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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Bad Poetry is Bad, But We Love It

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awesome vagina! might be the greatest line of poetry ever written
bad poetry
bwog sucks at using cameras
Congrats on thinking of a name like "Cuntemporary Queeries"
friendly cults
glory holes
horse bestiality poem
NSA love poetry
philolexian society
Quinoazymandias
spec tried to interview us afterward lol

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Underwater Basket Weaving: Spring 2014

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columbia teaches us about things
i concentrate in thing theory
it's always the foreign language departments
registration is a crazy time
the future
underwater basket weaving

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Bucket List: Hormats, WLF, Mamdani

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bucket list
check your unbelievable intellectual privilege
chum bucket
Events
spongebob is a cutting social commentary
study hard chilluns and one day you too can give cool lectures
world leaders forum
wow debt and tumultuous times and apartheid what a happy week

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Bwoglines: Famous People Do Stupid Things Edition

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alec needs 30 rock back in his life just like bwog
bwog likes to keep up on gossip
bwoglines
no real news today sorry
posts like this make bwog question their intellectuality
the simpsons was childhood
why you gotta take him back riri?

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PE Madness: Quarterfinals

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and thank god too cuz that pink marker is out of ink
bwog doesn't understand the difference between a conference and a division
only the strong survive registration
pe madness
this IS the quarterfinals...right?

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Men’s Basketball Gains National Attention

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basketball
bwog sports
can we please become a basketball school like Duke and Georgetown???!?
men's basketball
seriously boys we're very proud of you good job
things to actually get excited about

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Carousing With Carousel

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alexandra svokos
as one friend said - "don't let rihanna see this"
bwog really wants to go to a carnival now
carousel
cmts
columbia alums
nuances
problematic
shelley farmer
your peers are talented

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Wilson: Part II

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40 minutes to brooklyn
blue and white
brooklyn
fiction
the blue and white
the l train
Williamsburg
wilson

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