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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Free Chairs!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 9 Comments

Why the hell not, guys? Free chairs on the 4th floor of Schapiro CEPSR. That’s fun!

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JSchool to Obama: Don’t Prosecute WikiLeaks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 13 Comments

A good chunk of the Columbia JSchool faculty has signed a letter to Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder claiming that the recent publication of diplomatic cables by WikiLeaks is “protected by the First Amendment.” The faculty looks back a few decades and points out that “as a historical matter, government overreaction to publication of leaked […]

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Your Room Is Not Your Room Over Winter Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 29 Comments

New Year’s Eve ball drop? Skating at Rockefeller Center? Going below 96th St? Your magical winter in New York may be jeopardized! For the first time, Columbia is requiring students to register in order to stay in housing over winter break. Registration is not only mandatory for entering your own dorm, but any Columbia residence […]

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Just Can’t Get Enough: University Increasing Fundraising Goal to $5 Billion

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 24 Comments

Good news bears! The University expects to raise its original goal, announced in September 2006, of $4 billion nearly a year ahead of schedule. The $4 billion plan was the largest fundraising effort in the history of higher education. But we can’t stop, won’t stop: the University hopes to raise a total of $5 billion […]

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BwogSalon: The Gadfly

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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XMAS! 5! Reviewed!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 79 Comments

Bwog’s Holiday Cheer Leader Peter Sterne reports. As the first snowfall (flurries don’t count) of the year descended into Morningside Heights last night, students gathered on the Lerner Ramps and outside Roone, eager to see the latest edition of XMAS!, the VShow-like student-run musical that’s been satirizing the holiday season for the last five years. When the audience was finally […]

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Closing Remarks: Sex, Drugs, Crimes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 41 Comments

And so it ends—not with a bang, but with a whimper—the last semester of the first decade of the new millennium. And if you needed more roundabout and somewhat forced catharsis than that, we asked for your professors’ closing remarks, and here is a collection of the most outstanding. Feel free to leave any we […]

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Provisions!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 5 Comments

Hooah! Head to the Lerner Ramps for free Crumbs cupcakes, courtesy of Columbia Political Union. Stock up on tasty treats before finals eat your soul.

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Enter the Void: Inside the Northwest Corner Building (accompanied by PrezBo!)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 33 Comments

We pondered its meaning, and delighted in its reflections. This building has been going up for years, but has managed to remain mysteriously shrouded in scaffolding. No longer! A day before the building officially opened on Friday, Bwog had the opportunity to join a group of journalists on an architectural tour of the building, guided […]

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Let’s Get Crazy About Snacks!!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 4 Comments

Seriously! This Oreo costume was spotted giving away the classic cookie in Lerner. There appear to be many boxes. Flock thither!

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Break Time Edition

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break time anytime
can't take a break for too long or we're fucked
dairy queen ice "cream" to look forward too
it's due time for a break?
may the riotous spirit of the 60s protesters be with you this week
study break saturday
we know there's still a whole week of finals but we just want a break
you'll be home with mommy soon

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Guys, Stop

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anatomy of a chair
bet he's not even getting any work done
finals is a time that crushes all of your dreams
He's her derivative because he's tangent to her curves
lady in the street but a freak in the library
not overseen
studying never feels that good
uh uh honey
we're not sure why she couldn't be doing work and he couldn't be going down on her

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The First Bwog Comment Awards

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bwog confesses to putting 1s in their exclamation points
don't you hate when people use 30 year olds to portray high school students in movies
first weekly doesn't sound quite as nice
iggy's "fancy's" school is not representative of real schools
or does bwog have butts?
pineapple in bwog's butt
we #trendy

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24 Hours of Fruit Paunchin’

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24 hours of paunchin
brain shattering improv
fruit paunch
handy dandy maps
paunchin fruit
what a fruit paunchin good time

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Orgo Night Continues To Go Right

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2014
columbia gigolo
cumb
like an orgy at Pompeii
man-meat
marching band
orgo
orgo night
orgy in pompeii
places that are ridiculously crowded
safe vegetable sex is always an important message
trombone + dildo = fun times for all

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Senior Wisdom: Olivia Harris

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"disinterest is in itself disinteresting"
dont keep calm and carry on
keep it kind
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014

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PeopleHop: “I’m Your Mother”

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fangirling moms
how can a barnard girl handle martha and dspar encounters all in one night?
j-school
martha is disappointed in spec
martha is the beyonce to barnard
martha stewart
oh to be rich and famous and not give a fourth of a shit if what you're saying offends someone
peoplehop
she is the queen and we just live in her world
we think martha would side with dspar over sheryl
we wish martha was actually our mom

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Happening It’s Actually Happening Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog just wants to stay in bed
finals zombie violet
get pumped for finals
grim
haven't slept sickly pink
the poop quiz is legitimately hilarious don't deny it
yay the first day of finals

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