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Bwoglines: Hungry Hungry Hippos Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2011 4 Comments

Hungry judges are less likely to grant you parole. (ABC) Hungry for more, and now shut down. The Winklevii were finally stonewalled in Federal Court. (Reuters) (Probably) hungry former NFL tackle Jon Runyan already represents the Garden State in Congress. Soon, he may have another athlete for company—Carl Lewis, Olympic gold medalist, is now running […]

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ESC: SEAS Students Unable to Register for Non-SEAS Courses

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 34 Comments

A tipster from inside the ESC meeting tonight has informed us that the Academic Affairs Representative told the board that a new policy has been instituted this year that bars SEAS students from registering for non-SEAS courses during pre-registration (i.e., this week). The representative said that they can only register for these classes during the […]

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Voting! Do it!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 19 Comments

Democracy is in the air and plastered all over the dorm hallways– do your part and vote! Voting ends Wednesday night. Vote for CCSC here. For those still undecided. Check out Spec’s great summary of student platforms, more in-depth student platforms and opinion pieces, the debate recap, and our interviews with the different student groups. […]

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A Note on Alexander Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 4 Comments

He’s an important guy. Here are some things you should know about him: he founded the New York Post; he went to college here, but did not graduate; he is Michael Cera. If you want to learn even more, a biopic on Alexander Hamilton airs tonight at 10 pm on Channel 13. According to the […]

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BunsenBwog

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 0 Comments

When they’re not headbanging or answering our inane questions, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by our Strong-Willed but Gentle- Handed Correspondent Ricky Raudales. A team of scientists recreated functioning enzymes that date back between one and four billion years […]

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Getting to Know: Kubi of McBain

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 12 Comments

In the latest installment of our Getting to Know series, Bwog’s Chancellor of Charm Molly Andrews caught up with Kubi, the beloved McBain security guard. Know someone we should know too? Send your suggestions to tips@bwog.com. Many McBain security guards can swipe our CUIDs, but only Kubi can capture our hearts. Stuck in an ECesque “swipe” jam, you may have […]

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WBBQ Mix

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 13 Comments

Our friends at WBAR threw together this awesome mix featuring tracks by each of the ten bands scheduled to play at this upcoming Friday’s annual WBBQ. Some Highlights: Real Estate earned Pitchfork’s prestigious best new music with their self-titled album. The Crystal Ark, lead by Gavin Russom, counts two of the former members of LCD Soundsystem among […]

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Go Outside!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 10 Comments

Close the books! Shred the papers! Karate chop the laptops! Dump the contents of your backpack where you stand and go outside to listen to the music, soak up the sun, and pop ogle the bloons! But really, the green flag is up and swaying gently in spring’s buoyant breath. Go sit on the lawn! (‘Cause the […]

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Overheard: Needs Context

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 9 Comments

Some things sound really strange out of context, others are just strange. Bwog wonders if a little background info would make following verbal vapors smell a little less funky. Two girls chatting outside: Girl 1: Now would you be embarrassed or angry? Girl 2: *hesitates* I would be… uncomfortable. Girl 1: Out of embarrassment? Or like, “bitch you […]

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CCSC: EC’s New Robot Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 9 Comments

CCSC convened. Bwog’s Brian Wagner survived to bring you this harrowing account: DON’T FORGET TO VOTE! Quick hits: All the candidates for next year attended; College Days is coming up; prepare your coin purses, because Penny Wars is on the horizon; a committee on the Student Council elections process is being formed to review electoral policy, rules, […]

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Bwoglines: Perspective Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 3 Comments

Prospies currently attempting to get a perspective into life at Columbia may be flustered as their peers rattle the names of their other college acceptances. But remember—it’s all about perspective. The salutatorian of Bronx Science got into six Ivies and is “just trying to refrain from any hubris,” but an acceptance to Columbia is still an […]

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Kipp-Giusti, VP Policy on UniteCU ticket, Drops Out of Race

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2011 34 Comments

The Election Board just announced that Elizabeth Kipp-Giusti, UniteCU’s VP Policy candidate, dropped out of the campaign. According to Spec, UniteCU will continue to run as a four-person party without EKG. Recently, Green Umbrella, the sustainability group on which she serves as a board member, endorsed BetterCU. Kipp-Giusti cites “personal reasons” for her resignation. Bwog […]

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What Television Show Could You Watch By Dropping A Class?

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back of the envelope calculations
bwog actually doesn't watch that much tv
drunk math!!!!!!1!
lazy bwog
netflix is my boyfriend
netflix taste preferences reveal the truth
the extent of bwog's math ability
the snowstorm did nothing to help our motivation

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Live At Lerner: Chelsea Reject

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always accidentally typing "liver" instead of "live"
chelsea reject
come thru
free food
get cultured
live at lerner
thankful for a new schedule

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Bwoglines: After The Storm Edition

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"bwog do you DRINK???"
*links to britney's toxic video*
bwoglines
drake got us through the snow day
GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK
international got us through the snow day
snow day more like sludge day
take a shot for me
we made it yeah we made it

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Juno Got Us All Feelin’ Some Type Of Way

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all people in the but plz stand up
can i get a yeeeet tho
extremely loud and incredibly close
extremely snowy and incredibly phallic
flashing lights
juno
money is the anthem of SUCCESS
no class... ZONE
prezbo
tag game vicious
teenage pregnancy?
the juno movie soundtrack is just made of songs that are "indie" and involve "whistling"
we are mature college students

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Rooms Fall Apart (And So Do We)

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dementors
EXPECTO PATROooOONUM
maintenance guys might like you
rooms fall apart
tiling is just an excuse for love
when ur room is home to a geyser <333

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We Tried The Ricardo Morales Diet

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ants on a rod brings back those kindergarten memories
dear public safety friends
law and order and pizza
ricardo morales
ricky roo
that bite out of crime tasted like chicken
tippecanoe and ricky roo too

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The Official Lit Hum Drinking Game

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<3 THE BIBLE
ambrosia is the new drink of choice
can i ditch the health services cup and drink it in some ancient grecian pottery?
Dribkgin Wit Hbwog
drinking with bwog
drunk in (ancient western canon) love
homer more like HOMIEr
lit hum
the literary canon > cannon's
vomit free since 93? more like vomit free since 2 hours ago
what's that in ur cup?

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Bwoglines: You’re Fired Edition

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atheist swag
donald trump's combover get's me GOING
hillary more like ILLary
insert Bernie Saunders promo here
it's like the Scopes trial all over again
lili is from ATL
magic never noticed that Bwog's ID says that Bwog is 28
no more hocus pocus
the magic is gone
trump for president
trump versus hillary
who cares they're both for corporate America anyway

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