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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Free Chairs!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 9 Comments

Why the hell not, guys? Free chairs on the 4th floor of Schapiro CEPSR. That’s fun!

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JSchool to Obama: Don’t Prosecute WikiLeaks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 13 Comments

A good chunk of the Columbia JSchool faculty has signed a letter to Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder claiming that the recent publication of diplomatic cables by WikiLeaks is “protected by the First Amendment.” The faculty looks back a few decades and points out that “as a historical matter, government overreaction to publication of leaked […]

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Your Room Is Not Your Room Over Winter Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 29 Comments

New Year’s Eve ball drop? Skating at Rockefeller Center? Going below 96th St? Your magical winter in New York may be jeopardized! For the first time, Columbia is requiring students to register in order to stay in housing over winter break. Registration is not only mandatory for entering your own dorm, but any Columbia residence […]

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Just Can’t Get Enough: University Increasing Fundraising Goal to $5 Billion

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 24 Comments

Good news bears! The University expects to raise its original goal, announced in September 2006, of $4 billion nearly a year ahead of schedule. The $4 billion plan was the largest fundraising effort in the history of higher education. But we can’t stop, won’t stop: the University hopes to raise a total of $5 billion […]

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BwogSalon: The Gadfly

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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While You Were Out

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come back alma misses you
go uts!
hello halal guys goodbye summer fitness goals
james mcshane is at it again
roundup
summer happenings

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PrezBo’s Term Extended To 2018

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"seated
and probably nude"
board of trustees
how old will prezbo be if he makes it to 43 years?
if prezbo is no longer president is he still prezbo?
mention columbia today and we just think of the world cup
pensive
prezbo
prezbo and the trustees just came out with a new ep and it's pretty good but not great
viva el prezbo

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Overseen: Mike Wazowski In McBain

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an excuse to link to monsters inc
lol mcbain
mcbain of thrones
mike wazowski
no ceiling no problem
overseen
please can one of the doors lead to hawaii??
summer bwog
vomit-covered caterpillar is one of the grossest things I've written in a while

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Bwoglines: Early June Edition

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"there's so much tiiiiime to figure out the rest of our lives"
boys like girls really takes us back to the day...
CAAASA
ch-ch-ch-changes
gssc
Havana Central
is ursula the sea-witch a good stripper name?
morton b. friedman
nooo not havana central!
Project Not Asking For It
rest in peace
summer bwoglines
two is better than one
when prezbo smiles at the father and daughter :')
woo hoo free emergency contraception!

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CC Class Day 2014 And University Commencement, As Seen Through Social Media

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as we go on we remember all the times we had together
cc class day
cc class day 2014
commencement
Commencement 2014
good luck out there!
possibly the most media-heavy bwog post ever
prezbo and hero almost rhyme...coincidence?
tears were shed

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Senior Wisdom: Arvind Srinivasan

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"learn how to be concise"
"one of the people at Chipotle knows my name"
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Bwog Senior Wisdom
bwog shadow government
FLAT STANLEY
getting hugs from dead animals
just got classically misdirected
master of puns
new punning record
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Senior Wisdom: Sam Aarons

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"a website that pretends to send your documents to printers on campus"
baby Zucks
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Bwog Senior Wisdom
bwog tech
ruby prince
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
the bison is jealous of his panda hat
the man behind the curtain
What happens in Spain stays on Iberia flight 67

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Senior Wisdom: Anna Bahr

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"proof that all bars should serve fried chicken" -- YES
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Bwog Senior Wisdom
people who definitely know what they're talking about
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
ummmm one time all our teeth fell out and Judith noticed all of them soooo
way to turn the tables on the oral sex vs. cheese question
we forgive you for learning 4 things

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