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Two Scenes From Day Two

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Scraps from Day Two. Fresh-people, keep sending us those tips: tips@bwog.com! One freshman writes: John Jay was completely packed, with freshmen spilling out onto every available seat outside, especially the lawn. This was a prime moment for Housing to turn on the sprinklers and completely hose everyone. Also in attendance were WKCR volunteers, first trying […]

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The Ego And The Fake ID

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 11 Comments

If you don’t have a fake ID today and plan on going to a bar in New York City that isn’t a teen club you should get one tomorrow morning. Below, tales of stories of Bwoggers’ first fakes. Hi, Mom! I got my first fake ID in the parking lot of a Ross Department Store […]

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Day One: The Human Knot

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 23 Comments

Bwog spent thirteen hours at Orientation yesterday. Here’s some of what we found. (Hey Housing! We love you very much, wanna let us move in early?)

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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Oh No, It’s Noam (Chomsky)

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bucket list
dewey lectures
noam chomsky
surprisingly sassy
what a radical dude

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BoardHop: Happy Holidays from Hamilton

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boardhop
hamilton
happy last day of class
miley is the voice of our generation
she's just being miley
the first of many finals overseens
wreckign ball is a gift that keeps on giving
wrecking ball miley?!?

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Last CCSC Meeting of the Year

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2013 was a year to remember
Bwog has no need for gifts and fripperies
ccsc
nostalgia
presents
the holidays are here
warning: do not search santa on shutterstock

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Bwoglines: Pseudoscience + Pseudostudying Edition

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bwoglines
coffee is sweet sweet poison
finals are coming
finals is bwog's favorite season of the year
game of finals
pseudoscience
the final countdown
the last monday
winter is coming

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BREAKING NEWS: Snow Fell From The Sky Tonight

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are we the only ones who remember it being like 60 degrees a few days ago?
columbia students always amazed by the weather
how did they have enough snow to make TWO FUCKING SNOWMEN?!?!
the iphone sure does wonders when it comes to photography
the snow unleashes bwog's inner creativity
we are a serious news site DAMMIT

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Bwog Asked: What Is Your Happy Place?

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bwog asked
bwog reminds you to think about the happier side of life aka the side after finals
bwog: motivation expert
for the love of god do not fall asleep yet
happiness can be found at the bottom of a red bull can we've heard
shit is already getting pretty dark over in the butler

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Hyper Dramatic Squirrel Wants To Know…

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bwog is cracking
early mornings
finals time
guys what if all our squirrel overseens have been just one squirrel this whole time
overseen
seriously go home butler is full
squirrel
sunday night rage
the squirrel returns

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SuiteHop: The Magic of Disney Minus Sweaty Men in Costumes

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bwog remembers when they went to disneyland that one time...
ooo we want to visit too!
suitehop
tapestries: forever the best way to decorate a wall
we can barely work up the effort to pick up our pants off the floor let alone decorate

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