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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Dark Night Of The Soul

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#dark
dark night of the soul
dark night rising
don't think about where you'll be this time next week just don't
finals suck
keeping it together barely
still 3 more days people
you can sleep when you are dead

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What If… The New Barnard Library Were A Skyscraper?

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barnard skybrary
debora spar in the sky
dspar are you reading this
ham-taro
neighborhood aesthetic neighborhood smaespathetic
official bwog photoshop team
the b tower
those holes in the ceiling though
though tbh the real blight on campus is Altschul
what if

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Senior Wisdom: Grace Rosen

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"I was in the New York Times for Skypeing while dressed as a nun"
Ramona 4ever
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
so many links
spotted dick
that was bwog's alcohol how dare you
the patriarchy
the voice of the patriarchy
your cheese thing sounds simultaneously delicious and gross

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Designated Smoking Locations To Go Into Effect July 1

Bwog Staff 32

drugs are bad mmmkay
holy smokes
smoking
smoking ban
smoking outside of butler is now gross
usenate

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A Gentleperson’s Guide To Butler

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all work and no play makes a columbia student go insane
bwog loves butler
camping etiquette
deep in the but
seriously though you can spend a half an hour outside in the sunshine eating your halal
thou shalt not camp unless thou art in dire need
we're procrastinating with you

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Everyone Loves DSpar Photoshop Contest

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but really where is our wonder woman movie
bwog looks forward to your submissions
DSpar
dspar makes everything better
how to procrastinate productively
photoshop contest
wonder woman

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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Primal Scream

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50 points to gryffindor if you primal screamed in the stacks
bwog will only miss living on campus next year when they miss out on the insanity of primal scream
can we have another one please
primal scream
what a beautiful night for some nightmarish screaming to wake the dead

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Bwog in Bed: Self-Affirmation Edition

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bwog also hates summer
bwog in bed
can we have another primal scream
four more days
just another manic monday
not ready to take finals but also not ready to leave
poop cube isn't even the technical term
things are getting dark
why can't we rewind back to january

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