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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Protest On 113th

Bwog Staff 28

asbestos
may the riotous spirit of the 60s protesters be with you this week
mcbain
this week in protests

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The Dog Days

Bwog Staff 8

asbestos
Bwog has never smoked a cigarette drank beer nor used any illegal drugs
bwog misses our dog
bwoglines
deadbeat summer
Gulati
gulati is a bird
happy birthday sunil gulati
morton williams
not watching football is much more fun than watching it
roundup
sorry for our lack of enthusiasm
things that are expensive

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What’s Up With Those Email Aliases?

Bwog Staff 15

addicted to email
bigbootybwog@bwog.com
classic columbia
Columbia is just so tech-savvy
links that break our site's shitty code
summertime sadness is typing this right now
they use their old email addresses in the signature ooo burn CUIT
what is technology?

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Google Drive Enabled for LionMail (Finally)

Bwog Staff 15

better living through technology
cuit
internet privacy?
lionmail sucks
now columbia will know even more of your secrets

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Book Culture Re-hires Employees

Bwog Staff 10

book culture
ding dong the workers are back!
good because the textbook prices at columbia's bookstore are too damn high
labor disputes
support your local independent bookstores etc
sweet sweet victories

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The Wall Of Ultimate Shame

Bwog Staff 13

okay now bwog is out again for real
sorry not sorry
ssol? more like sol
then you feel bad wondering if the professor had a family emergency but assume he would've done the polite thing and informed the students of this
wall of shame
we're not posting this as late as the professor posted the grade so it's fine

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Summer Ch-ch-ch-changes

Bwog Staff 16

barnard trustees
boringside heights
ch-ch-ch-changes
get on that summer transfer housing!
Gulati
Havana Central
heartland brewery
The Neverending Summer

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Should You Boycott Book Culture?

Bwog Staff 21

book culture
hello hello bank street book store
solidarity 5ever
still not as bad as indus valley tbh
strong independent bookstore that don't need no union
wild cat strikes next
will you boycott?

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