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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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Bwoglines: Conspiracies Abound Edition

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bwoglines
fucking paul ryan
mad men is officially back and so are the conspiracy theories sharon tate anyone??
phonies
sexism
so many salon and slate links so many opinion pieces
still haven't and will never try the hot dog-stuffed crust pizza
still haven't tried the micrib
still haven't tried the waffle taco
the price of education

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Online Selection IRL

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do we get complementary cowtails mailed to us?
housing is so much more fun irl
housing isn't over as long as those who remain are loyal to it
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prezbo's projects

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Town Hall On Sexual Assault

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all of the buzzwords
problematic
sexual assault
terry martinez
town hall
undergraduate and graduate students do have the same problems
usenate is cool
usenate is good
wherein one man construes his being investigated for misconduct as something not unlike mccarthyism investigation

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Days On Campus: An Alternate Perspective

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accessibility
bring a prospie to work day
bwog has fans!
days on campus
everything on this campus is stairs
how to scare your prospie
perspectives on diversity
pre-frosh
think about this when you're complaining about your class on Hamilton 6

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Overseen: A Poop In Lerner

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a+ pun work
at first you thought maybe it was a leaf but alas
bwog's been really into shameful/shaming overseens lately
here a turd there a turd everywhere a turd turd
partly cloudy afternoon of (your) sole
this is not a drill
turds in lerner
where is this even the ground is so nondescript the poop could be ANYWHERE

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Academic Awards Committee Recognizes Columbia Professors

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full disclosure bwog wanted to take history of modern middle east
how do u pick are there charts involved
how does one quantify humanity
humanity devotion to truth and inspiring leadership alright columbia i c u
khalidi's book sounds unreal
those eyes doe

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A Shifty Look At Secret Societies

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nacoms
people who do things and don't immediately demand acknowledgment
people who have more job prospects than the rest of us
Sachems
secrecy v privacy: discuss
secret societies
senior societies aka the x men
the silent guardians the watchful protectors
what's networking got to do with it

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Where Art Thou?

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"varisty show" bwog def thought that was a type for a solid five minutes
but for real class fomo is def a thing
hipnotic more like hip ROCK IT ok
ok we get it orchesis = lots of places
one more thing for music hum aka the whole thing amirite
should i take spanish arabic finnish or dutch YOU TELL ME
we never really learned to supercaliwhatever
weird number of pictures with white doors and small babies

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