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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Bwoglines: Holding Down The Fort Edition

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also a subtle happy 4/20
bwog wants to be a de blasio kid
bwoglines
liberals and stuff
spring has come and gone like 8 times already
that is my favorite Columbia nickname
university of havana north strikes again

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Skootch Comedy: As Awkward As They Are Hilarious

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buzzfeed users might be more in need of an intervention than buzzfeed the dude
Dog Lady is some seriously terrifying material
I NEED to take that quiz "Which disney princess would you be if they were all Harry Potter characters living in the Doctor Who universe?"
It's all worth it in Early Decision
Luke Mones got himself a tag
Skootch Comedy
where did that martini come from?

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Columbia Just #Blue Itself (Again)

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"barbarism" like bacchanal?
#OurBlue
I think I blue myself!
oh lupe you're such a fiasco
reliving youth
school spirit etc.
snake-cam makes a comeback
super sober in this video
We miss bacchanal already
when columbia pretends to be a state school

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RoomHop: New England Family Home

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bwog is happy when its floor is partly visible
clambake
new england prep
room inspiration
roomhop
secret yankees
who has a dish rack

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Pre-Frosh Profiles: Kosta

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class of 2018
no it was a great pleasure for us
pre-frosh profiles
pre-frosh profiles 2018
solid gossip girl reference
that is one sweet judogi
vietnamese dancing with the stars
welcome kosta it's going to be good

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Dante De Blasio’s College Tour

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bwog wants to be a de blasio kid
college tours
come on URC do your job well
de blasio
pick columbia!
spring days and campus tours

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WBAR-B-Q Spring Show Today

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avant-pop i think i understand
free music is cool you'll be cool if you go
I still have no idea if there will be bbq food but i doubt it :(
WBAR spring show
WBAR-B-Q
what are spazz-electronics what is twee punk what are power-pop chillers let's find out

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PSA: Phishing Emails In Columbia Network

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access to your email is not about to expire
askcuit@columbia.edu
if you get this message from a friend's email address that does not mean you should reply with an overwhelming number of gifs
Pretty safe to never click a link that says "Revalidate"
Salmon Phishing in the Yemen
the help desk doesn't have a UNI

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