnight Breakfast. There will be barrels of free food. Barnard seniors may start munching […]

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Spoiler Alert!

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 26 Comments

It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get married. FG: Really? Like her and Darcy? FB: Like yeah. How did you get into this school anyway? We realized that many of you Freshman and Sophomore types might not have had […]

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Senior Wisdom: Zoe Lubitz

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 27 Comments

In honor of Orgo Night, Senior Wisdoms continue with the marching band’s flautist extraordinaire. Name, school: Zoe Lubitz, Columbia College Claim to fame: CUMB Flutist, COÖP Leader (yeahhh bikers), Flute Choir President, former JJ6-er who indeed still takes the elevator Where are you going? Forward. You know those old people who say college was the best […]

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Lit Hum Study Guide: A Semester In Song

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 7 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! It seems like just yesterday when you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post, and adding a few updates. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to […]

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Field Notes: Media Edition

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amigo's mixing it up
cause we all used to watch VH1
field notes
house of cards release is ruining our work ethic and social drive
last time to do acid in a month??? bwog is crying for you
mex-i-cue
no spoilers pls
notes from the field
president underwood will see you now
rock of love with bret michaels
the warmth of alternative worlds in movies and TV shows

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Chairs On Campus

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"A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair"
a chair affair
bad puns
bwog appreciates chairs
chair testimonies
chairs
how much money is spent just to furnish campus with chairs
need comfort
our tuition goes to these chairs in some way
this lecture had hands down the comfiest chairs ever (lecturer included)

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Getting To Know Liberty Styles

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bacchanal 2015
bacchanal countdown 32 days oh em gee!!!
but who will they open?
but will the snow be gone in time for bacchanal? :/
liberty styles
tap n rap
we went to college with liberty styles

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An App We Can Get Behind: Callouts

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"the idea behind callouts isn't to get you thoroughly intoxicated"
ah cs majors
apps
biggest toe
calling you out for not being enough of a social drinker
callouts is here to get you DRUNK
GS dudes make it happen
the goal is clearly to thoroughly intoxicate oneself
we can get behind gs students
we love gs

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Drop Deadline and Swipe Access Proposals Passed at CCSC

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ccsc
drop deadline
extended!
OJA
swipe access

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Bwoglines: Censorship Edition

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boris nemstov
bwoglines
chatrooms tbt
house of cards hope we didn't spoil anything
sarah maclachlan will sing for the polar plunge dog
too many o's and e's and g's and l's in "google blogger"
what was ur first AIM screen name lol

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Midnight Dog Salon

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brutish art and buried dreams
bwog abuses the em-dash
here be dog puns
how does a chain maintain a B health rating?
I don't even like dogs
non-sexual applications of the word flaccid
solipsistic scum

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Where Should You Go For Spring Break?

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at least we didn't send you to our home towns
bwog is basically a magic 8 ball
bwog quizzes
honestly Bwog just really loves pop quizzes
midterm procrastination tools
procrastinate with bwog
this is just like the magic conch shell from spongebob
where should you go for spring break

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