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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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What If… The Football Field Were Still On Campus?

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ain't nobody got time for the campbell sports center
bulldoze uris!!!
columbia athletics
get outta here b-school
prezbo are you reading this?
roar lions roar
seriously though baker is like a half hour subway ride
what if
will the new evp of students read this?

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Senior Wisdom: Sarina Bhandari

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but catfish-er or catfish-ee??
Bwog Senior Wisdom
catfishing
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
seven classes? Go home
try nothing but ramen for two months
WHEN IN DOUBT DON'T POST <--- best advice ever

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Swinging For The Fences With Alyssa Rodia

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alyssa rodia
bigger ball smaller field
bwogsports
calling it now future Ivy League champs
going the whole five innings because we're dominating
homers
low and inside is a lefty's dream pitch
not afraid to get dirty oooh
swinging away
trouble with the curve

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Bwog In Bed: Panic Edition

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bwog in bed
eeek boobs
historic sports moments yay
i knit you a sweater of tears
if you can play you can play!!!!
love you Mom
Momma Bwog will be your mom
think about Momma Bwog today too
what is homework?

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Reading Lit Hum’s Rapes

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dear commenters bwog did not write this just so you know
does anyone even read the intros?
does anyone even read these?
does anyone even read?
fight the patriarchy 2k14
lit hum
our version of an op ed
sexual assault

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Roar, Lions! Baseball Wins Second Consecutive Ivy Title

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Baseball wins
bwogsports
crowned...get it?
David Speer pitching excellently as usual
for the win
George Thanopolous for the save
hitting homers into the Hudson
seniors going on to bigger and better things..like the College World Series
the road to Omaha
theeeee Lions win
We are the champions

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Dropping Cash, Dressing Up, And Dancing At The Barnard Gala

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a literal GALA
a torrid barnard love affair that has spanned five hot decades
barbour jackets and longchamp bags pretty much sum up barnard when we think about it
barnard
barnard annual gala
centennial scholars program
generous people who like to drink and eat
long island sex therapy
mediocre dancing at best
mentions of diana vagelos
open bar aw yeah
philanthropic interest also known as being rich and willing to share
slingin cash droppin a couple thou
speaking of normies...
the affluent
WASPy

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What If… SEAS Were A School Of Mimes?

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clearly understanding the function of the school of mines
creeptastic
fine we said funtion initially -- are you happy now??
Glass Cases of Emotion and You
History of Rocks and Things
school OF MIMES
The Art of Annoying Berets
things that annoy bwog
things that would have been awesome
we aced face-painting 101
what if

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