Free Bacchanal sunglasses, tshirts, condoms, shotglasses, keychains and whistles will be handed out on the Steps at 5:30. (uh, your wedge of space on the Steps) while you’re there, the show starts in 40 minutes. Update, 5:45: Hustle, they’re almost out out of free miscellany! Update, 5:55: There are plainclothes Public Safety out, so best […]
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