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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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Congrats To The CC Val And Sal!

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columbia college
congratulations are in order
graduation is nigh
portents of graduation
salutatorian
valedictorian
we were all valedictorians but now there is only one

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CCSC Debates About Constitutional Review

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AKPsi
ccsc
Elections Board
f@cu
frats and elections
insider info
lcui
Special Elections
what is it like to be in an unrecognized frat this is crazy dude?

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2girls1snack: Holy Guacamole Edition

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amigos is now officially my amigo
damn i'm hungry
omg yum
taqueria y fonda is a dope place i love it there
yum guacamole
yum mexican food
yum yum
yum yum yum
yum!

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From The Issue: Bluenotes

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"truisms"
aqueducts!
art
blue and white
Bluenotes
cool things around campus
from the issue
jenny holzer
murder has its sexual side
pirates
sometimes bwog wants to write in all caps too
the blue and white

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Bwoglines: Who Needs Money When You Have _____? Edition

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corn is lame
herb is cool too
poetry is cool
really absurd bwoglines
snobbery is too

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Give Us Your Wisdom

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before you fly away from columbia just like that owl or hawkma
friends romans countrymen
give us your wisdom
let the tears flow
owls can turn their heads all the way around and so can we
Pallas Athena
senior wisdom
veesh take note
were bwog's senior wisdoms ever dispensed by wise
wisdom is such a weird word if you look at it
wise as fuck
wizened seniors

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EventHop: SupercalifragilisticexpialidOrchesis

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dance dance we're falling apart to half time yes fall out boy sundays are hard ok
did u guys know beyoncé is in word dictionary now
entered Roone tremulously when do you not enter roone tremulously
orchesis
ppl who r cooler than u
preternaturally flexible
SO MUCH BEYONCE ALWAYS BEYONCÉ
SupercalifragilisticexpialidOrchesis did we spell that right probs not
turtleneck crop tops love them but WHAT PURPOSE/SEASON DO YOU SERVE
wanted to write ~*~metaphor~*~ but not sure if appropriate

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Bwog Meeting: Save Yourself!

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any reason to link to a reefer madness clip
bwog is not your mother
bwog meeting announcement
free snacks and friends!

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