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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Bwoglines: Little Towns, Big Scandal Edition

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a scandal in bohemia
bwoglines
just small-town things
where's waldo (florida)?

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Green Sale Happening Now

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green sale
in the arms of an angelll fly awayyy from hereee
or just adopt a puppy it's the same thing
please call the number on your screen to donate to the SPCA
reduce reuse recycle

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Campus Activists Create “Disorientation Guide”

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Disorientation
disorientation guide
New student disorientation program
no red tape
student activism
SWS
wait but we aren't even allowed to say the word "administration"

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We Want You To Be A Staff Writer!

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also come to our meeting
apply
investigative reporting...we do that!
pretty sure barack obama also had a short stint as a staff writer
snacks for DAYS
you're all getting a promotion from "contributor"

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Lit Hum: The First Lecture

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"the iliad is like gangsta rap"
is nsop over yet?
let's go freshmen
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lit hum gives us the nuts but does not crack them
nsop
nsop 2014
the iliad
the iliad was a homer...un. get it?
there are plenty of chances to show off in first semester lit hum especially if you know ancient greek

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NSOP Will Live On In Your Hearts

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carman 8 is also where the paint party happened
just carman 8 things
nsloppy is only cool when we say it
nsop
nsop 2014
stop trying to make nsloppy happen it's not going to happen
they won't actually track you down if you skip under1roof

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SSOL Gets (Somewhat) Colorful

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additional registration windows
ch-ch-ch-changes
does this qualify as a boringside
more like shitty services online
please don't stalk us
ssol
ssol and this version of bwog really like their white space
ssol is crushing ADI
this is so helpful if you're a visual person
this schedule would be amazing
who even uses military time? oh bwog does

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Bwog Wants You To Be A Daily Editor!

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being a daily is like joining a cult but a very hip and exclusive cult
come one come all
dailies
daily application
daily editor application
free food
not "weekly" editors
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
pretty sure Hamilton was also once a bwog daily
take out pornhub before you screenshot though
we promise this isn't like applying to college

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